Dad Posted June 11, 2023 Author Share Posted June 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: That's the stuff oldboy. Terrific. It just feels better 😎 A new era of victories and delight ahead probably 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 So here it is - the one that looks at itself in the mirror with a confident outlook suggesting belief is of the utmost a trio of Profit-Makers will be set in stone: It's DWT160 It's DWT160 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BK OLYMPIC 🟢🔴🟡🟢🔴 ljundskile sk 🟢🔴🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 6/5 ESKILMINNE IF 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 falkenberg ff 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 5/2 LUNDS BK 🟢🟡🟢🟡🟡 norrby if 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 23/20 15.56/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 12’s last week; over 15's this week - the hot water tap is turned up ever so slightly... the mix coming out the faucets is one that will give you a wee reason to draw back the hand eventually saying, 'Aye - that's hot.' Good for washing ones hands in, cleaning clothing, doing dishes... it's a practical temperature, that offers a cunt manys a rout to success. No too cold, where the achieving is tainted by a distinct lack of pizazz - or too hot, where the sense of control is sacrificed to summat overly extreme... we've got a proper Goldilocks-type scenario here people - expect delight 🎉 DWT160 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BK OLYMPIC ESKILMINNE IF 6.7/1 B BK OLYMPIC LUNDS BK 3.73/1 C ESKILMINNE IF LUNDS BK 6.53/1 ------------------------ ------------------------ VI - THE REASONINGS ------------------------ ------------------------ BK OLYMPIC open the proceedings - a team doing the up 'n' dahn admittedly... already as many games lost as the entirety of last season - hoo mama. Still - at home - and to a team in even more shit soup than they, in the form of ljungskile; no wins in 4, with 3 of those defeats - it's been pish sure. Concentrating on away form specifically: 4 in a row they've lost, conceding 14 fucking goals. There's a leak or two to expose sure - pressure on and it should be a comfy avo 👍 ESKILSMINNE IF our definite Keystone this week... a hefty price for a set of heroes playing at home and on a run of 5 wins in a row and no fucking mistake - hoo mama. Tis owing to the calibre of the foe travelling to play them sure; last seasons runner up have been a smidge patchy by their own lofty standards... seemingly manys a cunt fancying them to right the wrongs here against the freshly promoted upstarts. But 5 wins in a row people: that's 16 goals they've scored in that spell, whilst conceding only 2 by fuck... they dinnae fud about. Maybes tainted by the calibre of the opponent faced in this run... but here - you still have to put the chances away, and that they fucking do with aplomb 🤘 LUND BK complete the Circle of Hope - no wonder sure... 1 tiny wee defeat in their last 12 (in other words - 1 defeat only so far this season) - henceforth thusly sitting 3rd in the table. Highflyers these cunts 👍. At home as well sure - a place they've won 5 and drawn 1 of their 6 games thus far. Somewhat of a fortress then, which isnae exactly great news for stuttering norrby... 3 games now free of victory. 6 goals shipped in their last two as well - summat isnae right. A shame then it'll take a bitty longer to suss out the issues isnae it haha - bellends ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 12 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: If anything a good yarn as always. Hooever the best of luck auld yin, 3 is the magic number today🫰. One believes that to be the case son 😎 Been a great week for Dad this - to cap it all with a winning DWT would likely have Dad in hospital with chest pains... fingers crossed 🤞 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Eh will go out on a limb and say this one won’t win. Link to comment
Dad Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 Poss to go under the limb and apply some Lynx Africa? Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Completely forgot about this today. Just checked results Ah no Link to comment
Dad Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 42 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: Completely forgot about this today. Just checked results Ah no Fear not son - cashed out for another 40 bangers ✌️ Terrific 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 24, 2023 Author Share Posted June 24, 2023 So here it is - the one that feels adamant about its ability to show the others how this shit is done and will stop at fuck all to do what's fucking necessary: It's DWT161 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds NAGOYA GRAMPUS EIGHT fc tokyo 11:00 GMT 11/10 KASHIMA ANTLERS gamba osaka 11:00 GMT 13/10 YOKOHAMA F. MARINOS sanfrecce hiroshima 11:00 GMT 2/1 13.49/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 12’s last week; over 13's this week - the price near enough remains sort of the same, as per yon hit song by Led Zeppelin. For sure - the slimness of the pickin's had Dad needing to get a smidge more creative than an ideal week allows; but for sure - there's a swagger with which one walks after setting this weeks effort in stone. Early it is of course - potential therefore for lining up a terrific day should all go to pla... spoiler: it fucking will probably 🙌 DWT161 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A NAGOYA GRAMPUS EIGHT KASHIMA ANTLERS 3.83/1 B NAGOYA GRAMPUS EIGHT YOKOHAMA F. MARINOS 5.3/1 C KASHIMA ANTLERS YOKOHAMA F. MARINOS 5.9/1 VI - THE REASONINGS NAGOYA GRAMPUS EIGHT get the ball roling - and for sure, it becomes quickly obvious that Dad isnae fucking about this week by fuck... top top calibre bastards repping The Good Ship - terrific 😎. Second in the league our heroes are - and with a 5-game winning streak, it's hard to argue with Dad here - like yous'd even fucking try haha. Nowt for granted of course - but if you're telling me a bottom half bunch of bastards are going to upset the cart of apples here, then well - you're fucking wrong. KASHIMA ANTLERS up next, looking to extend their outrageous 11-game winning streak... sentences like that, that have a cunt creaming himself with delight 👊. 4 fucking nil they bested these pricks by last time out; good to know that with their shooting boots on, goals will rain fucking in. No exactly bewen setting heather alight at home either, have gamba... prep for being humbled fuckos - useless arseholes 😗 YOKOHAMA F. MARINOS round us off - as if these two sets of heroes arenae enough ... now we're chatting about the fucking table-toppers... off the fucking page 😎. Just a 4-game winning streak for them alas... no quite as impressive as some... but here - fucking no chance they'll be toppled off their throne by fucking hiroshima, regardless of what the mindless pricks at the bookies think. Losing cash yous have to look forward to haha - pricks. Link to comment
Dad Posted June 24, 2023 Author Share Posted June 24, 2023 29 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'm in. Fiver down. Work to do - bladdy ell Antlers being bastards Plenty time but ✌️ Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Caught out by the time difference. When I saw the treble, liked it and moseyed off to Uncle Ladbrokes to put it on. Found out I was an hour too late to do so. Given the current scorelines, I've had a lucky miss Link to comment
Dad Posted June 24, 2023 Author Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Ten Caat said: Caught out by the time difference. When I saw the treble, liked it and moseyed off to Uncle Ladbrokes to put it on. Found out I was an hour too late to do so. Given the current scorelines, I've had a lucky miss Ach aye... Three aways always a risk A bundle of goals chopped off for our lads mind you - fucking cunt var bastard arsehole Next week ✌️ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 14 hours ago, Dad said: Ach aye... Three aways always a risk A bundle of goals chopped off for our lads mind you - fucking cunt var bastard arsehole Next week ✌️ A risk 😂 On the same level as not surviving when your homemade submarine develops a crack Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: A risk 😂 On the same level as not surviving when your homemade submarine develops a crack Fuck off Brian. Link to comment
Dad Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: A risk 😂 On the same level as not surviving when your homemade submarine develops a crack Good news Bri - load of action in your previous home of Norway next week 👍 Henceforth have been speaking to a few locals for insider information; asked if they remembered you - and they most certainly do... who could forget 'good ol' Stinking Cunt' they quipped haha They hated you btw ✌️ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Dad said: Good news Bri - load of action in your previous home of Norway next week 👍 Henceforth have been speaking to a few locals for insider information; asked if they remembered you - and they most certainly do... who could forget 'good ol' Stinking Cunt' they quipped haha They hated you btw ✌️ It’s still called grooming no matter how you tart it up Link to comment
Dad Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 34 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: It’s still called grooming no matter how you tart it up Oh is that what you call it? I dinnae know Bri... No sure horrendous armpits are the best way to attract a mate 🤚 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 30, 2023 Author Share Posted June 30, 2023 So here it is - the one that realises comfort lies in an afternoon and duely delivers an effort to enjoy whilst winding one's way to a potentially grin-accompanied dinner: It's DWT162 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BROMMOPOJKARNA🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢 aik 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟡 14:00 GMT 17/10 IFK VARNAMO 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 degerfors if 🔴🔴🟡🟡🟢 14:00 GMT 15/8 VIKING 🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢 valerenga 🔴🔴🔴🟢🟡 17:00 GMT 7/4 20.35/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 13’s last week; over 20's this week - it feels nice to be up in the twenties again sure, up where shit is a good chunk more eye-widening and filled with potential... difference making 😎. Would certainly be keeping with the vibe Dad hath outline above by fuck - the sweetest of cherries atop the cake that for the love of fuck. One is doing ones best no to get overly carries away etc... but there's a uncharacteristic demand being placed on DWT162 - deliver, no arguing 🤚 DWT162 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BROMMOPOJKARNA IFK VARNAMO 6.76/1 B BROMMOPOJKARNA VIKING 15/8 C IFK VARNAMO VIKING 6.91/1 VI - THE REASONINGS BROMMAPOJKARNA our second of the two Swedish reps on this our rare hybrid day - and for sure, a terrific fist of things they've been making having secured promotion there last season. Hosting a well-known name sure... but aik arenae quite the force they were, as indicated by their fucking pathetic league position... 1 shitey win from 12 matches they've managed - a fucking joke. Could get themselves right below the threshold of European places should shite go their way in other games... a tasty wee carrot to nibble on and no mistake that for our terrific upstarts 🙌 VARNAMO our first incumbent; a team yet to properly get their socks rolled up, hence the somewhat lowly league position. In saying that - they're still doing better than their useless bastard hosts, a team lucky to even be in the fucking division after avoiding relegation only on goal difference last season. By no means a goal machine are our mob - but given the hosts ship on average two goals a fucking game, plenty scope for bucking the trend 👊 VIKING then, the team separate from the rest - new country, new time... a complete direction switch in the hope prosperity is unearthed. Been a swell time for themn sure - last season a bitty forgettable alas... no the heights they hoped to reach. Inspiration thusly for a better stab this time round. Goals certainly havenae been an issue - 16 slammed home in their last 5 outings - prolific as fuck 🤘. Opponents and hosts valerenga have managed 3 in that same stretch - the picture paints itself 😎 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Loads of action = Viking vs Vålerenga Dad you’re spoiling us. Arsehole. Eh will concede Viking is a good choice. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 1, 2023 Author Share Posted July 1, 2023 7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Loads of action = Viking vs Vålerenga Dad you’re spoiling us. Arsehole. Eh will concede Viking is a good choice. I'm a top top cunt Bri - a man of the people ✌️ Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Hmmm not convinced about the Varnamo selection, looks like any result is possible in it. Nevertheless, fiver down Link to comment
Dad Posted July 1, 2023 Author Share Posted July 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Ten Caat said: Hmmm not convinced about the Varnamo selection, looks like any result is possible in it. Nevertheless, fiver down Won as well... Fucking aik wankers 40 bangers for the double if Viking win ( plus the singles) - a pie bought for yous at an away day if they pull Dad out the more ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted July 1, 2023 Author Share Posted July 1, 2023 Goooooaaalllll hahahaha yahooooo fucking YES 🙌🙌🙌😭😭😭🎉🎉🎉 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Dad said: Goooooaaalllll hahahaha yahooooo fucking YES 🙌🙌🙌😭😭😭🎉🎉🎉 What's the breakdown oldboy? Link to comment
Dad Posted July 1, 2023 Author Share Posted July 1, 2023 18 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: What's the breakdown oldboy? Another 37 and a smidge bangers profit - that's 4 out the last 5 made a chunk for Dad 😎 I tell you son - there's a higher power at work here; feeling humble as fuck 😭 Having my cake and eating a slice too - that's the stuff 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 1, 2023 Author Share Posted July 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Dad said: Won as well... Fucking aik wankers 40 bangers for the double if Viking win ( plus the singles) - a pie bought for yous at an away day if they pull Dad out the more ✌️ Out the mire that should have read Ah no Link to comment
Dad Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 So here it is - the one that dips tantalisingly into the world of realistic odds and hopes with a smug knowing that there's a dream to be properly realised: It's DWT163 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds SJK AKATEMIA🟢🟢🟡🔴🟢 salpa 🟡🟡🔴🔴🔴 14:00 GMT 8/5 SJK 🟡🔴🟢🟢🟡 honka 🟡🟢🟡🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 5/4 INTER TURKU 🔴🟡🔴🟡🔴 haka 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 23/20 11.58/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 20’s last week; over 11's this week - aye that's a dip alright... Dad had to bend himself to fit through the figurative small gap the lack of options represents ✌️. Ach here - no major drama there sure - the pocket is stung a smidge etc... but it's no like the Trebles have been landing with any sense of regularity or owt... if owt - it'll be the kind of occasion that has Dad thinking, 'Here - maybes this is the way to fucking go...' hopefully. Let's see what fucking happens 🫶 DWT163 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A SJK AKATEMIA INTER TURKU 4.59/1 B SJK AKATEMIA SJK 4.85/1 C INTER TURKU SJK 3.84/1 VI - THE REASONINGS SJK AKATEMIA our first pick this week - plucked from the Finnish Ykkonen Division - also the earlier kick-off sure at 2pm. With it, the chance to set the fucking tone 😎. For sure - a solid lot to perform such a task: sat third in the table with a win surely a must if they're to remain at least within touch of the top two. Away from home granted... but given the hosts have lost their last three in the league in their own shithole - chances be good people, chances be fucking good 👍 SJK a shift over to the Finnish Veikkausliiga for the next two affairs - first of which seems a banker on paper... third place, at home - and a simple task of fucking up cunts much beneath them both in class and finesse ✌️. Best defence in the league our hombres - so tough to see where Bri From Perths hometown bastards'll pluck the much-needed goals from. Granted - SJK imploded last week there... dropping 4 goals in a proper cunting to Oula - half their total conceded thus far into the season. Lessons'll be learnt sure - back to the usual of messing up bastards for fun after the much-needed rollicking 👊 FC INTER TURKU round off the action - a trip to goal-leaking haka on the menu for them. Despite a loss last week (a man sent off - what the fuck you gonna do) - their form has been refreshingly terrific - and for sure, it'll take more than a bag of pricks giving up goals like a bunch of surrendering bastards to stop them getting back on track - 1 win at home in their last 6 tells you all you fucking need to know 🤘 Link to comment
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