Buried or crematorium

[Fridge]

Conversation came up. 
 

Can’t think of anything worse of being burned to a crisp or being underground.

Just chuck me into the sea I reckon

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Fridge said:

Conversation came up. 
 

Can’t think of anything worse of being burned to a crisp or being underground.

Just chuck me into the sea I reckon

OK min. You wanna die first or you ready for a dook? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

We've just drafted our Wills.  Both Crem. 

[Fridge]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

OK min. You wanna die first or you ready for a dook? 

Can’t swim

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Fridge said:

Can’t swim

Ah well, two birds with one stone then 😂

[milne_afc]

Fired into the sun. Alive, preferably.

[Parklife]

Yer deid. Who gives a fuck. 

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, Fridge said:

 

Can’t think of anything worse of being burned to a crisp or being underground.

Aye, if you're still alive. Not sure you're understanding the premise of the thread Fridgeo.

[Hoofball]

Cremated, would rather be burnt to well more than a crisp than stuck in the ground

[maryhilldon]

Just throw me in a skip. I'll be none the wiser.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Just throw me in a skip. I'll be none the wiser.

You spend plenty time in them as it is, that and wheelie bins.  Home from home. 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You spend plenty time in them as it is, that and wheelie bins.  Home from home. 

😄 I knew you'd be quick to respond to that, but 2 minutes was even faster than i expected. I suppose i should be flattered that I've got a crazed stalker.

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

😄 I knew you'd be quick to respond to that, but 2 minutes was even faster than i expected. I suppose i should be flattered that I've got a crazed stalker.

Yes, you probably should.  You're welcome. 

[Simply Red]

Canon, full dons kit, on fire, straight into ibrox home end on matchday

 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

7 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Canon, full dons kit, on fire, straight into ibrox home end on matchday

 

Holding on to a tactical nuke, fuck em.

[Misers Hill]

Remember this cunt👽

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fake-death-funeral-tiktok-helicopter-family-b2357836.html

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Conversation came up. 
 

Can’t think of anything worse of being burned to a crisp or being underground.

Just chuck me into the sea I reckon

There’s already a Burnt or Buried thread started by a far superior poster.

[Fridge]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

There’s already a Burnt or Buried thread started by a far superior poster.

Assume this is you? How are you going?

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Assume this is you? How are you going?

Obviously. Good thanks. you?

[Fridge]

Hope you have a good one anyway, I’ll send flowers

[Zeus]

Frozen and when they find a cure for death, unfreeze me.

Problem solved 

 

[wee jock poo-pong mcplop1]

Left out for the Scaffies. Brown or Green bin?

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Frozen and when they find a cure for death, unfreeze me.

Problem solved 

 

What problem?

[Zeus]

26 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What problem?

🙄

[Misers Hill]

26 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What problem?

Vaccine killed him🇨🇳

[Misers Hill]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

🙄

😄

[Misers Hill]

5 hours ago, Fridge said:

Conversation came up. 
 

Can’t think of anything worse of being burned to a crisp or being underground.

Just chuck me into the sea I reckon

Buy the crowd one of these each🇨🇳👊

Goes well with 🤡shoes/boots.  501s...💀https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225564610488?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ferzs4bvrok&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=tixlbkhlr5s&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[ericblack4boss]

I'd be happy just slew dig a hole at the place I grew up drag me in and back fill

[Betty Swallicks]

56 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

I'd be happy just slew dig a hole at the place I grew up drag me in and back fill

[Joe pike]

Who cares.

You are dead.