Women posters

[daytripping]

Do we have any women posters on here? We used to have a couple but can't recall any of late.

Is there anything we maybe should be doing as a community to encourage women to post. I think it would be good for the place.

[Beachend Bootboy]

No, no and no.

[dervish]

When I see Maggies face like that (bio pic) somehow feel when she was still stalking the earth for children to eat that if you went on her face it would coagulate into a slow moving monster and attack you like an 70/80s horror vhs.

 

Short answer eh no, not that I'm aware. 

[Fridge]

Only if they are willing to fire out their phone numbers

[maryhilldon]

27 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Do we have any women posters on here? We used to have a couple but can't recall any of late.

Cheesepipes scared off Looks Good In Red with his classic 'nipples making patterns in the flour' sketch. 

[milne_afc]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Cheesepipes scared off Looks Good In Red with his classic 'nipples making patterns in the flour' sketch. 

Haha. I love that it’s been elevated from a witty post to a sketch. Some of his stuff was unrivalled.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Haha. I love that it’s been elevated from a witty post to a sketch. Some of his stuff was unrivalled.

Aye, BHH.

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Boof utterly despised her though iirc

Because she had less split ends and a bit more volume.

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There’s at least a couple of clowns on here that surely identify as women. 

If the have cocks then they can be wimmin.  At least accordin' to Starmer, Davie etc.  Fucked up.

[daytripping]

25 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Cheesepipes scared off Looks Good In Red with his classic 'nipples making patterns in the flour' sketch. 

I chatted to her on the phone a few times, even sent her flowers on her 50th birthday. She used to be cool but turned into a witch.

[daytripping]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She sent me a recipe for scones once. Nice lady.
The Boof utterly despised her though iirc

Boof had her sussed, he was so spot on.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, daytripping said:

I chatted to her on the phone a few times, even sent her flowers on her 50th birthday. She used to be cool but turned into a witch.

^ got knocked back.

[daytripping]

27 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Haha. I love that it’s been elevated from a witty post to a sketch. Some of his stuff was unrivalled.

Cheese and chutney were classic hat, used to love a b and q nightshift story. Have met cheese, really top guy.

[daytripping]

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

^ got knocked back.

Little bit. Was with my bird and shouldn't have been looking anyway. 😂

Lovely set of breasts like, can't blame me for having my head turned. As it turned out half the forum had also seen them. LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Cheese and chutney were classic hat, used to love a b and q nightshift story. Have met cheese, really top guy.

If you’d sent cheesers some flowers you’d have got some action

[daytripping]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

If you’d sent cheesers some flowers you’d have got some action

I sold him a petrol hedge trimmer, was a beast of a thing. Made a loss on it. Didn't even get a peck on the cheek.

Think he was buying it for his majestic beard.

 

[manboobs109]

54 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Haha. I love that it’s been elevated from a witty post to a sketch. Some of his stuff was unrivalled.

It was both witty and erotic. I'm basically straight but I wanted my nipples to be making those circles in the flour.

Guy has an incredible turn of phrase.

[daytripping]

I missed this nipples in the flour thing, could anyone find it?

[daytripping]

Think he got bored with the forum after parkie started posting, place did go downhill to be fair. 

Weird falkirk dwarf spewing bile 24/7, enough to make your eyes bleed.

[Fridge]

It was tremendous @Bebowill be be able to find it

[Crashnyploshnit]

1 hour ago, daytripping said:

Do we have any women posters on here? We used to have a couple but can't recall any of late.

Is there anything we maybe should be doing as a community to encourage women to post. I think it would be good for the place.

Was there not one on here called Harlequin. Don’t know what happened to her either.

[milne_afc]

Lol another Canadian. Making on like you don’t know. Fucking arsewipe

[daytripping]

19 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

Was there not one on here called Harlequin. Don’t know what happened to her either.

Show us your tits.

[Crashnyploshnit]

Happy Canada Day.

[daytripping]

Bet LGIR is getting nailed tonight, BBQ, drinks, frilly knickers off and banging all night. Happy Canada day.

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

‘Basically straight’ 

 

 

So…,

 

 

 

 

 

Sounds like he's swithering.

[Edwin Starr]

Why not have woman poster's they have as much rite to be on here as we do.

[Ramandu]

28 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Why not have woman poster's they have as much rite to be on here as we do.

Right yes. Desire? Not so much.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Why not have woman poster's they have as much rite to be on here as we do.

Get them ti fuck.  No they don't.😡😂

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Why not have woman poster's they have as much rite to be on here as we do.

^^wants to send filthy PMs