Dad Posted August 6, 2023 Author Share Posted August 6, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Eh do enjoy the DWT. Just not the way youβd like. Ach here Bri - whatever joy you get from it, that's fine by Dad πΒ A huge prize on offer for DWT200, which one'll scoop and wipe away all previous misgivings probably π Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 17 minutes ago, Dad said: Ach here Bri - whatever joy you get from it, that's fine by Dad πΒ A huge prize on offer for DWT200, which one'll scoop and wipe away all previous misgivings probably π A DWT t-shirt? Canβt wait. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 6, 2023 Author Share Posted August 6, 2023 32 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: A DWT t-shirt? Canβt wait. Got plenty those already - plenty Hoo mamaΒ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Dad said: Got plenty those already - plenty Hoo mamaΒ They for sale? Link to comment
Dad Posted August 6, 2023 Author Share Posted August 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: They for sale? You bet son - fill your sliders: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384772519148 If Dad spots any hero wearing one of these to Pittodrie - the humble tears with flow freely by fuck πππΒ I'll let yous know of any sales (been slow up to now tbf... ah no) π Β See yous there hombres π Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Dad said: Got plenty those already - plenty Hoo mamaΒ Selling t-shirts? Link to comment
Dad Posted August 6, 2023 Author Share Posted August 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: π what did your Mrs say when that consignment arrived? Holy fuckπ 'you're a cunt' Link to comment
Dad Posted August 6, 2023 Author Share Posted August 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said: Youβre a lunaticΒ See you at Hampden son π€ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Dad said: You bet son - fill your sliders: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384772519148 If Dad spots any hero wearing one of these to Pittodrie - the humble tears with flow freely by fuck πππΒ I'll let yous know of any sales (been slow up to now tbf... ah no) π Β See yous there hombres π Do you ever make the wife wear one while you're scuttling her? Link to comment
Dad Posted August 6, 2023 Author Share Posted August 6, 2023 Here come on to fuck son - take it easyΒ Β Yes alwaysΒ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 45 minutes ago, Dad said: Here come on to fuck son - take it easyΒ Β Yes alwaysΒ Terrific. Get her to wear it backwards while you make sweet love to her from behind. That's the stuff. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 So here it is - the one that feels the flow of early season hath been sussed and as such, money in inevitably going to be chucked at Dad in its droves: It's DWT168 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BLACKBURN ROVERSΒ π’π’π‘π΄π‘ rotherham united π΄π‘π’π΄π΄ 15:00 GMT 11/8 PORTSMOUTHπ‘π‘π‘π’π‘ leyton orientπ΄π‘π΄π’π’ 15:00 GMT 11/8 READINGΒ π΄π΄π‘π΄π‘ port vale π΄π΄π΄π’π΄ 15:00 GMT 7/4 14.51/1Β we get for this selection β terrific π Over 20βs last week; over 14's this week - yon boot to the bollocks there last week told Dad, 'Get conservative' - so Dad feels that he bloody well has βοΈ. Sure sure - a trio of away games... but look at the foes - a pile of steaming shite if e'er there was one - and with that, winnable games without doubt for our Heroes. Alls Dad is asking, is get on it early - at the very least let Dad claim back a bit of covering cash afore settling in for the possibly maybes. Help Dad you cunts - come on now π€ DWT168 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 4.64/1 B BLACKBURN ROVERS READING 5.53/1 C PORTSMOUTH READING 5.53/1 Β BLACKBURN ROVERSΒ begin the action then - a team who rightly start as one of those tipped for joy come season end. Losing yon talisman Brereton Diaz striker was a bit of a blow sure... but no the end of the world - and certainly no enough to turn them to mush. A terrific opening weekend win o'er WBA has them up and away - mind they started the season fucking terrifically last season - and given its perennial pile of shite rotherham whom they face today, the belief that'll continue courses through the brainwaves π PORTSMOUTHΒ next - Dad's Top Tip for League One Title Claimage π. Stuttered out the blocks there last week - but for sure, resolve was exemplified with an equaliser deep into injury time, to clinch a wee point π€. There's a panache in the way shite is approached sure - and to Dads Eyes, only a matter of time until the dominant possession-based wonders translate into clean sheets and plenty goals... much like Ipswich managed there last season. Freshly promoted leyton orient will find it tough this year... and for sure - cunts like Portsmouth will be the ones they'll dread the most. No fucking wonder βοΈ READINGΒ then - no doubt, has been a tough fucking time for them o'er the last good few months... ah no. Still - a terrific confidence-boosting win in the cup o'er Millwall there through the week... 4-nil by fuck -off the page. Just the dab for getting themselves in the frame of mind to overcome port vale, recently cunted 7-0 by Barnsley. Would prove to be their first league win since the first week of March... tis due by fuck - hoo mama π«Ά Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 Todays acronym: Β BPR - Brians Pits Reek Β a new weekly feature ^ 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dad said: Todays acronym: Β BPR - Brians Pits Beek Β a new weekly feature ^ π Useless fuckin arsehole 3 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: π Useless fuckin arsehole Haha Β Here - it's early βοΈ Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that feels the flow of early season hath been sussed and as such, money in inevitably going to be chucked at Dad in its droves: It's DWT168 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BLACKBURN ROVERSΒ π’π’π‘π΄π‘ rotherham united π΄π‘π’π΄π΄ 15:00 GMT 11/8 PORTSMOUTHπ‘π‘π‘π’π‘ leyton orientπ΄π‘π΄π’π’ 15:00 GMT 11/8 READINGΒ π΄π΄π‘π΄π‘ port vale π΄π΄π΄π’π΄ 15:00 GMT 7/4 14.51/1Β we get for this selection β terrific π Over 20βs last week; over 14's this week - yon boot to the bollocks there last week told Dad, 'Get conservative' - so Dad feels that he bloody well has βοΈ. Sure sure - a trio of away games... but look at the foes - a pile of steaming shite if e'er there was one - and with that, winnable games without doubt for our Heroes. Alls Dad is asking, is get on it early - at the very least let Dad claim back a bit of covering cash afore settling in for the possibly maybes. Help Dad you cunts - come on now π€ DWT168 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 4.64/1 B BLACKBURN ROVERS READING 5.53/1 C PORTSMOUTH READING 5.53/1 Β BLACKBURN ROVERSΒ begin the action then - a team who rightly start as one of those tipped for joy come season end. Losing yon talisman Brereton Diaz striker was a bit of a blow sure... but no the end of the world - and certainly no enough to turn them to mush. A terrific opening weekend win o'er WBA has them up and away - mind they started the season fucking terrifically last season - and given its perennial pile of shite rotherham whom they face today, the belief that'll continue courses through the brainwaves π PORTSMOUTHΒ next - Dad's Top Tip for League One Title Claimage π. Stuttered out the blocks there last week - but for sure, resolve was exemplified with an equaliser deep into injury time, to clinch a wee point π€. There's a panache in the way shite is approached sure - and to Dads Eyes, only a matter of time until the dominant possession-based wonders translate into clean sheets and plenty goals... much like Ipswich managed there last season. Freshly promoted leyton orient will find it tough this year... and for sure - cunts like Portsmouth will be the ones they'll dread the most. No fucking wonder βοΈ READINGΒ then - no doubt, has been a tough fucking time for them o'er the last good few months... ah no. Still - a terrific confidence-boosting win in the cup o'er Millwall there through the week... 4-nil by fuck -off the page. Just the dab for getting themselves in the frame of mind to overcome port vale, recently cunted 7-0 by Barnsley. Would prove to be their first league win since the first week of March... tis due by fuck - hoo mama π«Ά In!..π€ Β 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said: In!..π€ Β Terrific πΒ Β A good one this one π 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that feels the flow of early season hath been sussed and as such, money in inevitably going to be chucked at Dad in its droves: It's DWT168 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BLACKBURN ROVERSΒ π’π’π‘π΄π‘ rotherham united π΄π‘π’π΄π΄ 15:00 GMT 11/8 PORTSMOUTHπ‘π‘π‘π’π‘ leyton orientπ΄π‘π΄π’π’ 15:00 GMT 11/8 READINGΒ π΄π΄π‘π΄π‘ port vale π΄π΄π΄π’π΄ 15:00 GMT 7/4 14.51/1Β we get for this selection β terrific π Over 20βs last week; over 14's this week - yon boot to the bollocks there last week told Dad, 'Get conservative' - so Dad feels that he bloody well has βοΈ. Sure sure - a trio of away games... but look at the foes - a pile of steaming shite if e'er there was one - and with that, winnable games without doubt for our Heroes. Alls Dad is asking, is get on it early - at the very least let Dad claim back a bit of covering cash afore settling in for the possibly maybes. Help Dad you cunts - come on now π€ DWT168 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 4.64/1 B BLACKBURN ROVERS READING 5.53/1 C PORTSMOUTH READING 5.53/1 Β BLACKBURN ROVERSΒ begin the action then - a team who rightly start as one of those tipped for joy come season end. Losing yon talisman Brereton Diaz striker was a bit of a blow sure... but no the end of the world - and certainly no enough to turn them to mush. A terrific opening weekend win o'er WBA has them up and away - mind they started the season fucking terrifically last season - and given its perennial pile of shite rotherham whom they face today, the belief that'll continue courses through the brainwaves π PORTSMOUTHΒ next - Dad's Top Tip for League One Title Claimage π. Stuttered out the blocks there last week - but for sure, resolve was exemplified with an equaliser deep into injury time, to clinch a wee point π€. There's a panache in the way shite is approached sure - and to Dads Eyes, only a matter of time until the dominant possession-based wonders translate into clean sheets and plenty goals... much like Ipswich managed there last season. Freshly promoted leyton orient will find it tough this year... and for sure - cunts like Portsmouth will be the ones they'll dread the most. No fucking wonder βοΈ READINGΒ then - no doubt, has been a tough fucking time for them o'er the last good few months... ah no. Still - a terrific confidence-boosting win in the cup o'er Millwall there through the week... 4-nil by fuck -off the page. Just the dab for getting themselves in the frame of mind to overcome port vale, recently cunted 7-0 by Barnsley. Would prove to be their first league win since the first week of March... tis due by fuck - hoo mama π«Ά Late to the party but fiver down. A clean sweep this week. Terrific. Β 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Don Fonte said: Late to the party but fiver down. A clean sweep this week. Terrific. Β Off the page πΒ Today heralds a new era: Winning a bunch π Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: I'm on.Β That's the stuff π Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 Missed penalty for Reading AND Blackburn Β Hoo mamaΒ Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 Blackburn well on top - they'll be fine π 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 Port Vale score as Blackburn equalise Β Facking ell Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Was just about to say back in the race....... but Ah no Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Dad you fucking arsehole. Just found out Dylan Markalandy plays for Blackburn. Β You stupid, stupid man.Β 1 Link to comment
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