Awayfromhomered Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Gone with the second double, good luck! 🤞 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said: Gone with the second double, good luck! 🤞 2IAR Day 🙌 Hopefully 🤞 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 I guess not 🤮 Facking ell Next week 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 21 Author Share Posted March 21 DWT251: Learnt a Lot from the First 250 - Time to Put the Knowledge to the Test 🎓 (22nd March 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Ok ok - back to fucking Beeswax 👊. One of these days - a Big One'll land... the wait however, fucking continues 😑. The Next Big One - 4th July 2025 btw ✌️. The reason it's Big? Just the small factor of DWT's 5th Fucking Birthday 5️⃣🎂 - s'all 😭🙌. 5 years... s'a long time to be doing owt of this ilk - and for that, Dad Feels a lot of Pride 😊. Anyhow anyhow - getting ahead of ourselves 🤚. Just to remind: that's the next when the fuck up is most noticeable haha (😭). You take defeat on the chin of course.. but when you couple how 'carefully' Dad had gone about the selection process, it really incites a sense of one being picked on haha - ah no 😢. Still - didnae damage much in terms of current short term goals: a chunky 20 lopped off the various totals of course... but truthfully - everything still looks nice and healthy 👍 A real plus point that: generally 'disasters' are contained free of hoopla these days 😎. A wee thigh bruise - nowt that requires a trip to the quacks 💪. When we get ourselves to the point where we're rueing no putting more on with increased regularity - then we know the comfort is as plush as it fucking gets. Duly noted: this musing is hereby remembered when (no if 🙅♂️) those halcyon days are achieved 🤘. Until then - let's just calm the fuck down haha. Whilst we're on the subject of Future Days: Dad's been looking at the calendar... no long sure 'til the season's end by fuck 😱. Gives Dad stark memories of yon Double-DWT I... all those wondrous thoughts; the belief in what would be... stuttering the start so as to give the cunt the best chance. And yet we recorded but 1 (ONE) winner 🤮. Say we did the great and won a bundle of the next few - qualified ourselves for Double-DWT II... what fixtures would befall us? What energy'd be flowing through cunts at the time? Ach - any week is a risk... but to Dad's Mond - yon tail end of the season fair brings doubt - hard it is, to nail down the 'definites'. No to say Dad's going to ease up on the intent just because of where we lie in the calendar haha - but given the much added risk - think it's well worth considering all and every if the usual options are limited ✌️ Bread & Butter - that's today... as most of them are. Regular weeks with regular hopes: give us a Smidge to stash aware with the other Smidges, for hope of a big pile of Smidges that can then be called Wodge 🙏. Getting all this to coincide with DWT's 5th Birthday... by fuck - that'd be magnificent 😲. And then - then we smash the hoodoo and make a Big One ACTUALLY fucking big 🐳. Strap in Hombres - good shit'll be coming thick and fucking fast ⏩ Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR MARCH 2025 STANDS AT: £11.31 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £53.89 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1242.69 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £91.51 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that feels invigorated to be the first of the next Quarter Century and aims intently to send the Ship off on the right footing: IT'S DWT251 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds AYR 🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴 hamilton 🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/2 WIMBLEDON 🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴 barrow 🟡🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 19/20 WALSALL 🟡🔴🟡🔴🟡 gillingham 🟡🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 21/20 DWT ODDS: 5/1 DWT251 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A AYR WIMBLEDON 1.93/1 B AYR WALSALL 2.08/1 C WIMBLEDON WALSALL 3/1 AYR Tough times by Ayr's usual high standards the now... a home game against useless bastards just the dab for getting back on track Played 6 Won 6: That's Ayr's record against today's visitors... Lucky No. 7 incoming Lost 7 (there's that number again 👍) of their last 10 have accies - seems unlikely to Dad they'll suss pish to the degree they're beating one of the Runaway 3 on their own patch Dad always enjoys the chance to select a team whom usually are so shitely priced there isnae a point... but Ayr's stuttering hath brought us this gift 🎁. Alarm bells for somegiven said stuttering... but ach, those 3 they've dropped in the last 5: 2 away, one at home to fellow Runaway 3 member Livingston - Dad's no seeing owt to suggest suddenly all knowledge is lost. They have PLENTY in the canister to deal with low-scoring, oft-beaten, shitey defence-having fuds like accies. As mused ^ - their track record against them, suggests they have them well sussed - certainly at home, where a GD of +19 shows their intent in front of their own, leaves little room for complacency. WIMBLEDON A valuable win last week saw the pressure increase muchly on Bradford just above them... Wins at Home a MUST if they're to maintain the charge Last couple against barrow have resulted in -1 handicap Wins for the Dons - such importance as is today'll surely see them maintain if not better such a stat Unbeaten in 3 barrow may well be... but last week's 2-2 with 10-man Morecambe (since minute 28 one might add) hardly has the urine escaping A theme of sorts this week: Usually top cunts over-priced thanks to recent happenings. Wimbledon have been up 'n' dahn for the last few - but importantly, most recent was a win - a win away to reinvigorated Carlisle one might add 👍. Bradford just above them of course - whom have suffered back-2-back defeats, after a seemingly endless run of heroism. Dad received word they're struggling with injuries to key players - so a terrific, terrific chance for the Dons to seize the initiative and put themselves handily placed for auto-promotion. As such - Bread & Butter pish like today should come easy 🍞🧈 WALSALL The Veil of Suffering cloaks this usually terrific team - Dad Senses today the rails are reconnected with Much the same reprieve received of late as Wimbledon: Bradford fucking it up royally, allowing others to prosper - today a terrific chance to drive the knife in further A bang average team on their own patch are gillingham - fuck all goals (20), 8 defeats and a general sense of 'what's the fucking point?' Walsall have been on a Run o' Doom since late January... a real taste of shit experienced for all wide-eyed Walsall followers. Not a single win in 5 by fuck... just why is Dad Choosing them? Well there's a risk - Dad isnae denying that 🤚. But the combo of them not being shit and gillingham very much being so, makes the price much too much an opportunity to miss - especially given the drastically reduced options, owing to the fuckwit international break shite. One might've been wary of gillingham given their recent win over Bradford... but as revealed : Bradford arenae really Bradford atm - so the fears are quelled markedly as a result. Dad Refuses to believe there's no a return to ways for Walsall imminent - Day 1 is here 🙌 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted March 22 Author Share Posted March 22 5 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Fiver down. Terrific. A bag of shite 🤤 Sorry son ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 DWT252: A Treble Winner to Aid Forgetting the Recent Miseries 3️⃣ (29th March 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A pressure cooker this week by fuck... DWT MUST PERFORM ✊. No life or death of course... but still, losing one's streak of achieving profit (with 8 of the last 9 months attaining this status in the wider sense) - upsetting it'd be to say the fucking least 🥲😭. Dad's simply assuming it'll happen therefore - no point in fudding about believing the worst etc: It's in the Books 📚🙌. Positive Thinking: Tis the Key Ingredient if you're asking for Dad's Opinion ✌️. Sure - the sting felt after waxing rhapsodic about the potential of an effort, only to watch it flop like a big bag of fucking SHITE, is tough to endure, no doubts there 🤚. But on the flippity-flop: Being Right Rules 🤘 Why would you put the cunt on if you didnae believe Dad? Dad isnae saying that son - Dad's Talking about the level of Championing 🏆. Tonnes of cunts place a wee wager or two... those who crow about it to the nth degree - less so 🪹. The reason for typing this bollocks in each and every'd fair take a whack in terms of having a point haha; be a good deal less fun if we were being all grave and cold about shite. So aye - this is the cunt to dig us out the doldrums and properly etch a smile back onto the face along with the ongoing Profitable nature of pish 😎 The Flannel is admittedly a smidge less so than it has been in the main... Dad's All Beeswax 📊. Here: 2 Whitewashes in a Row - that's fucking distressing stuff 🤮. Dad is especially affected by it's poison in these current climes, what with all the intent and on-the-nosedness. This week's selections reek of making amends: Dad cannae see owt other that a Trio of Victories. Dad has the Key to the Medicine Cabinet to hand - no flippancy in that regard... you must always prep for all and every - but they'll be no turning of it - that's a Dad Guarantee 👍. Does that mean owt? No really... yet. IT will but. Yous fucking watch 🤝 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR MARCH 2025 STANDS AT: -£8.69 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £33.89 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1262.69 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £71.51 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that finds the collar a good bitty tighter than it has for a considerable spell and as such is keen to undo a button or two for much needed relief: IT'S DWT252 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds HIBERNIAN 🟡🟢🟢🟢🟡 st johnstone 🟡🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 4/6 PETERHEAD 🟢🟢🟡🟢🟡 forfar 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 WYCOMBE 🟢🔴🟡🟢🔴 lincoln 🟡🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 17/20 DWT ODDS: 5.17/1 DWT252 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A HIBERNIAN PETERHEAD 2.33/1 B HIBERNIAN WYCOMBE 2.08/1 C PETERHEAD WYCOMBE 2.7/1 HIBERNIAN 20 games (count em) - 20 fucking games - and just 2 defeats Hibs have suffered... both to Celtic, one of which was in the Cup. Oh and they beat Celtic in the other game they played in said spell �� Hibs last defeat at home was way, wayyy back in November '24. The only points dropped at Easter Road since, was a 3-3 with the hun �� Picked up a good bitty since the Cup & League Double over Motherwell - but tbf, recent times have seen just 1 win in 5, that being a 1-0 home win over Ross County. Who cares �� Pretty fucking tasty - that's how Dad sees the price Hibs are at the day 😋. Here - no going to diss too much on sainties - they are achieving great things given the threadbare squad, shit defence and last in the league status 🤚. But for sure - they are up against it the day by fuck... Hibs are fucking Electric currently: That Winning Feeling rampant the now 🏆. A couple injuries for Hibs sure... but nowt to get the pants bundled or owt - plenty in reserve to take care of st johnstone. Routine stuff personified 🔤 PETERHEAD Undefeated in 8 - 2 wins IAR: Peterhead have sussed it at the perfect time, especially given the failings of those around them �� Just 1 goal conceded in their last 5 as well sure - just the ticket when taking on the leagues lowest scorers (27) �� Home advantage for forfar the day... no that that means much given they've claimed just 2 victories in 14 scoring a measly 12 goals �� You talk about prices that surprise a cunt: Peterhead at evens against absolute proven dross in forfar - this shit is a bitty ridiculous (and given the price went out further still - maybes even a hint of bookies no knowing what they're talking about 🤷). Here - 11 v 11: cunts have a fighting chance blahblahblah... but come on to fuck: they dinnae 🤣. Run of the mill 0-2 or 0-3 Dad Thinks 👍 WYCOMBE Just 2 defeats in 12 for Wycombe - those being to Brum and Wrexham. Outside the cunts up top, they're reliably terrific ⚽ Pummelled the shite out of todays foes back in November - a fair whiley back tbf 🤚 - but Kone is still up front mind: he's no forgotten owt 🐘 2 Wins in 6 for lincoln - ropey at best. Plus the teams they beat were Crawley (relegation fodder for sure) & Bristol Rovers (pathetic away from home) - whoop-de-fucking-do �� A few maybes thinking Wycombe arenae what they were... here, they were setting the place alight back earlier on - tough for any cunt (outside Brum) to maintain such ferocity 🐯. S'no like they've turned to mush: a game in hand over Wrexham, which'd take them level on points, a good distance ahead of 4th. As such, Dad's Belief hasnae waivered: they are still top, top cunts 👍. Isnae the case that lincoln are worth a fuck anyhow (see aboves factiod for further info )... a solid outing should see them claim victory with ease 🤘 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." 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Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, Dad said: DWT252: A Treble Winner to Aid Forgetting the Recent Miseries 3️⃣ (29th March 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A pressure cooker this week by fuck... DWT MUST PERFORM ✊. No life or death of course... but still, losing one's streak of achieving profit (with 8 of the last 9 months attaining this status in the wider sense) - upsetting it'd be to say the fucking least 🥲😭. Dad's simply assuming it'll happen therefore - no point in fudding about believing the worst etc: It's in the Books 📚🙌. Positive Thinking: Tis the Key Ingredient if you're asking for Dad's Opinion ✌️. Sure - the sting felt after waxing rhapsodic about the potential of an effort, only to watch it flop like a big bag of fucking SHITE, is tough to endure, no doubts there 🤚. But on the flippity-flop: Being Right Rules 🤘 Why would you put the cunt on if you didnae believe Dad? Dad isnae saying that son - Dad's Talking about the level of Championing 🏆. Tonnes of cunts place a wee wager or two... those who crow about it to the nth degree - less so 🪹. The reason for typing this bollocks in each and every'd fair take a whack in terms of having a point haha; be a good deal less fun if we were being all grave and cold about shite. So aye - this is the cunt to dig us out the doldrums and properly etch a smile back onto the face along with the ongoing Profitable nature of pish 😎 The Flannel is admittedly a smidge less so than it has been in the main... Dad's All Beeswax 📊. Here: 2 Whitewashes in a Row - that's fucking distressing stuff 🤮. Dad is especially affected by it's poison in these current climes, what with all the intent and on-the-nosedness. This week's selections reek of making amends: Dad cannae see owt other that a Trio of Victories. Dad has the Key to the Medicine Cabinet to hand - no flippancy in that regard... you must always prep for all and every - but they'll be no turning of it - that's a Dad Guarantee 👍. Does that mean owt? No really... yet. IT will but. Yous fucking watch 🤝 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR MARCH 2025 STANDS AT: -£8.69 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £33.89 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1262.69 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £71.51 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that finds the collar a good bitty tighter than it has for a considerable spell and as such is keen to undo a button or two for much needed relief: IT'S DWT252 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds HIBERNIAN 🟡🟢🟢🟢🟡 st johnstone 🟡🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 4/6 PETERHEAD 🟢🟢🟡🟢🟡 forfar 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 WYCOMBE 🟢🔴🟡🟢🔴 lincoln 🟡🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 17/20 DWT ODDS: 5.17/1 DWT252 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A HIBERNIAN PETERHEAD 2.33/1 B HIBERNIAN WYCOMBE 2.08/1 C PETERHEAD WYCOMBE 2.7/1 HIBERNIAN 20 games (count em) - 20 fucking games - and just 2 defeats Hibs have suffered... both to Celtic, one of which was in the Cup. Oh and they beat Celtic in the other game they played in said spell �� Hibs last defeat at home was way, wayyy back in November '24. The only points dropped at Easter Road since, was a 3-3 with the hun �� Picked up a good bitty since the Cup & League Double over Motherwell - but tbf, recent times have seen just 1 win in 5, that being a 1-0 home win over Ross County. Who cares �� Pretty fucking tasty - that's how Dad sees the price Hibs are at the day 😋. Here - no going to diss too much on sainties - they are achieving great things given the threadbare squad, shit defence and last in the league status 🤚. But for sure - they are up against it the day by fuck... Hibs are fucking Electric currently: That Winning Feeling rampant the now 🏆. A couple injuries for Hibs sure... but nowt to get the pants bundled or owt - plenty in reserve to take care of st johnstone. Routine stuff personified 🔤 PETERHEAD Undefeated in 8 - 2 wins IAR: Peterhead have sussed it at the perfect time, especially given the failings of those around them �� Just 1 goal conceded in their last 5 as well sure - just the ticket when taking on the leagues lowest scorers (27) �� Home advantage for forfar the day... no that that means much given they've claimed just 2 victories in 14 scoring a measly 12 goals �� You talk about prices that surprise a cunt: Peterhead at evens against absolute proven dross in forfar - this shit is a bitty ridiculous (and given the price went out further still - maybes even a hint of bookies no knowing what they're talking about 🤷). Here - 11 v 11: cunts have a fighting chance blahblahblah... but come on to fuck: they dinnae 🤣. Run of the mill 0-2 or 0-3 Dad Thinks 👍 WYCOMBE Just 2 defeats in 12 for Wycombe - those being to Brum and Wrexham. Outside the cunts up top, they're reliably terrific ⚽ Pummelled the shite out of todays foes back in November - a fair whiley back tbf 🤚 - but Kone is still up front mind: he's no forgotten owt 🐘 2 Wins in 6 for lincoln - ropey at best. Plus the teams they beat were Crawley (relegation fodder for sure) & Bristol Rovers (pathetic away from home) - whoop-de-fucking-do �� A few maybes thinking Wycombe arenae what they were... here, they were setting the place alight back earlier on - tough for any cunt (outside Brum) to maintain such ferocity 🐯. S'no like they've turned to mush: a game in hand over Wrexham, which'd take them level on points, a good distance ahead of 4th. As such, Dad's Belief hasnae waivered: they are still top, top cunts 👍. Isnae the case that lincoln are worth a fuck anyhow (see aboves factiod for further info )... a solid outing should see them claim victory with ease 🤘 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Fucking winner. In for a twenty. 1 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Liking the look of those, in! 🤞 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 4 Author Share Posted April 4 DWT253: The Very Best Sent In, To Sort the Madness That Regales Us 🥷 (5th April 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Says a lot when a month containing a Treble Winner is deemed a bag o' shite - but tis these kinds of realities we've become used to round DWT HQ Way 😭. Didnae expect last week's effort to fall foul... so on the nose t'were, we gave up a good bitty on the successful Double: shit were lean for a fucking reason 😑. 1st 'alf sendings off are generally a bit of boot to the fucking bollocks... a terrific day indeed it'd be, if an Acca still stormed across the finish line, fistfuls of notes for all. Hasnae happened much for Dad alas (ever... probably 🤚) - but ach, all-in-all: Glad to fucking be here 😎 A New Month: A New Hope 🤞. The run of Profitable Months and it's potential to be maintained perhaps glossed over a wee smidge, just how disgusting pish had been over the piece. 3 Whitewashes surrounding the win... it's forever fucking 'Aye here's a bitty... but we're taking some mind ☝️'. Robbed of a good pile of terrific in one fell swoop - the kind of shite you notice no being around anymore. Took a fair whiley to achieve - then 'oopsy': gone 🌬️. Still a decent balance in the Double-DWT Fund sure, that's summat 👍. So we'll see where we fucking are after this one down yonder 👇... a win'd fair take the misery away and send us off on a wondrous discovery tour, complete with whimsy aplenty and teehee'ing much 🤭. It's hanging off the bones in places - but for sure, there's a good deal more in the binder marked, 'The Beginnings of Regularity'. Fair keeping Dad on his toes sure... just when the mind allows a bitty breathing room in terms of believing in the process and recognising the progress as clear as the night is young, the Meathead Bastards come round the gaff claiming the more luxurious purchases are to be seized due to failures of a financial nature (again) 😞. Ups 'n' dahns - thankfully the example just given is nowt more than symbollic... the overall message being: Rest on the Laurels in FORBIDDEN 🚫. When times are best, doth recognise as such and give gusto aplenty in celebration 🥳 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR MARCH 2025 STANDS AT: -£16.74 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £25.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1270.74 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £63.46 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that hopes to relieve the pressure placed by added tarriffs with a nice unexpected additional bundle of notes to throw onto the pile: IT'S DWT253 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds EDINBURGH 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴 clyde 🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 13/10 CHARLTON 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟡 lincoln 🔴🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 4/5 BRADFORD 🟡🟢🔴🔴🟢 crewe 🔴🟡🟡🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 3/4 DWT ODDS: 5.17/1 DWT253 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A EDINBURGH CHARLTON 3.14/1 B EDINBURGH BRADFORD 3.03/1 C CHARLTON BRADFORD 2.15/1 EDINBURGH The Lure of a Gap to Fill above them - and that being to bang out of form East Fife Scored 5 as they destroyed yon pricks above last time at home: Dad Feels nothing to fear from dross akin to clyde 'Aye but 2 Wins IAR for clyde Dad 🤤' against bonnyrigg and fucking stranraer - so WHAT Been as mainstay-ee as any round DWT Parts have Edinburgh... certainly been a case of being letdown as much as joy - one cannae lie 🤚. S'always that price but... the bookies fair dinnae rate them 🤷. Again tis case: 13/10 for the love of fuck - at home to 3rd-bottom clyde. Always terrific value - that's Edinburgh. beat these cunts 0-2 in the reverse fixture no long ago: nowt to fear 🤘 CHARLTON 12 Wins from 16: HUNGRY these cunts are to up a league �� 8 Wins IAR on their own turf - hardly seems likely some fuds with fuck all to give a fuck about'll do them wrong here sure Lost their last 3 away have lincoln: screams 'Cannae be FUCKED 🥱' Was THE standout for Dad amongst all EPL Fixtures: Seems a Given 🖐️. Generous priced as well sure - so one went about tagging on a couple more within mere seconds; fair saved on time ⏰👍. All statty up there sure ^ - does all the talking one needs 😎. S'one of those weeks Dad've maybe gott a bitty more adventurous with one of these picks... but needs must 🤚. Let's keep pish on the more 'definite' side ✌️ BRADFORD 15 Wins from 20 at home - one of the cunts I trust explicitly whilst entertaining their own are Bradford A poor run they're on on paper... but there's a 4-1 win over Colchester in the middle (right after injuries to key players returned - fancy that) Finally scrambled to a victory at home over Grimsby did crewe - a 93rd minute winner. Previous they'd no won in 5 attempts Some may float the idea they're shitting themselves, Bradford - a loss away to joint-second Port Vale hardly equals that by fuck 😏. Previous to that, a Draw away to Accrington; yon thumping of Colchester... then of course the shock 1-0 reverses to Tranmere and Gillingham. But here: Thye've no lost too much because of all this - cunts'll be back to full fitness probably - a convincing win at home'll be just the ticket in getting everyones juices flowing again 💉 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. 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Dad Posted April 11 Author Share Posted April 11 DWT254: A Couple of Teasers Previously... Now the Real Deal ©️ (12th April 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A good whiley now by fuck... the Struggle is real 😭. And it's no even that bad really; just, ach - the expectation by fuck... fair gathered pace with that 2 out of 3 stretch all yon weeks ago between/including DWT247 through DWT249 🥲. So there's it: recent pish that was fucking LADEN with joy - cannae fucking complain really 😎. Regardless, Dad's Covering Bases this week - yous'll see yourselves 👍. Nowt too technical on that front - fucking aggressively hunting joy; if the opted for squads make a cunt of it, no a load of blame yous can land at the Reasonings Door 🤚. As such, yous'll see yourselves - much sense on the side of 'Why Chosen', equally - a case could be made for why no... there's several sides to the fucking coin 🪙 Dad's been getting pretty fucking aggressively into doing a bit of Dad Maintenance this week sure - a real need there is to finally get on top of being a bag of SHITE. Sciatic pain is the bane of Dad's Existence hombres, so it's with much relish one seeks an exercise the physically feels effective in quite a speedy kind of fucking way. Bundles and bundles of Squats therefore; Dad is going into fucking overdrive in his quest for Buns of Steel (the delightful byproduct being, Pain Free Buttocks 🙌). Early Days sure - Dad's no found the secret or owt - but for sure, the creaks are being kneaded out as efficiently as one can muster... a wee month or two later, out Dad goes on the Highland Games circuit 💪. To take part in the Strongman Contest before any fucking shenanigans enters the mindset 🫵 No to suggest there's owt wrong with any other task at a Highland Games or owt of course - more just to leap ahead of the kinds of imaginings your average cunt'd leap to, in the name of gigging like a wee chimpanzee... the types of pish that perhaps a bitty wicked in one way or t'other haha. The collapse of such chat is for sure, by no means over the line or any such pish... but yous get the impression there's a solid direction towards success being taken. Dad wishes to reassure all those bothered that discretion is afforded where and whenever possible... even if it is a case of crazy shit being said in anger - there has to be room for successful apology... we're all due a bit of relief from the pressures of being human 🫶 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR APRIL 2025 STANDS AT: -£6.00 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £19.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1276.74 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £57.46 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that has been studied carefully for absolute assurance that yes, these heroes are READY: IT'S DWT254 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds SUNDERLAND 🟡🟢🟢🔴🟡 swansea 🟢🟡🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 4/6 WEST BROM 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟡 watford 🟢🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 4/5 STOCKPORT 🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢 rotherham 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 8/11 DWT ODDS: 4.18/1 DWT254 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A SUNDERLAND WEST BROM 2/1 B SUNDERLAND STOCKPORT 1.88/1 C WEST BROM STOCKPORT 2.11/1 SUNDERLAND Playing with a solid sense of comfort and expression currently - the wonders of pressure removal A stretch maybes... but Sunderland have a run of fixtures that surely sees them cement current position with an option of improving 3 Wins in 9 for swansea... all at home. Away, they resemble a pile of fucking SHITE Relaxed - that's the vibe with Sunderland the now apparently... no wonder sure, given the points gap they hold over the cunts below and a run of fixtures that reek of maximum points taken 😎. Without getting too blaze about shite - it's a case of nowt to lose, as they hunt down stuttering Sheff U for a top berth in the Play-Off seedings. Will it mean much? Who fucking knows... but history hath taught us, that form going in, is worth a shit ton. Not an ounce of worry about swansea - they are fucking useless. Words to potentially bite Dad's Arse: to fuck with that haha 😏 WEST BROM Beneath the gloom of defeats and missed opportunities, is a team still producing terrific performances A tantalising run-in for them including today... other than a H2H with Coventry next week, it's a list of also rans that are easily dealt with Havenae scored more than a goal in a game in 9 attempts watford... 4 wins from 20 OTR hardly screams, 'scary' Ok sure - the recent times for WBA have been a smidge shite 🤚 - but Dad Been Analysing: No quite as damning as the fi8gures seem to suggest. 3 Defeats on the trot it may well be - but a 96th minute winner for Bristol City last time (away), is further enhanced by a 92nd minute winner for Norwich a couple games prior (away)... the one in between - a 0-1 defeat to Sunderland; a game they dominated near start to fucking finished. All being well - that's the rot out their system, for a proper assault on the Play-Off positions... fixtures certainly seem to suggest points are there for the fucking taking 👍 STOCKPORT Just 1 defeat in 8 for Stockport - and that was away to Wrexham. Their game is as solid as fuck 4 v, v winnable games (including the days affair) afore they head into a showdown with Wycombe just above them... all adds up to a riveting run to finish Ok fine - 3 wins IAR for rotherham; they're enjoying a fruitful spell. Just afore however, they'd lost 3 and drawn 4 - there's a crack or two in the armour if one knows where to look (especially away) A good bitty more Pro-Stockport than Anti-rotherham this un... as mused () - rotherham have been solid. But for sure - they are where they are, which is right there in mid-table without owt to worry about really... willnae make it to either fight each end of t'table with the points they have. As such - does a game away to hungry bastards like Stockport, yell 'winnable' to yous? They willnae give a fuck. Stockport are doing terrifically themselves let's no forget... and plenty for them to fight for in terms of betterment (say what yous want - Dad's Convinced they'd be delighted at being 3rd). Routine pish aplenty 😎 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted April 17 Author Share Posted April 17 DWT255: Egg on the Face Transferred to Pan and Cooked up for Celebration Dinner 🍳 (18th April 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Dad made a fucking cunt of it 😭. Sunderland - what was Dad thinking? Well Dad Wrote It - see last week's Reasonings ✌️. Just that it was a pile of fucking SHIT 🤮. The bastards have fucked it off and decided to wait for the Play-Offs. Here - Dad misjudged them... Dad felt they'd be up for it. They werenae: fair enough - the slap across the chops is absorbed and duly noted 🤚. So the drawing boards was scribbled on deep into the fucking night... and then: Tah Dahhhh 👐 - a trio of Stallions ready to pound the ground and complete the circuit in record breaking fashion 🏇. We've uttered much in terms of how difficult it is to segregate actual certs from the lists of possibles... manys a cunt hath pressure upon them that'll potentially draw the best from them. Although at the same time - maybes that pressure'll clog up the senses; cause a smidge of second guessing - a muddying of the rationale. So whilst shit may seem obvious, there's much to consider that may affect the certainty. So to reassure - Dad's Aware of said pish - and ultimately, the Best have been identified 😎 Pressure infects the best of us - and for sure, a quick fix is required to rid Dad's Mind of the frustration brought by last week. It was routine aplenty away from the obvious - a fact that properly entrenched the regret in one's mind 😞. Shit hath been solid recently - last week was supposed to be the one that turned recurring Doubles into that all too rare Treble... fucking should've been - but Dad Decided to dice with death and got prodded right in the fucking stomach... air quickly rushed from the lungs; the blinking eyes barely making out the disgust unfolding. Tis the waiting around for the next opportunity - that's what boots you repeatedly in the nutsack. Eager always we are to climb back aboard and get on with pish... but yon was as pure a sense of such for quite a fucking spell - that chance to prove to cunts, 'Dad isnae a fud - not really.' So as yous can imagine - the excitement is for more than just chocolate eggs and extended amounts of downtime: it's that chance to redeem ✊ Thankful therefore one was, for the Easter Hols: the Fixtures (Lions Share anyhow) drawn forth to the Friday... Terrific 👍. A mere day it may be - but the lessening of time to wait fair takes the angst out of one's psyche. Dad's a hungry bastard - never more so to be perfectly frank... maybes summat to do with the sense of mortality that becomes ever more apparent in one's existence; bones a creakin', muscles a twangin' 😭. S'no just cos Dad wants to look good naked anymore - exercises performed are primarily for the purpose of not twisting up like a diamond, free of the option of shite like movement and such 👟. S'never been a case where Dad NEEDS DWT To provide... but Dad's certainly no saying it wouldnae be a fucking delight if it did - all that extra cash money'd be just the fucking dab when mulling over pain relief options etc 👍. But as prefaced: no essential. There's means and ways of coping without - and for sure, says a lot about the structure of the whole shite, that Dad doesnae need to worry about it so much - it's provides self-sustenance with a potential option of Wonder 💫. This week serves to grease the increasingly rusty wheels of advancement... once they've cranked a time or two - surely then, a Period of Prosperity ⬆️ Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR APRIL 2025 STANDS AT: -£14.89 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £10.95 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1285.63 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £48.57 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that wipes the spittle of shame of the previous from it's face and vows to this time, 'Do It Right': IT'S DWT255 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BURNLEY 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟢 watford 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 4/5 CHARLTON 🟢🟡🟢🟢🔴 northampton 🟡🟢🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 4/6 SHEFFIELD UNITED 🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢 cardiff 🔴🟡🟡🟡🟢 17:30 GMT 4/7 DWT ODDS: 3.71/1 DWT255 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BURNLEY CHARLTON 2/1 B BURNLEY SHEFFIELD UNITED 1.83/1 C CHARLTON SHEFFIELD UNITED 1.62/1 BURNLEY Unbeaten since November 3rd 2024: as backable as any cunt across the globe 4 Wins from the last 5 as well - the drive and determination isnae dwindlin' 2 Wins in 8 for watford - slim 1-0's over hull and swansea... hardly cause for skid marks Was a tried 'n' tested for a good wee whiley there; shove Burnley and Sheff U in, you'll get a great return for a seemingly certified pair of Winners. Sheff U may well have released the accelerator last few - Burnley however, most certainly fucking havenae 🤘. A stuffy 0-0 away to revitalised Derby, the only blip in their last 5 outings... that'll teach Leeds for taking pish for granted 😎. And with Leeds kicking off at the 8pm mark - a terrific chance to turn up the gasoline and cook the fuckers in their own Fear Juices 🔥😱. Away from home they've been fucking ACE - 12 Wins tells you all you need to fucking know. And given it's watford, who've apparently switched to Cruise Control - yous can expect a refreshingly routine outcome 👍 CHARLTON 8 Wins and 2 draws from their last 11 - little stopping Charlton forcing themselves into contention for upper Play-Off position at the v, v least A spell of time since the last meeting maybes... but 0-5 fair injects a wee dose of confidence 0-4 they may have fucking Peterborough a couple back - but that's northampton's sole victory in 6 - feel free to remove the paper bag from your mouth Stung badly we've been by Charlton's random decision to not be ace the last couple... still Dad sups from the Well 👅. And here - tbf to Dad - the stats are an alluring wee bastard and no mistake... they've been a fucking juggernaut outside the strange pish just described. A nice wee gap back to the cunts below they may well have... but given there is an obvious route to higher - Dad cannae see them downing tools now - especially at fucking home. The opponent pique the interest to 'Obvious Selection World' furthermore... solid they've become since the current mgmt. team arrived - but their work is done: Relegation be of no concern. So in simple mathematic terms: 3 Points for the fucking Home Team 🥇 SHEFFIELD UNITED Whilst some may fear the effectiveness of Sheff U currently, there is PLENTY still to fight for (next match be away to Burnley) Performances still dominant despite the losses... a big game on the TV in front of a hungry home crowd seems an apt place to get back to it 2 wins in 12 for visitors cardiff - desperate they may well be, but the pressure isnae helping them apparently... good Right so Sheff U - recent times have been a fucking nightmare... to the point folks thing they've made a cunt of it and will have to make do with the Play-Offs. Here - no shame in that... afore a ball was kicked, manys a cunt stared Leeds/Burnley-wards and likely thought, 'No stopping these cunts ✌️'. But as stated - win this, they head into Easter Monday with a fucking Blockbuster to partake in away to Burnley... win that - and suddenly the pee-stains dry up: Sheff U'll be right back fucking in it. Discount them at your peril 👊 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted April 25 Author Share Posted April 25 DWT256: Dads Agenda for the Week - Secure the Maiden 2IAR, then Celebrate Some Fucking Birthdays 🥳 (26th April 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A terrific week it's been - starting the cunt with a fucking Treble Winner a massive boost right enough hahaha YES 🙌. As yous can imagine, Dad's v, v keen to capitalise on the opportunity to grab a bit of ongoing success - so it's with the full intent of making sure the goal is finally achieved and we can actually say: We Did 2IAR 🙌😭, that we here at DWT have crafted the Trio this week... the Result: an extremely similar price to last week's Winning Effort 3️⃣. Does that guarantee success? Of course not... but for sure - it's a clear indicator of the seriousness Dad Takes the situation for; the aim is simple... we MUST break down that fucking wall - it's been erect for much, much too long 🧱 So aye: Birthdays... Willie Miller there on the 2nd as we all know; maybes less so, is the fact the day afore, it's Dad's 🥳. And I tell yous - maybes an indicator of what a sad bastard Dad is more than owt haha - but Dad'd be fucking Cock-a-Hoop if the magic actually happened and we actually won in celebration of the occasion. For the Second Time In A Row. S'been a long time Dad's been doing this pish... about time the cunt brought us a story actually worth a penny or two... and no just for it's twists 'n' turns - for it's ability to Predict the Future 🔮 Anyhow anyhow - oft, Dad's been caught with his pants down - to the point it's barely worth mentioning anymore. But Dad Will... as much a reminder to oneself as much as owt: You Have to Hear This Old Timer 📣. All one needs to do is win... and now - We Are 😎. And even if it takes a couple months of scrambling about - Dad'll Do It, if there's a marked spike in the effectiveness. Yet to happen of course... all this pish is hearsay. But Dad Believes he'll be regaling yous with tales of tingly feelings on Sunday Avo (Dad'll be away, so'll be a smidge late ✌️ - s'why this is early also ✊). Revel in excitement hombres: Tis the Only Way 💃 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR APRIL 2025 STANDS AT: £16.48 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £42.32 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1254.26 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £79.94 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that hopes to bring home bacon not only for Sir Willie Miller's incoming day of birth, but for a certain cunt we call Dad(🎂😭): IT'S DWT256 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds MIDDLESBROUGH 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢 norwich 🔴🔴🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 1/2 BURTON 🔴🟡🟢🔴🟢 cambridge 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 4/5 STOCKPORT 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟢 lincoln 🟢🟢🟡🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 3/4 DWT ODDS: 3.73/1 DWT256 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A MIDDLESBROUGH BURTON 17/10 B MIDDLESBROUGH STOCKPORT 13/8 C BURTON STOCKPORT 2.15/1 MIDDLESBROUGH After all the fucking insanity, Boro could STILL make it into the Play-Offs... win this - and it's a fucking H2H with Coventry just above last day 4 Wins from 5 at home - and the anomaly (a narrow defeat) was to Leeds The visitors are a team in tatters: manager punted for a properly SHITE spell... 1 win in 10 - and that was over west brom (also sacked the manager there a minute or so ago) Dad'll say it: there's a point or two to be wary of with this one... but in review - Dad's Confident the magic'll emit from the wand as required 👍. Let's revert to yon factoid above, regarding the potential for Play-Off Participation: End the season with 2 Wins - they are fucking IN 🙌. As such, seems logical that if there was an assumption that could be made - it's that Boro will be properly fucking up for this; with same being said for norwich no being much of a stumbling block (playing absolute pish with a backroom team made up of virgins to nurse them over the line). Lampard's Brow'll be sweaty come Dinner Time, that's all Dad's Saying 🤚 BURTON Just Brum 'n' Bolton have beaten them at home in the last 8: That steely grit's going to earn them another stab at League 1 methinks After this they entertain Wigan: 2 v, v winnable home games afore experimenting with new methods for next season away to Charlton last game t'season Plenty for cambridge to hope for here - Dad's no blind to it. But they've just 2 wins from 11. That's as much a fact as owt Here - there's always a wee smidge of 'what if' about these end o' season affairs... every cunts fighting like fuck for whatever they're hunting - and those that arenae... who the fuck knows what mood those bastards'll be in 🤷. I heard it muttered about with cambridge - they've a chance to stay up, should they maximise the points available from the last 3... Dad's No Caring: they arenae winning here. Wins over shrewsbury and huddersfield may suggest an away day expert - but closer inspection of both those teams may temper the lust for such thoughts. And here - after this, they've Brum to play. That's all they have left. A defeat here'll save them the embarrassment of believing haha (✌️) STOCKPORT 1 defeat in 11: away to Wrexham. If any cunt means beeswax - it's Stockport 15 games at home - just 1 defeat: wayyy, wayyyyy back on the 4th of fucking January A nice wee undefeated spell for lincoln: well done sons 👏. Yon recent away win at reading, their first in 5 - that over the mighty mansfield. No skid marks here 👍 One of DWT's Faves are Stockport: Played: 4, Won: 4 😎. Stands to reason then, Dad'd turn to them once more, in this high pressure moment... End of Season; 2IAR Potential - they are the kinds of Heroes one relies on under such circumstances 👍. BANG in form as well: 5 Wins and a Draw going in... perfect for the pandemonium of the Play-Offs. Form going in is an important fucking thing if you ask Dad - and given Stockport's intent over the past several - Big Dave Agrees. Here: they could still mathematically make 2nd. Just Saying 🤚 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 DWT257: Another Year of Wisdom Recently Celebrated - Time Now to Put that Shit to the Test 🎓 (3rd May 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A spell spent ruing last week it's been... no a hugely long spell tbf - but enough to remember it, which is for sure summat given Dad's Ridiculously Advanced Years haha - old by fuck 🧓. In the end, Dad Reasoned that Boro fucking should've... no cunt'd be surprised if they'd won. Equally granted, same could be said that they've drawn haha - but ach, the fucking arseholes cannae put some magic together with that much on the fucking line? Reeks of Fear if you ask Dad. 'Oh oh - what if we actually DO get into the Play-Offs, then, oh oh - then we go and bloody get promoted 😱. Look at Southampton there - fuck THAT'. Cannae ever really properly get confirmed for pretty obvious reasons... but it's without doubt a solid fact, that remaining steady at upper-Championship level, is a nice place to be... exciting, competitive games; being within touching distance of playing cunts like Haaland or Salah - s'all very get-behindable and moreish. Losing every week? Much less so - cunts get sacked. Cunts stop watching. Cunts get relegated ⬇️ So aye - Dad has that image in mind for Boro the now - much they've to do, to win back Dad's Belief. And here - Dad doesnae mean to get all fucking Draconian about this shite, this is all purely in line with including them in the fucking Treble 🤚. If I met Michael Carrick, I'd be as, 'How are you 🤝' as I would with any cunt ✌️. There must be a line drawn between what is real and what is ridiculous - much hypocrisy seems to be hurled whenever there's such obviousness about it. Tis the result of a society that seems to suggest cunts are throwing down much of the fucking day. Hopefully not sure - for all the most obvious reasons in the world... but mostly, because Dad is incapable of such physical exertions these days - Lady Life hath suckled much of Dad's Reserves 😩 Dad Attempts to keep shit as loosey Goosey as one can always... the vibe around these parts is without doubt, 'Easy ✌️'. A strange time for many it's been, since the whole Covid Experience... life was forced different back then and many it seems, hath come out a bitty different - some for the better as much as worse. Ever since we've had option to tell any cunt anywhere, whatever - Dad cannae mind it being this confrontational, ever. Seems likely therefore, that crazy shit may well emit from random places; eyes can easy dart across a plethora of material, rich in it's brevity of holy-shittedness. Dad's Never had a bother with solitude; plenty of inkwells Dad can dip Dad's Pen - always a project to while away hours 👍 - but for sure, s'easy to understand why some'd have bother with it. Just based on an understanding through meeting folks, that perhaps - certain folks dinnae have the tools to cope with certain pish. The opening up of barriers is great... but for sure - the floodgate effect of hombres less equipped believing to a problematic degree, that they are the answer... s'a bother, no fucking doubt there. A whole bunch of reasonable stuff is being lost criminally so, amongst the flotsam and jetsam of nonsensical fuddery. Hence DWT: An Escape from the Babble 🛣️ Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR APRIL 2025 STANDS AT: £8.98 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £34.82 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1261.76 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £72.44 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that climbs aboard the Hope Train with a Trio of possible eventual Promotion Grabbers: IT'S DWT257 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds LEYTON ORIENT 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 huddersfield 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11 READING 🟢🟢🔴🟡🟢 barnsley 🔴🟡🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 8/13 COLCHESTER 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟢 barrow 🟡🟡🟡🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 8/11 DWT ODDS: 4.33/1 DWT257 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A LEYTON ORIENT READING 2.08/1 B LEYTON ORIENT COLCHESTER 2.3/1 C READING COLCHESTER 1.79/1 LEYTON ORIENT Leyton Orient: The most in-form team there is - nowt but victories. Say no fucking more The Magnificent Run that hath taken them into the final Play-Off spot can be signed, sealed and delivered the day with win no. 6IAR Huddersfield: The most out of form team there is - nowt but defeats. Say no fucking more These cunts HAVE to go in... cannae ignore the magic that hath infected them 🪄. The Effort hath been well worth it as well: firmly in hands, is the ability to confirm Play-Off Participation - a Win'll make absolutely sure... but if Reading dinnae beat their result - s'done 😎. League 1 hath been rich in quality this season - so it's with even more 'wow' factor the achievement is viewed with. Generally Dad'd say huddersfield is a tough spot to visit... these days, no so fucking much. The shambles they hath become: laughable. All eyes on next season... doubt they'll raise gloves the day against such driven, motivated and obviously terrific cunts 🙅♂️ READING B2B away wins coming into this... Reading arenae bowing out with a whimper The behind scenes troubles still loom - but for sure, light is appearing at end of t'tunnel... hope remains - imagine the recuperative effect of Play-Off qualification 1 win in 11 coming in have barnsley - a big fucking bag of SHITE they've turned into. Much work this summer by fuck Pressure pressure pressure... s'all Reading can do. By fuck they'll be ruing yon defeat a few back to Lincoln: shit'd be a good deal simpler if they'd achieved the Win. Yet here they are - and tis with a 'desperate for summat to cheer about' home support behind them. You'd imagine there'll be a good slice more certainty about shit there next season - new owners hopefully rocking up with big plans afoot. No better way to greet such news than with a positive result going in. Should they make the Play-Offs, it'd be a fucking delicious topping to a wonderfully smelling cake 🍰. They are playing cunts who've seemingly no idea what they're doing; a joyous outcome is fairly certain... tis just a case of how joyous it'll be 🤞 COLCHESTER The ups 'n' dahns have been violent for Colchester this term... but main thing is they're in the mixture: the combo of results to bring out the best DOES exist Defeat generally hath been coming whilst in battle with cunts above... barrow arenae Visitors barrow come in off of 3 draws (two 0-0's); summat tells Dad the tools are at the least, to the side Same formulae as the previous 2: Win at all fucking costs ✊. S'out their hands sure... but tbf - they'll be seeing the chance - however slim - as a terrific bonus, given they appeared to be making a cunt of it. Instead, they find themselves at home with the opportunity to have their fan froth at the mouth with joy - sounds a potentially fucking terrific day out 🙌. Ok, so a lot needs to go their way - but Dad Likes the sound of 'must win'... certainly doesnae seem likely barrow'll over-extend to stop them. "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 DWT258: Bringing in the Summer with our First Globetrotter of the Year 🌍 (10th May 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ I tell yous hombres - feels a bitty akin to a release, the whole transitioning over to alternative Leagues and Countries for selection purposes... Fresh shite to look at, after a big long spell staring at domestic & English pish. This season was - as the figures clearly show - an awakening for us here at DWT; shit got as real as it ever has - which for sure, hath been a nice tonic in the arm for Dad 💉😎. And here, no that that means Dad is now a reliable source of unlimited wealth - far from it haha... but even if just for the bragging rights over Past-Dad - Terrific 🙌. Evolution is the name of any game; if that happens to be a tried and tested formulae suddenly being looked at, that's one thing... tis entirely different if it's a case of the Creator finally garnering results from what bollocks they pursue. The now is, a transitional phase let's say; a step towards summat potentially exciting. Which for sure, sounds fairly exciting - but equally clearly indicative of much more to come owing to it no actually being that far along really. In other words - times a good bit by, were quite frankly, a pile of absolute SHITE. Tis therefore a bare minimum that one exceeds such performance...Dad Hath Done Such 🙏. Should Dad say same in 6 months or so - shit'll be progressing just fucking dandily 👌 But Dad Knows - 6 months isnae long really - certainly no by current standards. Dad Yearns for a position that is properly news-worthy, of course he fucking does - but acceptance is and always will be, summat that will forever force Dad to mind his P's & Q's. There's an essence of games-playing amongst it all... sounds flippant to say given there's cash at stake - but we've all parted with cash to play some kind of game in life... if it isnae seen as somewhat of a game, tougher it is to squeeze joy out the cunt. The parameters adhered to insist on the essence of a game sure; limits obeyed regardless of potency - must be so. As such, one can become comfortable with the requirement, knowing full well in advance, that worst case scenario is not a big deal really, in one's own personal life. So it's with this in mind, Dad Suggests participation based purely on one's own comfort in possibly it being a bag of shite. Fair warning at least - but for sure, Dad'll be striving to make sure it generally is summat that covers bases a healthy percent of the time. We are coming in off a Whitewash mind you haha - say no fucking more 🤚 First stab at the continent in a fair old whiley then; but tbf, much of the options are near season's end themselves 🤷. For sure - closer looks could darn well'd've been had if shit was perfect and all the rest... truth of the matter is of course, Dad's a smidge cold on many of these leagues ✌️. Meant a good deal of homework, trying to grab back a wee bitty info on all the bollocks... ach here - tis a tough time to judge even for the hardcore cunts 🤚. So Dad's Kept shit fresh as much as poss; these games are a different energy from earlier on anyhow. More a case of recognising those handling the pressure best and all that sort of pish... Dad Feels comfortable with those opted for - s'all a cunt can do 🤘. As such, feeling pretty groovy all being told - on the whole, Dad Hath been raking it in, in all sorts of ways; s'been a nice spell of self-indulgence, after a lengthy burst of selflessness. Tis a balance one must get right if one is to fuel one's own delight... Dad's always been a subscriber of long concentrated spells of each - squeeze the remnants right out the fucker 🪗. Be fucking terrific therefore, is the recent upturn could continue - allow Dad to stare out at views in dressing gowns, a big smile on his face, cup of coffee gripped loosely in the hand 🌅☕😎 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR MAY 2025 STANDS AT: -£20.00 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: £14.82 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1281.76 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £52.44 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that has scoured Europe for the very best on offer and as a result has secured the biggest price since way back at DWT245: IT'S DWT258 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds WOLVES 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 brighton 🟡🟢🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 8/5 CELTA VIGO 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢 sevilla 🟡🔴🟡🔴🔴 15:15 GMT 5/6 NICE 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴 rennes 🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴 20:00 GMT 1/1 DWT ODDS: 8.53/1 DWT258 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A WOLVES CELTA VIGO 3.77/1 B WOLVES NICE 4.2/1 C CELTA VIGO NICE 2.67/1 WOLVES Form coming in is fucking TERRIFIC - a defeat away to Man C last time, the only blip in 7 (6 Wins) Final moments seeing Cunha in a Wolves shirt probably - so much desire there'll be to end as high as fucking poss 1 Win in 7 conversely for brighton - and that was a 5-goal thriller over west ham... they've dropped tools The mystique brighton have created in the past few seasons, has created an illusion they mostly win... certainly no the fucking case recently 😱. The win rate pointed out above ^ - no much enthusiasm seems to be apparent 🤷. Doesnae help they've an injury or three... cannae see them bringing much to the table in this fixture; the Cunha-related hoopla'll surely see to it Wolves are fully motivated to fuck them right up 👊. Great price by fuck - and it went out further after Dad Committed haha 😭 CELTA VIGO Whilst improving current league position seems unlikely - much yet to do to secure current spot: The Motivation is High A few losses dirtying up their form... but tbf, games against Real Madrid & Barca amongst them - no as bad as shite appears A great opponent to host sure - 1 win in 10 suggests serious potential for destruction �� So here's it: the first Overseas Selection of the 24/25 season 🙌. Dad was Studious: These cunts are DETERMINED to push shit over the line - especially these Bread 'n' Butter-type affairs that'll focus more on 'how many' as much as 'hope for victory'. Visitors sevilla have crumbled into a fine fucking powder over the past several: 5 defeats and 2 draws - absolute SHITE 💩. Celta's strength at home'll be much too much for these fuds - expect safety early, probably 😎 NICE 3 Wins IAR coming in - including a 1-3 away win over PSG... much to like about these bastards Just 1 defeat in 6 OTR as well - 3 Wins recorded during this spell - the aim'll be a dominant victory 3 defeats in 5 home appearances for rennes - there's weaknesses to exploit for fucking sure A lengthy wait 'till this one Kicks Off... but Dad is CERTAIN it'll be fucking worth it 🤘. 2 Games including this one left in the League Campaign... a simple case of MUST WIN: both of Nice's encounters are v, v winnable and no mistake. Do so and there's potential for finishing 2nd for the love of fuck: incentive is terrifically high. Certainly no the case for rennes... they've fuck all to care about, other than what sandals to pack in their suitcases. A routine end to a delicious Treble 😋 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 10 Author Share Posted May 10 The other result it fucking ends up being 😭 Stuck a good load of eggs in the Cunha basket - gave away the pen and subbed early second 'alf - say no fucking more 😕 Next week 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted 14 hours ago Author Share Posted 14 hours ago DWT259: Sending the Hope Ship Out to Germany - Danke in Advance 🙏 (17th May 2025) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ The Sun is properly here now by fuck - Dad's Skin a delightful shade of golden brown, which in all fairness, is the sexiest version of Dad 😎. It's a full package thing sure; the mindset at its most diplomatic and loving - plenty of good comes from the simple effects of glorious sunshine ☀️. Elevated Gambling Skillz? History sayeth 'NO' somewhat resoundingly alas... we all recall just how slow the newly implemented methodology as of DWT201 took to bed itself in; wasnae 'til DWT209 we even managed to secure a fucking Profit (t'was a Treble Winner as well mind 🤘). So a fresh chance to rekindle the period... no secret of course, that it's strewn with unfamiliarity until fucking August 🤮. A case therefore of making a big effort to encapsulate the vibez around the world soccer leagues... really get to grips with who, why and of course - where. So a good chunk of DWT History to delve through - cunt's a veteran in the shit Gambling Blog World these days haha 😭. As such, Dad took a moment to reflect on this time of year in efforts gone by: 1 Treble Winner only in May - hardly inspiring. Dad Recognises summat about this Historic Event however - It was our First Ever DWT Treble Winner 🙌. DWT104: May the 21st 2021... a terrific cunt of a day and no fucking mistake 🥳. A lucrative bastard it was as well... £188 and a smidge bangers Profit made on the day - fucking outstanding 👊. A top moment it'd be if Dad could produce May's 2nd Winner near bang on 4 years later - could fair fucking do with it, given the muck May 2025 hath produced thus far. A real fucking spanner in the works it's been sure... could do with a swift fix afore we run out of weeks to save the cunt. A bitty haphazard these times of year given the nature of leagues coming to a close... alls you can do is see value in pursuit and back those with most romance to unearth. As such - price goes a bitty longer, which'll fair add to the resultant hoopla if all goes well. Fingers fucking crossed 🤞 Dad's Made Mention there over the past few weeks, about how life hath been a touch on hold for a bitty... directions forced to change; time forced to wait on possible new ventures. A situ Dad hath been in manys a time afore truth be told... such is the complexity of Dad's Desires, the accumulative effect of all things can be a difficult balance to get right. Here, Dad'll admit freely there's a lack of desire to shift from one's goals... detriment hath for sure been suffered owing to Dad's refusal to bend to those whom take liberties. Tis Dad of course that suffers at the end of the fucking day... if Dad was to spend a moment thinking about what might've been, a lot of time could be spent assessing the rights and wrongs of it all. Ach - tis done now - and still opportunities present themselves. If the chemistry is right, Dad's a top ally in pursuit of achievement - so whilst many'll curse the blunt actions Dad Opts for, there'll be many again who thank the wonder of timing for Dad's Arrival. Pleased to announce that the next month or so'll see Dad slot right into a potentially fruitful position for not just Dad, but many, many others as well. Dad'll do the kind of graft befitting a well-oiled machine if allowed to do so; the desire to be the best one can be never leaves 🥇. All being well, a Treble Winner the morrow'll sow the seeds of glory over the next several 🌱 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR MAY 2025 STANDS AT: -£40.00 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2025 STANDS AT: -£5.18 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1301.76 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £32.44 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that hangs it hat off of those with much to gain and plenty to suggest they will: IT'S DWT259 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds FC HEIDENHEIM 🟢🟡🟢🔴🔴 werder bremen 🟡🟡🟡🟢🟢 14:30 GMT 7/5 RB LEIPZIG 🟡🟡🔴🟡🟢 stuttgart 🟢🟢🔴🟡🔴 14:30 GMT 21/20 ST PAULI 🟡🔴🟡🟡🟢 bochum 🔴🟡🟡🔴🔴 14:30 GMT 7/10 DWT ODDS: 7.36/1 DWT259 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A FC HEIDENHEIM RB LEIPZIG 3.92/1 B FC HEIDENHEIM ST PAULI 3.08/1 C RB LEIPZIG ST PAULI 2.49/1 FC HEIDENHEIM Win at all costs - sure, risks involved - but the right energy is pulsating through these cunts Unbeaten in 3, conceded 0 goals, 2 Wins away from home - they mean beeswax do Heidenheim No many losses have werder bremen - but as a comparative, they merely drew with Union whereas Heidenheim beat them 0-3 - both just a wee moment ago Ok so there's a wee smidge of difficulty associated with this one... bremen are unbeaten in 7 🤚. They are on the other hand, winless in 3 - so there's probability in them relaxing a smidge. Tbh - this is much more about the mightiness of Heidenheim the now: sure sure, three defeats amongst their last 9 - but to Bayern, Leverkusen & Frankfurt... literally the top fucking 3 by the fucking way - so Dad's no hugely concerned about them. There is still a small chance of avoiding a relegation play-off as well sure... a difference of 3 points and 6 goals to Hoffenheim just above them - who finish the season to Bayern. Possible therefore there could be that dramatic a swing - unlikely maybes, but summat to fucking shoot for 🤘 RB LEIPZIG All or nothing for Leipzig: They MUST win to stand chance of European Qualification Home advantage over a team with nowt but pride to battle for - the stage is set for Last Day Magic Much change required at stuttgart, after a v v disappointing season comparative to previous - the desire to return to base'll and recuperate'll be high Risk: tis a staple of such times ✌️. No that Dad isnae confident Leipzig can produce the wonder required... but for sure - there's much to doubt when shit is out the window so to speak. A home crowd to wow - simple as that really. High Octane pish last time here as well: A 95th minute equaliser against Bayern had cunts sending spittle wildly in all directions... without it, the day's opportunity wouldnae be present. Make it count cuntos 👊 ST PAULI At home to the bottom club - a chance to reward the long suffering fans with a statement win over cunts beneath them The danger of relegation is pretty much gone: as such, you'd imagine the flow of relaxed football'll regale us all Down with a whimper: visitors bochum have limped to the finish with 6 defeats and 2 draws... inspiration alas, non-existent Just 1 defeat in their last 6 games has seen to it St Pauli are with us again next term 🙌. Just 1 win in there amongst them as well mind... hardly potent, let's be honest 🤚. But as mused ^ - the heat is off now... they've made it 🥳. To round it off then - a win for the home crowd... surely to fuck they can manage that - especially given they've the league's fodder (-36GD) to entertain. Surely 🤷 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Hoppy Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Faither, am I reading this right; in total the DWT has lost £1300 over it's lifetime? Link to comment
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