Saudi League

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, shut up meg said:

Leave the laddie alone, he's young and just starting out in life. I'm sure you weren't earning your present superstar wages in your early 20s.

He's 44.

[CCB III]

On 8/9/2023 at 10:42 PM, Don Fonte said:

He's 44.

😂

[BrianFaePerth]

On 8/10/2023 at 3:41 AM, shut up meg said:

Leave the laddie alone, he's young and just starting out in life. I'm sure you weren't earning your present superstar wages in your early 20s.

Incorrect, eh was.

[Geoff_Tipps]

So it appears Jota is being booted out of the Saudi league for being a sweetcorn fisherman. 

[frankie_mac's_4]

10 minutes ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

So it appears Jota is being booted out of the Saudi league for being a sweetcorn fisherman. 

A bit light in his dish-dash I hear

[King Street Loon]

I thought it obvious that Jota was gay.

That moustache and bouffant hairdo were such a giveaway.

[milne_afc]

11 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

I thought it obvious that Jota was gay.

That moustache and bouffant hairdo were such a giveaway.

Aye. Was surprised the Tims never wheeled him with a rainbow dildo hanging out of his arse. They’d love to have a big gay in the team for clout.

[maryhilldon]

He was a George Michael lookalike ffs. Hardly a surprise.

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

He was a George Michael lookalike ffs. Hardly a surprise.

@Bluto10 looks like Elton John and he's got a wife. 
 

Oh. Wait a fucking minute!

[dazzy_deff]

15 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Aye. Was surprised the Tims never wheeled him with a rainbow dildo hanging out of his arse. They’d love to have a big gay in the team for clout.

Imagine their social media output if they had one. Doesn't bare thinking about.

[eeps]

16 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Imagine their social media output if they had one. Doesn't bare thinking about.

Imagine he was a Palestinian poof 🤯

[shut up meg]

On 8/22/2023 at 7:15 PM, Geoff_Tipps said:

So it appears Jota is being booted out of the Saudi league for being a sweetcorn fisherman. 

I'm going with the old money laundering scam.

 

[The Gee Man]

Ronaldo’s downward spiral continues in Saudi! Maybe getting wads of cash but what a tube 

[Roberto]

11 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

Ronaldo’s downward spiral continues in Saudi! Maybe getting wads of cash but what a tube 

Forget there's a Saudi League in truth.

[The Gee Man]

20 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Forget there's a Saudi League in truth.

Both fans who turn up to the games think it’s rubbish 

[Parklife]

43 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

Ronaldo’s downward spiral continues in Saudi! Maybe getting wads of cash but what a tube 

Think his downward spiral peaked with the, self-confessed, rape tbh. 

Allegedly. 

[Poodler]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Think his downward spiral peaked with the, self-confessed, rape tbh. 

Allegedly. 

Was it really a rape though? 
 

like, REALLY?

[Roberto]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Was it really a rape though? 
 

like, REALLY?

I'd say hush money is a bit suspect.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Was it really a rape though? 
 

like, REALLY?

Yes. 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Yes. 

It’s not really a rape 

[Parklife]

59 minutes ago, Poodler said:

It’s not really a rape 

Shut up. 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Shut up. 

Hoy, get your own catchphrase.

[Poodler]

6 hours ago, Parklife said:

Shut up. 

Because you’ve tried to hush me, does that make you a rapist aswell? 

[Parklife]

28 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Because you’ve tried to hush me, does that make you a rapist aswell? 

What a bizarre post. Get back to the adoration of the sex-offender Brand, Titch. 

[maryhilldon]

37 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 Titch. 

I hope you're not jumping on a bandwagon to impress the ladz?

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I hope you're not jumping on a bandwagon to impress the ladz?

Jumping on the bandwagon? I started the bloody bandwagon of slagging Poodler's diminutive nature. 

Come on MHD, sharpen up. 

[maryhilldon]

34 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Jumping on the bandwagon? I started the bloody bandwagon of slagging Poodler's diminutive nature. 

Come on MHD, sharpen up. 

Still trying to impress the ladz though. Expect better from you of all people.