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😂 Useless fuckin arsehole

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And wouldn't you know... 😭😭   That's the magic started son - and there's a goal for the Dons hahahaha yahooooo 🙌🙌🙌

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A thing of fucking beauty 🙌 Cheers son - wind in the fucking sails now 👍 Storybook stuff tbf son - was admittedly overwhelmed when Luton scored late; did this strange tippy toe wide eyed

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1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

What was the final score oldboy?

Reading lost 1-0 after missing a penalty

Blackburn 2-2 after missing a penalty and having an injury time goal disallowed

Portsmouth won 4-0

 

So got 11 bangers 'n' 88 pennies back for the single, which I've slung on the Dons at 8/1.

 

Let's see what happens 🤘

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34 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said:

Getting closer!...Next week for sure, maybe 👌

For sure son - the rub of the green just wasnae with us the day 😐 

 

But at least the first winner in 12 Landed haha 🙌 

For the love of fuck

 

Anyhow - Dons'll make it all better - see you there son 😎

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So here it is - the one that remains defiant in the face of all the absolute shite and pish one hath been wallowing in and vows to clamber up out the Cesspit of Disdain and wander triumphantly towards the Showers of Prosperity:

It's DWT169

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BIRMINGHAM CITY 🟢🟡🔴🔴🔴 bristol city 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 23/10
BARNSLEY 🔴🟡🟢🔴🟢 oxford united 🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 11/10
READING 🟢🔴🔴🔴🟡 stevenage borough🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 29/20

15.98/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 14’s last week; over 15's this week - similar territory sure - and tbh, doubt this'll change much until fucking success is had; without wishing to give too much away naturally... and for sure - no hard fast rules around these fucking parts ✌️. Fairly obvious to most eyes, that it be Brum that rep the Keystone here - but given their start to the season, Dad's got a sneaky feeling this may well be the year they push close to the Play-Offs. Pretty ridiculous that, when you consider the size of the fucking city, that they've a team who struggle to make much an impact. Reading as well sure... Dad's giving these cunts one more chance to buck their fucking ideas up - yous owe Dad yous fucks, come on now 👊

DWT169 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BIRMINGHAM CITY BARNSLEY 5.93/1
B BIRMINGHAM CITY READING 7.09/1
C BARNSLEY READING 4.15/1
 

BIRMINGHAM CITY get the football a'rollin' then - a real Jewel in the Crown Dad reckons 🫶. A wee study of their action thus far, reveals a trend of ruthless effectiveness... bulk of possession surrendered, in return for swift decisive attacking that brings numerous chances and high conversion rates. Completely unfancied in both outings they were, yet 4 points they've drawn from them... the quality of the foes faced proves the effectiveness of their agenda. Yet it's much the same story here - Dads Hombres over at SofaScore are in the majority leaning towards bristol city - who tbf havenae been exactly shite thus far either. But in terms of gameplans - Dad Believes this is perfectly set up for a Birmingham Masterclass 🙌

BARNSLEY up next; the one of the three that wasnae mentioned in the opening gambit there... Dad's feeling arrogant about this one - three points inevitable one reckons 😎. That opening day cunting of Port Vale was a real showcase - and it's perhaps as a result of that they've faltered somewhat since: no a victory to cheer about in either League or fucking Cup. Ok so that's that then - the rust brushed away out the system, they'll have rest themselves for another spell of prosperity probably 🤘. At home which obviously helps - and in oxford, a foe who if beaten, will show the world Barnsley are back. Make an example of the bastards Barnsley son 👍

READING then, back in amongst it, despite having the shittest record of all DWT Reps... bloody useless they've been. Why then, pray tell - doth you choose again Father? Well that's Dad for yous hombres - a cunt who believes in cunts, knows they have what it takes to change, and sees potential where others see faeces. Finally arrested the shit start to the season there with a win through midweek - and oft that's all it takes; a cheeky wee ground out victory, that has you suddenly trusting in the shite being drummed into you. Riding high stevenage are sure, but that sense of arrogance will cost them here the day Dad reckons - a wee humbling in store for yous, you smarmy wee cunts ✌️

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So here it is - the one that remains defiant in the face of all the absolute shite and pish one hath been wallowing in and vows to clamber up out the Cesspit of Disdain and wander triumphantly towards the Showers of Prosperity:

It's DWT169

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BIRMINGHAM CITY 🟢🟡🔴🔴🔴 bristol city 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 23/10
BARNSLEY 🔴🟡🟢🔴🟢 oxford united 🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 11/10
READING 🟢🔴🔴🔴🟡 stevenage borough🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 29/20

15.98/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 14’s last week; over 15's this week - similar territory sure - and tbh, doubt this'll change much until fucking success is had; without wishing to give too much away naturally... and for sure - no hard fast rules around these fucking parts ✌️. Fairly obvious to most eyes, that it be Brum that rep the Keystone here - but given their start to the season, Dad's got a sneaky feeling this may well be the year they push close to the Play-Offs. Pretty ridiculous that, when you consider the size of the fucking city, that they've a team who struggle to make much an impact. Reading as well sure... Dad's giving these cunts one more chance to buck their fucking ideas up - yous owe Dad yous fucks, come on now 👊

DWT169 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BIRMINGHAM CITY BARNSLEY 5.93/1
B BIRMINGHAM CITY READING 7.09/1
C BARNSLEY READING 4.15/1
 

BIRMINGHAM CITY get the football a'rollin' then - a real Jewel in the Crown Dad reckons 🫶. A wee study of their action thus far, reveals a trend of ruthless effectiveness... bulk of possession surrendered, in return for swift decisive attacking that brings numerous chances and high conversion rates. Completely unfancied in both outings they were, yet 4 points they've drawn from them... the quality of the foes faced proves the effectiveness of their agenda. Yet it's much the same story here - Dads Hombres over at SofaScore are in the majority leaning towards bristol city - who tbf havenae been exactly shite thus far either. But in terms of gameplans - Dad Believes this is perfectly set up for a Birmingham Masterclass 🙌

BARNSLEY up next; the one of the three that wasnae mentioned in the opening gambit there... Dad's feeling arrogant about this one - three points inevitable one reckons 😎. That opening day cunting of Port Vale was a real showcase - and it's perhaps as a result of that they've faltered somewhat since: no a victory to cheer about in either League or fucking Cup. Ok so that's that then - the rust brushed away out the system, they'll have rest themselves for another spell of prosperity probably 🤘. At home which obviously helps - and in oxford, a foe who if beaten, will show the world Barnsley are back. Make an example of the bastards Barnsley son 👍

READING then, back in amongst it, despite having the shittest record of all DWT Reps... bloody useless they've been. Why then, pray tell - doth you choose again Father? Well that's Dad for yous hombres - a cunt who believes in cunts, knows they have what it takes to change, and sees potential where others see faeces. Finally arrested the shit start to the season there with a win through midweek - and oft that's all it takes; a cheeky wee ground out victory, that has you suddenly trusting in the shite being drummed into you. Riding high stevenage are sure, but that sense of arrogance will cost them here the day Dad reckons - a wee humbling in store for yous, you smarmy wee cunts ✌️

In!...this could be the one. 💪

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5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You in profit for the day?

That I am son - naturally cashed out, so missed out on the tasty sum it's turned out to be.. but given the last month or so, 12 and a bit bangers in the hand feels delightful 😎 

 

Next week we go the whole way probably 👍

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That I am son - naturally cashed out, so missed out on the tasty sum it's turned out to be.. but given the last month or so, 12 and a bit bangers in the hand feels delightful 😎 

 

Next week we go the whole way probably 👍

The bookies bloody love him!

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So here it is - the one that finds itself settling into the Chair of Belief, enjoying the feel of plushness on the buttocks, and vows to remain as such for the weeks and months to come:

It's DWT170

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
CARDIFF CITY 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 sheffield wednesday 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 23/20
LEEDS UNITED🟡🔴🟡🔴🔴 ipswich town🟢🟢🟢🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 9/4
PORTSMOUTH 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟡 stevenage borough🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 7/5

15.77/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 15’s last week; over 15's this week - if it isnae broke dinnae fix the cunt... a wise prick said that once - and for sure, he isnae wrong probably 😎. Generally there's a sense that a cunt overly-bloated is due a stint in Humble Town - and that's the essence of todays effort. Leeds have stuttered into the campaign with an unease that's already putting pressure on them... and todays affair is the perfect setting in which to rectify the wrongs. It's with firm belief that should they achieve what is hoped, the rest of the puzzle will fall beautifully into place. Deep breaths people - today we go cock-a-hoop 🙌

DWT170 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A CARDIFF CITY LEEDS UNITED 5.99/1
B CARDIFF CITY PORTSMOUTH 4.16/1
C LEEDS UNITED PORTSMOUTH 6.8/1
 

CARDIFF CITY start us off - a struggle thus far much in the same vein as Leeds... the touchpaper just hasnae become ablaze as yet. Still - an encouraging effort away to title faves Leicester last week; a fucking barnstorming effort for hometown hero Ramsey, offering much in the way of hope going forth. Home crowd the day of course - no further inspiration required for a cunt eager to impress - and it's with this in mind Dad believes passionately, sheff wed'll be put to the fucking sword 🤘

LEEDS UNITED then - the Keystone of Success. As mused ^ - a bit of a shit start sure... the victories just havenae flowed like wine, instead glugging out like coagulated milk. Magic takes time but - and in big Dan Farke, they have a cunt who knows the formula... it's simply a case of teaching the cunts how to concoct it. In many ways a perfect fixture for shit to slot into place - in one big swoop belief'll be restored in droves. A tough place to win obviously - but these fucking arseholes need dropping down a peg or two. Brace yourselves yous cunts ✊

PORTSMOUTH back again... Dad cannae generally see past em if the price is right. As such - expect a bunch of Portsmouth-tinged Trebles this season; a given with Dads League Winner prediction. Havenae exactly struggled have stevenage tbf... but Dad was aware they'd stumble after such a strong start - expectancy is they'll drop a few points over these next four or five fixtures. For sure - Portsmouth'll generally be too much for them at the best of times. Here - yous arenae the only ones hombres ✌️

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