Baked tattie 🥔 …..

[chief_wiggum]

…….part of a BBQ ? Wife thinks pre cooking a tattie in the microwave chucking it in the bbq to finish off then  have with tuna Mayo is classed as bbq food (she’s a gype) 🤷🏻‍♂️

Christ this sounds like a jumboJET thread 🤔😄

[BrianFaePerth]

Mods delete this shit

[chief_wiggum]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Mods delete this shit

Delete your account more like 😁

[zeroisgod76]

Just now, chief_wiggum said:

…….part of a BBQ ? Wife thinks pre cooking a tattie in the microwave chucking it in the bbq to finish off then  have with tuna Mayo is classed as bbq food (she’s a gype) 🤷🏻‍♂️

Christ this sounds like a jumboJET thread 🤔😄

Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare.

[sigh]

New tatties, metal skewer through them (to heat the insides) then placed over the bbq coals are acceptable

Microwaved spuds are a no.

[manboobs109]

Hasselback potatoes are class on the bbq

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare.

I'd love to chuck a tattie (non cooked) right off your face from a close distance.

[Howard Marks]

Carb overload if you're already having buns and shit with your meat.

Some people don't mind a sausage in between the crevice of their baked potato though. Fair play.

[Poodler]

53 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare.

Has tickled me. 
 

Were you normal before this incident? 

[Don Fonte]

29 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Pervert 

Yes.

[Bluto10]

52 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Carb overload if you're already having buns and shit with your meat.

 

aye ok Gillian 

[Bluto10]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’ve got that beat 

My mate caught a trout and ripped its head off whilst attempting to take out the hook, my neighbour was coming down the road in his motor, so I grabbed it and frisbeed it towards the passing Capri (fae a good 50 yards) and it flew through the couple inch gap in his window and smacked him in the face 

One of those classic moments you never forget 

we never forget either as you’ve told that story 10+ times

[sigh]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’ve got that beat 

My mate caught a trout and ripped its head off whilst attempting to take out the hook, my neighbour was coming down the road in his motor, so I grabbed it and frisbeed it towards the passing Capri (fae a good 50 yards) and it flew through the couple inch gap in his window and smacked him in the face 

One of those classic moments you never forget 

So, you mate came home after a redezvous with a local lady off ill repute, was stinking of fish and concocted this story to placate his wife - and paid you guys to be complicit in this fishy tale (or was it no a head)

[zeroisgod76]

59 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I'd love to chuck a tattie (non cooked) right off your face from a close distance.

Love to see you try 🖕

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare.

Sorry about that. 

[zeroisgod76]

31 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Has tickled me. 
 

Were you normal before this incident? 

Define normal? 

[zeroisgod76]

16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’ve got that beat 

My mate caught a trout and ripped its head off whilst attempting to take out the hook, my neighbour was coming down the road in his motor, so I grabbed it and frisbeed it towards the passing Capri (fae a good 50 yards) and it flew through the couple inch gap in his window and smacked him in the face 

One of those classic moments you never forget 

Impressive... i can't comment on the distance the tattie was thrown from or whether the thrower was moving at the time as i was chilling on the sofa watching Noels House Party. First i knew of it was a bang as it hit the wall and then the feeling of hot beans hitting the back of my head.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Love to see you try 🖕

You wouldn't be seeing much as it smashed into the bridge of your nose.

[Fridge]

I reckon I could launch a baked tattie over my house.

Might test this theory later.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Fridge said:

I reckon I could launch a baked tattie over my house.

Might test this theory later.

Must be a small house.

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Must be a small house.

Fridge has the biggest house in the street.

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Must be a small house.

3 floors I’m afraid. Will be a cracking one to explain though. 

Why exactly are you baking a tattie just to see if you can through it over the house.

There is no need to worry about this, get back to watching shite on tv.

[zeroisgod76]

12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You wouldn't be seeing much as it smashed into the bridge of your nose.

I'd head the fucker back in your direction.

[manboobs109]

10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Some baked potatoes would break up with the velocity of the throw

Worst thing in the world, an overdone Baked potato

Worse than getting cancer 

Overdone Salmon is worse.

[YorkDon]

6 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

I'd head the fucker back in your direction.

Chip him

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Good for the Netherlands 

And Nightrider

[King Street Loon]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Hasselback potatoes are class on the bbq

Good in Baywatch

[maryhilldon]

7 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Carb overload if you're already having buns and shit with your meat.

Shit is full of carbs? Didn't know that.

[Ke1t]

8 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

…….part of a BBQ ? Wife thinks pre cooking a tattie in the microwave chucking it in the bbq to finish off then  have with tuna Mayo is classed as bbq food (she’s a gype) 🤷🏻‍♂️

Christ this sounds like a jumboJET thread 🤔😄

Oil, salt, pepper, wrap in foil and stick on the over-rack in the grill.  If it's not soft to the fork by eating time, sure, pop that fucker in the micro to finish it off. 

 

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Ke1t said:

Oil, salt, pepper, wrap in foil and stick on the over-rack in the grill.  If it's not soft to the fork by eating time, sure, pop that fucker in the micro to finish it off. 

 

You shouldn't put foil in the micro.