Dad Posted August 19, 2023 Author Share Posted August 19, 2023 Well that's bloody well that 😭 A fucking shame with Brum doin the biz ... Apologies hombres ✌️ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dad said: Well that's bloody well that 😭 A fucking shame with Brum doin the biz ... Apologies hombres ✌️ You in profit for the day? Link to comment
Dad Posted August 19, 2023 Author Share Posted August 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: You in profit for the day? That I am son - naturally cashed out, so missed out on the tasty sum it's turned out to be.. but given the last month or so, 12 and a bit bangers in the hand feels delightful 😎 Next week we go the whole way probably 👍 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Dad said: That I am son - naturally cashed out, so missed out on the tasty sum it's turned out to be.. but given the last month or so, 12 and a bit bangers in the hand feels delightful 😎 Next week we go the whole way probably 👍 The bookies bloody love him! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Laugh Out Loud Stupid old arsehole Link to comment
Dad Posted August 20, 2023 Author Share Posted August 20, 2023 At least I smell good 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 26, 2023 Author Share Posted August 26, 2023 So here it is - the one that finds itself settling into the Chair of Belief, enjoying the feel of plushness on the buttocks, and vows to remain as such for the weeks and months to come: It's DWT170 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds CARDIFF CITY 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 sheffield wednesday 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 23/20 LEEDS UNITED🟡🔴🟡🔴🔴 ipswich town🟢🟢🟢🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 9/4 PORTSMOUTH 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟡 stevenage borough🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 7/5 15.77/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 15’s last week; over 15's this week - if it isnae broke dinnae fix the cunt... a wise prick said that once - and for sure, he isnae wrong probably 😎. Generally there's a sense that a cunt overly-bloated is due a stint in Humble Town - and that's the essence of todays effort. Leeds have stuttered into the campaign with an unease that's already putting pressure on them... and todays affair is the perfect setting in which to rectify the wrongs. It's with firm belief that should they achieve what is hoped, the rest of the puzzle will fall beautifully into place. Deep breaths people - today we go cock-a-hoop 🙌 DWT170 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A CARDIFF CITY LEEDS UNITED 5.99/1 B CARDIFF CITY PORTSMOUTH 4.16/1 C LEEDS UNITED PORTSMOUTH 6.8/1 CARDIFF CITY start us off - a struggle thus far much in the same vein as Leeds... the touchpaper just hasnae become ablaze as yet. Still - an encouraging effort away to title faves Leicester last week; a fucking barnstorming effort for hometown hero Ramsey, offering much in the way of hope going forth. Home crowd the day of course - no further inspiration required for a cunt eager to impress - and it's with this in mind Dad believes passionately, sheff wed'll be put to the fucking sword 🤘 LEEDS UNITED then - the Keystone of Success. As mused ^ - a bit of a shit start sure... the victories just havenae flowed like wine, instead glugging out like coagulated milk. Magic takes time but - and in big Dan Farke, they have a cunt who knows the formula... it's simply a case of teaching the cunts how to concoct it. In many ways a perfect fixture for shit to slot into place - in one big swoop belief'll be restored in droves. A tough place to win obviously - but these fucking arseholes need dropping down a peg or two. Brace yourselves yous cunts ✊ PORTSMOUTH back again... Dad cannae generally see past em if the price is right. As such - expect a bunch of Portsmouth-tinged Trebles this season; a given with Dads League Winner prediction. Havenae exactly struggled have stevenage tbf... but Dad was aware they'd stumble after such a strong start - expectancy is they'll drop a few points over these next four or five fixtures. For sure - Portsmouth'll generally be too much for them at the best of times. Here - yous arenae the only ones hombres ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted August 26, 2023 Author Share Posted August 26, 2023 Oh aye sorry - today's acronym: Crap Laden Pits Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 19 minutes ago, Dad said: Oh aye sorry - today's acronym: Crap Laden Pits That’s rubbish even by your standards 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: That’s rubbish even by your standards The acronym or DWT? it’s hard to tell Link to comment
Dad Posted August 26, 2023 Author Share Posted August 26, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: The acronym or DWT? it’s hard to tell Well he quoted the acronym - so that, you fucking dense stinking bastard Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 11 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that finds itself settling into the Chair of Belief, enjoying the feel of plushness on the buttocks, and vows to remain as such for the weeks and months to come: It's DWT170 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds CARDIFF CITY 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 sheffield wednesday 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 23/20 LEEDS UNITED🟡🔴🟡🔴🔴 ipswich town🟢🟢🟢🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 9/4 PORTSMOUTH 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟡 stevenage borough🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 7/5 15.77/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 15’s last week; over 15's this week - if it isnae broke dinnae fix the cunt... a wise prick said that once - and for sure, he isnae wrong probably 😎. Generally there's a sense that a cunt overly-bloated is due a stint in Humble Town - and that's the essence of todays effort. Leeds have stuttered into the campaign with an unease that's already putting pressure on them... and todays affair is the perfect setting in which to rectify the wrongs. It's with firm belief that should they achieve what is hoped, the rest of the puzzle will fall beautifully into place. Deep breaths people - today we go cock-a-hoop 🙌 DWT170 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A CARDIFF CITY LEEDS UNITED 5.99/1 B CARDIFF CITY PORTSMOUTH 4.16/1 C LEEDS UNITED PORTSMOUTH 6.8/1 CARDIFF CITY start us off - a struggle thus far much in the same vein as Leeds... the touchpaper just hasnae become ablaze as yet. Still - an encouraging effort away to title faves Leicester last week; a fucking barnstorming effort for hometown hero Ramsey, offering much in the way of hope going forth. Home crowd the day of course - no further inspiration required for a cunt eager to impress - and it's with this in mind Dad believes passionately, sheff wed'll be put to the fucking sword 🤘 LEEDS UNITED then - the Keystone of Success. As mused ^ - a bit of a shit start sure... the victories just havenae flowed like wine, instead glugging out like coagulated milk. Magic takes time but - and in big Dan Farke, they have a cunt who knows the formula... it's simply a case of teaching the cunts how to concoct it. In many ways a perfect fixture for shit to slot into place - in one big swoop belief'll be restored in droves. A tough place to win obviously - but these fucking arseholes need dropping down a peg or two. Brace yourselves yous cunts ✊ PORTSMOUTH back again... Dad cannae generally see past em if the price is right. As such - expect a bunch of Portsmouth-tinged Trebles this season; a given with Dads League Winner prediction. Havenae exactly struggled have stevenage tbf... but Dad was aware they'd stumble after such a strong start - expectancy is they'll drop a few points over these next four or five fixtures. For sure - Portsmouth'll generally be too much for them at the best of times. Here - yous arenae the only ones hombres ✌️ Missed it this week, very close to a full house though 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 26, 2023 Author Share Posted August 26, 2023 41 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said: Missed it this week, very close to a full house though 👍 60 quid back son - no too fucking shabby 😎 A shit ton of injury time in the Portsmouth game, thanks to the double sending off as well .. just wasnae to be alas ✌️ Next week 👍 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, Dad said: 60 quid back son - no too fucking shabby 😎 A shit ton of injury time in the Portsmouth game, thanks to the double sending off as well .. just wasnae to be alas ✌️ Next week 👍 Nice one, not too shabby at all. Replenished my own funds on Thursday, thanks to our heroic comeback. Had Hacken winning first half then draw full-time 👌 Next week, for sure 👍 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Dad said: 60 quid back son - no too fucking shabby 😎 A shit ton of injury time in the Portsmouth game, thanks to the double sending off as well .. just wasnae to be alas ✌️ Next week 👍 Are you betting £10 on each of the doubles and DWT these days? Even with your well documented consistent failure?! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Dad needs locked up Stopping betting would be good too Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Dad needs locked up Stopping betting would be good too Get out of this thread Brizo. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Whatcha going to do if eh don’t? throw white wine in my face? You’d break that limp wrist (love Rollin’) of yours Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Whatcha going to do if eh don’t? throw white wine in my face? You’d break that limp wrist (love Rollin’) of yours You're not big or clever Brian. You're just a creepy stared old man. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 27, 2023 Author Share Posted August 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Poodler said: Are you betting £10 on each of the doubles and DWT these days? Even with your well documented consistent failure?! No just a fiver son - all singles covered also 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 27, 2023 Author Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Dad needs locked up Stopping betting would be good too Rich coming from a disgusting piece of shit like you Away and start up your riveting Faroese fudfest again you dullard bastard Link to comment
Dad Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 So here it is - the one that stares longingly at the fact sheet, with the thought of patterns beginning to form swimming round it's hopeful wee head: It's DWT171 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC 🔴🟡🟢🟢🟢 inverness caledonian thistle 🔴🔴🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 2/1 BLACKBURN ROVERS 🟢🔴🟡🟢🟢 plymouth argyle 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 29/20 MK DONS 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢 crew alexandra 🔴🟡🟢🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 23/20 14.8/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 15’s last week; over 14's this week - a trend appearing of late... these mid-teens are proving a real Well of Goodness in recent times 😎. No fudding about with strugglers hoping finally to pull off an upset here - stalwarts one and fucking all, ready to prove once again, their credentials for promotion slash title liftage. Let's see what fucking happens ✊ DWT171 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC BLACKBURN ROVERS 6.35/1 B DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC MK DONS 5.45/1 C BLACKBURN ROVERS MK DONS 4.27/1 DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC start the magic - a team who look more the part this time around, after the disaster that was a couple seasons back. A real compounding effort it'd be, should they claim victory over hapless ict, who look about ready for a change of mgmt. A new era it is sure - cunts who've had the chance and fucked it up, are to make way for cunts with a winning agenda. Here's your line in the fucking sand 🤘 BLACKBURN ROVERS next up - a team that'll feature on manys a coupon this season, Dad is sure of that. A real shape to them now, after a formative season under JDT - a manager whom Dad believes is destined for greatness. The promoting of Rovers will be just the ticket on that front - and no many'll argue that they've a proper solid chance of that this season. Away sure - but Plymouth are already finding it tough after that opening day win over huddersfield... cannae see much joy coming their way the day. fuck em 😎 MK DONS round pish off... already selected and nailed down they were, afore the news they'd grabbed back A-Stew from the Dons. Only serves to cement Dad's Belief in them sure 👍. Here - I get it - no manys a cunt was overly fond of A-Stews work at the Dons, but there's a defender in there - certainly one who can excel at the League 2 level, with pretenders to the throne MK Dons. A routine victory on the cards the day - crewe are a bag of fucking shite ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 Today's Acronym: Disgusting BO Motherfucker Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that stares longingly at the fact sheet, with the thought of patterns beginning to form swimming round it's hopeful wee head: It's DWT171 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC 🔴🟡🟢🟢🟢 inverness caledonian thistle 🔴🔴🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 2/1 BLACKBURN ROVERS 🟢🔴🟡🟢🟢 plymouth argyle 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 29/20 MK DONS 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢 crew alexandra 🔴🟡🟢🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 23/20 14.8/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 15’s last week; over 14's this week - a trend appearing of late... these mid-teens are proving a real Well of Goodness in recent times 😎. No fudding about with strugglers hoping finally to pull off an upset here - stalwarts one and fucking all, ready to prove once again, their credentials for promotion slash title liftage. Let's see what fucking happens ✊ DWT171 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC BLACKBURN ROVERS 6.35/1 B DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC MK DONS 5.45/1 C BLACKBURN ROVERS MK DONS 4.27/1 DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC start the magic - a team who look more the part this time around, after the disaster that was a couple seasons back. A real compounding effort it'd be, should they claim victory over hapless ict, who look about ready for a change of mgmt. A new era it is sure - cunts who've had the chance and fucked it up, are to make way for cunts with a winning agenda. Here's your line in the fucking sand 🤘 BLACKBURN ROVERS next up - a team that'll feature on manys a coupon this season, Dad is sure of that. A real shape to them now, after a formative season under JDT - a manager whom Dad believes is destined for greatness. The promoting of Rovers will be just the ticket on that front - and no many'll argue that they've a proper solid chance of that this season. Away sure - but Plymouth are already finding it tough after that opening day win over huddersfield... cannae see much joy coming their way the day. fuck em 😎 MK DONS round pish off... already selected and nailed down they were, afore the news they'd grabbed back A-Stew from the Dons. Only serves to cement Dad's Belief in them sure 👍. Here - I get it - no manys a cunt was overly fond of A-Stews work at the Dons, but there's a defender in there - certainly one who can excel at the League 2 level, with pretenders to the throne MK Dons. A routine victory on the cards the day - crewe are a bag of fucking shite ✌️ Tenner down. Terrific. 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Ok I'm persuaded Fiver down 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 In!, guaranteed easy money, probably 👌 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 That's the stuff 😎 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Bunch of retards. Link to comment
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