Dad Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 52 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Nah yir alright. Fair enough son 👍 What's the plans instead - ironing the sheets in your big machine? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 There’s more shit in this DWT than RFs sheets Link to comment
Dad Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 Close this week Bri - another profit-maker sure 👍 Join in next week you wee bastard - the Treble is imminent ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 PS - there's more shit under your arms than both DWT and RFs sheets put together Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 You're fair racking up the profits old timer. There's definitely a treble coming soon. Maybe stick to the obscure leagues when the English and Scottish leagues return? Link to comment
Dad Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Ten Caat said: You're fair racking up the profits old timer. There's definitely a treble coming soon. Maybe stick to the obscure leagues when the English and Scottish leagues return? Here - if it works it works 👍 A good ploy at least until the early domestic games are out the way sure - let the form settle in and make it more obvious who the better cunts are ✌️ I'm off to buy a season ticket given the money is starting to roll in 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 15, 2023 Author Share Posted July 15, 2023 So here it is - the one that climbs into the basket of the balloon marked 'Terrific' and sets off on a mysterious journey that promises wonder and delight in massive measures: It's DWT164 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds HALMSTADS BK 🟢🟡🟢🟡🟢 ifk varnamo 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢 14:00 GMT 13/10 DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC 🟢🟢🟡🟢🟢 raith rovers 🟡🔴🔴🟡🔴 17:15 GMT 13/5 LEGIA WARSAW 🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢 rakow 🟢🟡🟢🔴🔴 19:15 GMT 13/10 18.04/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 11’s last week; over 's this week - a game from three different countries, at three different times... a DWT First 🫶. Needs must sure.. would have like to have marked the opening day of competitive Scottish fixtures, but the formula just wasnae for concocting alas. Here - a blessing in disguise sure - the Treble opted for is dripping in desire and hope, lasting the full course of the avo and early evening - cannae fucking complain at the prospect sure 👍. Come the Watershed, we'll have a pocket filled with twenties probably 🤘 DWT164 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A HALMSTADS BK DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC 7.28/1 B HALMSTADS BK LEGIA WARSAW 4.29/1 C DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC LEGIA WARSAW 7.28/1 HALMSTAD BK are our first and early Kick-Off - undefeated in their last 5, a game in hand over the cunts just above them and home advantage sure - there's much to be positive about 😎. A tight league this mind you - so there's a challenge to be had in facing visitors varnamo... Dad coined in off the bastard no long ago sure. But here - they arenae exactly tearing shite up or owt... 4 of the last 6 have ended in defeat. Another one for your collection the day yous wee bastards ✌️ DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC up next - our first domestic pick of the new season 🙌. A tough task on paper sure... upstarts they are once again after being promoted - but summat tells Dad there's much to be hopeful for this time around. Seemingly the bookies arenae quite as optimistic as Dad... here, more fucking fool them 🤘.The KEystone of the bunch this un... win and we're off to Vegas probably 🎉 LEGIA WARSAW round things off - a late start at 7:15 in the pm, for the coveted Polish Super Cup. No easy task by fuck... last years champs rakow stand between they and glory. Beat the bastards in the Cup Final last season sure - they've a psychological advantage to enjoy on that front. Been in terrific form during the pre-season, fucking cunts up left right and fucking centre. Just friendlies of course... but you can only do the deeds you're permitted to do - and they have done the bloody terrifically Just off a Champions League qualifier are rakow... those legs'll be tired by fuck - and Legia willnae fuck about 🤘 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 So here it is - the one that welcomes in the Domestic season proper with an effort steeped in the craziest marinade a set of tastebuds can be tantalised by: It's DWT165 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BRECHIN CITY 🔴🔴🟡🔴🟢 cove rangers 🟢🔴🟡🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 9/1 DUMBARTON 🟢🔴🟡🔴🟡 bonnyrigg rose athletic 🔴🔴🟢🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 1/1 STENHOUSEMUIR 🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴 stirling albion 🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 3/1 79/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 18’s last week; exactly 79's this week - an astronomical leap into the wild unknown and no fucking mistake 🙌😭🙌. Felt right to go balls out... especially given the fucking madness of last week there... three Premiership Scalps claimed... that could've been fucking Dad for the love of fuck - ah no. You remember in times such as these - those being watching 'big' Scottish teams having their arse handed to them by lower league upstarts - that the gulf in the leagues outside the more obvious cunts, isnae exactly a chasm. Shit can happen so oft, the lines get properly blurry to the naked eyeballs. Duly noted hombres - Dad has placed his plums on the chopping board 🤘 DWT165 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BRECHIN CITY DUMBARTON 19/1 B BRECHIN CITY STENHOUSEMUIR 39/1 C DUMBARTON STENHOUSEMUIR 7/1 BRECHIN CITY then - the real difference-maker this week... a whopping 9 to fucking 1 Dad got - hoo mama 🙌. Willnae get that now of course - a good shit ton of cunts obviously piled on - and no fucking wonder: shitey old cove rangers is all that it is that stands between them and a terrific victory. Sure sure - no exactly in the fucking satchel by any stretch... plenty to fucking do etc - but at home, with the inspiration of a good few 'upsets' already achieved in this very competition. Bet is covered just with the fucking Single... the rest climb aboard, we're buying gifts for ourselves and others for the foreseeable 👊 DUMBARTON up next - a team who really should be up a league if it wasnae for their alarming collapse towards the middle-to-end segment of last season. Determination you'd hope'd be in evidence - and certainly, a wee victory over washed up useless pricks like Bonnyrigg would be just the fucking dab. Let's see what happens ✌️ STENHOUSEMUIR round pish off - a solid wee start they've made sure... a Premiership scalp already claimed in the first outing, followed by a narrow away loss to Ayr Utd. By contrast - a trip to stirling seems a piece of piss. Won last time out against alloa did stirling - but for Dad, that isnae exactly a causer of excrement spilling out all over. In the bag probably 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 29, 2023 Author Share Posted July 29, 2023 So here it is - the one that celebrates the departure from Planet Random, with a solid mixture of both time and countries: It's DWT166 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds GORNIK ZABRZE 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 warta poznan 🔴🟡🟢🟢🟢 14:00 GMT 8/5 KVC WESTERLO 🔴🔴🟢🟡 kas eupen 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 BROMMAPOJKARNA 🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴 degerfors if 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 16:30 GMT 29/20 11.74/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Exactly 79’s last week; over 11's this week - Dad celebrates the final week afore the Real Proper Exciting Shit there next week, with a properly realistic bastard that potentially could rescue the shitey situ that past couple have created 🙌. Sure sure - over 11's doesnae mean 'guaranteed'... but for sure - it's a good deal more plausible that exactly 79's ✌️. And here - we say that after witnessing Brechin being ahead for much the match... a bitty upsetting sure. Ach well - we dipped the tootsies; now we get the costume on and go for a proper lengthy swim 👊 DWT166 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A GORNIK ZABRZE KVC WESTERLO 4.20/1 B GORNIK ZABRZE BROMMAPOJKARNA 5.37/1 C KVC WESTERLO BROMMAPOJKARNA 3.9/1 GORNIK ZABRZE start the proceedings - the early kick-off at 2pm and hoping to get themselves back on the winning path after defeat in fixture 1. Ended last season in outstanding form sure: 6 wins from 8, with the other two ending in draws... they were the form cunts in the division. A tough fixture sure - warta were on much the same footing come seasons end there last term... were one of several overcome by Gorniks electric form over those last 8 games. Were beaten comfortably by our heroes last time they met back in May - enough to suggest this trend'll continue in Dads Eyes sure - let's see what happens 👍 KVC WESTERLO up next at our preferred 3pm - ended last season in 7th spot, after some terrific solid form in the league run in (just two defeats from 13 - off the page). Hosts eupen can consider themselves lucky to remain in the division sure - a spot just above the relegation places by a solitary point... jammy bastards. Likely they're still in celebratory mode after that sure - no time to gather the neccesary fitness required to beat heroes akin to KVC one'd assume 👊 BROMMAPOJKARNA round off the avo at 4:30pm - last years Superettan Champions keen to regather a consistent pace after breaking a losing streak of three there last week. Decent on the road they've been sure: had a winning run of 4 going afore the more recent troubles (since 2 defeats on the trot). Certainly the chance to with a trip to face relegation fodder degerfors - themselves amidst a run of just 1 win in 8, which includes a sorry 5 defeats. Havenae won in their last 4 at home either... potential for 5 and a tough time ahead for their current manager you'd imagine. Shite they are ✌️ Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 A much more sensible treble than last week. Bit concerning about Gornik's recent form but I'm persuaded. Fiver down 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 29, 2023 Author Share Posted July 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Ten Caat said: A much more sensible treble than last week. Bit concerning about Gornik's recent form but I'm persuaded. Fiver down Welcome son 😎 Aye I too'ed 'n' fro'ed with Gornik, but the corner is there to be turned. They know what's needed probably 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 29, 2023 Author Share Posted July 29, 2023 Well I guess they dinnae - ah no Link to comment
Dad Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 So here it is - the one that basks in the light the new season brings, aiming to light pish up with a sizeable lump of cash to raise the delight to the highest of levels: It's DWT167 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ABERDEEN 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 livingston 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 13/10 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴 plymouth argyle 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 9/4 FOREST GREEN 🔴🔴🔴🟡🔴 salford city 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 19/10 20.68/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 11’s last week; over 20's this week - a hike up sure, which maybes seems a smidge dangerous given the failings of the past three... but seeing as how we got fuck all from summat priced at just below 12's, the predictability of shite fair goes out the window, depending on how cunts feel at the start of a season. Henceforth grabbing the iron whilst hot sure... form no present to rely on - you're going on feel mostly - and for sure, Dad Feels Good 😎 DWT167 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ABERDEEN HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 6.48/1 B ABERDEEN FOREST GREEN 4.17/1 C HUDDERSFIELD TOWN FOREST GREEN 8.43/1 ABERDEEN - obviously 😎. Dad has high, high fucking hopes for the Dons this season; the buzz about the place is as off the page as one can remember... and no just because Dad himself is having a terrific fucking time ✌️. The calibre of player arriving through the doors is properly mouthwatering - heroes a-fucking-plenty 🙌. A terrific record at livi the Dons have over the past several - and based on us being ace and they being pish, three points seems inevitable 🤘 - see yous at Hampden 😎 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN up next - caught the eye somewhat at the price they were, which has gone ever further out since Dad committed - hoo mama. Ended the season last in fine fettle, which forms the foundation of the surprise Dad has at the wideness of the odds... 3 wins and a draw formed the final four fixtures, as they stormed up and out of the relegation spots. Sure sure - many have high hopes for plymouth after last seasons heroics... but the step up to the Championship isnae a toddler-sized one - and Dad has that sense that they're in for a rude awakening the day 🤘 FOREST GREEN round the trio off - back where they once were, after a tough first time in League One... will be a measure of them how they recover this term. Seems to Dad, there's an acceptance of pish being topsy turvy - especially given the rapidity of their ascent: appreciation for the volatility of progression is likely further forward in their minds, owing to the general sense of progression there is as a whole at the club... still a newborn babe in terms of their formation and history. They've cut their teeth and will be eager for more, is Dads Surmising... a tough gig against salford maybes - but at home and a point to prove: smells like a 2-0 to Dad 👍 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Betting on the dons came here to get behind this but get the dons to fuck jonah Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 5 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that basks in the light the new season brings, aiming to light pish up with a sizeable lump of cash to raise the delight to the highest of levels: It's DWT167 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ABERDEEN 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 livingston 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 13/10 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴 plymouth argyle 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 9/4 FOREST GREEN 🔴🔴🔴🟡🔴 salford city 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 19/10 20.68/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 11’s last week; over 20's this week - a hike up sure, which maybes seems a smidge dangerous given the failings of the past three... but seeing as how we got fuck all from summat priced at just below 12's, the predictability of shite fair goes out the window, depending on how cunts feel at the start of a season. Henceforth grabbing the iron whilst hot sure... form no present to rely on - you're going on feel mostly - and for sure, Dad Feels Good 😎 DWT167 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ABERDEEN HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 6.48/1 B ABERDEEN FOREST GREEN 4.17/1 C HUDDERSFIELD TOWN FOREST GREEN 8.43/1 ABERDEEN - obviously 😎. Dad has high, high fucking hopes for the Dons this season; the buzz about the place is as off the page as one can remember... and no just because Dad himself is having a terrific fucking time ✌️. The calibre of player arriving through the doors is properly mouthwatering - heroes a-fucking-plenty 🙌. A terrific record at livi the Dons have over the past several - and based on us being ace and they being pish, three points seems inevitable 🤘 - see yous at Hampden 😎 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN up next - caught the eye somewhat at the price they were, which has gone ever further out since Dad committed - hoo mama. Ended the season last in fine fettle, which forms the foundation of the surprise Dad has at the wideness of the odds... 3 wins and a draw formed the final four fixtures, as they stormed up and out of the relegation spots. Sure sure - many have high hopes for plymouth after last seasons heroics... but the step up to the Championship isnae a toddler-sized one - and Dad has that sense that they're in for a rude awakening the day 🤘 FOREST GREEN round the trio off - back where they once were, after a tough first time in League One... will be a measure of them how they recover this term. Seems to Dad, there's an acceptance of pish being topsy turvy - especially given the rapidity of their ascent: appreciation for the volatility of progression is likely further forward in their minds, owing to the general sense of progression there is as a whole at the club... still a newborn babe in terms of their formation and history. They've cut their teeth and will be eager for more, is Dads Surmising... a tough gig against salford maybes - but at home and a point to prove: smells like a 2-0 to Dad 👍 In..easy money 🤑 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 23 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said: In..easy money 🤑 That's the stuff son 👍 Setting the tone 😎 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 5 hours ago, Poodler said: Betting on the dons came here to get behind this but get the dons to fuck jonah Your loss shorty Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 You better hope for a big 45 mins Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 8 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that basks in the light the new season brings, aiming to light pish up with a sizeable lump of cash to raise the delight to the highest of levels: It's DWT167 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ABERDEEN 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 livingston 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 13/10 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴 plymouth argyle 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 9/4 FOREST GREEN 🔴🔴🔴🟡🔴 salford city 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 19/10 20.68/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 11’s last week; over 20's this week - a hike up sure, which maybes seems a smidge dangerous given the failings of the past three... but seeing as how we got fuck all from summat priced at just below 12's, the predictability of shite fair goes out the window, depending on how cunts feel at the start of a season. Henceforth grabbing the iron whilst hot sure... form no present to rely on - you're going on feel mostly - and for sure, Dad Feels Good 😎 DWT167 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ABERDEEN HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 6.48/1 B ABERDEEN FOREST GREEN 4.17/1 C HUDDERSFIELD TOWN FOREST GREEN 8.43/1 ABERDEEN - obviously 😎. Dad has high, high fucking hopes for the Dons this season; the buzz about the place is as off the page as one can remember... and no just because Dad himself is having a terrific fucking time ✌️. The calibre of player arriving through the doors is properly mouthwatering - heroes a-fucking-plenty 🙌. A terrific record at livi the Dons have over the past several - and based on us being ace and they being pish, three points seems inevitable 🤘 - see yous at Hampden 😎 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN up next - caught the eye somewhat at the price they were, which has gone ever further out since Dad committed - hoo mama. Ended the season last in fine fettle, which forms the foundation of the surprise Dad has at the wideness of the odds... 3 wins and a draw formed the final four fixtures, as they stormed up and out of the relegation spots. Sure sure - many have high hopes for plymouth after last seasons heroics... but the step up to the Championship isnae a toddler-sized one - and Dad has that sense that they're in for a rude awakening the day 🤘 FOREST GREEN round the trio off - back where they once were, after a tough first time in League One... will be a measure of them how they recover this term. Seems to Dad, there's an acceptance of pish being topsy turvy - especially given the rapidity of their ascent: appreciation for the volatility of progression is likely further forward in their minds, owing to the general sense of progression there is as a whole at the club... still a newborn babe in terms of their formation and history. They've cut their teeth and will be eager for more, is Dads Surmising... a tough gig against salford maybes - but at home and a point to prove: smells like a 2-0 to Dad 👍 Top betting pops Link to comment
Dad Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 A tough day son - next week 👍 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Awayfromhomered said: In..easy money 🤑 apologies son - by fuck that was shite ✌️ a wee pie by way of consolation at the sellick game next week 👍 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dad said: apologies son - by fuck that was shite ✌️ a wee pie by way of consolation at the sellick game next week 👍 No apologies needed, didn't exactly go to plan this time...next week will be a different matter! 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said: No apologies needed, didn't exactly go to plan this time...next week will be a different matter! That's the spirit son - I'll have sussed it out by next satday probably 😎 Here poodler, Bri, etcetcetcetc - take notes: this is how DWT is supposed to be enjoyed, yous miserable fucks ^ It's this constant barbed acidity that drags the love and hope out of the magic - tune in turn over or fuck off, or whatever yon saying is 🖕 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Eh do enjoy the DWT. Just not the way you’d like. 1 Link to comment
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