chief_wiggum Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 …….part of a BBQ ? Wife thinks pre cooking a tattie in the microwave chucking it in the bbq to finish off then have with tuna Mayo is classed as bbq food (she’s a gype) 🤷🏻♂️ Christ this sounds like a jumboJET thread 🤔😄 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Mods delete this shit 1 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted August 25, 2023 Author Share Posted August 25, 2023 1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said: Mods delete this shit Delete your account more like 😁 1 Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Just now, chief_wiggum said: …….part of a BBQ ? Wife thinks pre cooking a tattie in the microwave chucking it in the bbq to finish off then have with tuna Mayo is classed as bbq food (she’s a gype) 🤷🏻♂️ Christ this sounds like a jumboJET thread 🤔😄 Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare. 2 Link to comment
sigh Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 New tatties, metal skewer through them (to heat the insides) then placed over the bbq coals are acceptable Microwaved spuds are a no. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Hasselback potatoes are class on the bbq Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 21 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said: Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare. I'd love to chuck a tattie (non cooked) right off your face from a close distance. 9 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'd love to chuck a tattie (non cooked) right off your face from a close distance. Pervert Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Carb overload if you're already having buns and shit with your meat. Some people don't mind a sausage in between the crevice of their baked potato though. Fair play. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 53 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said: Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare. Has tickled me. Were you normal before this incident? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 29 minutes ago, alscotoz said: Pervert Yes. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 52 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: Carb overload if you're already having buns and shit with your meat. aye ok Gillian Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I’ve got that beat My mate caught a trout and ripped its head off whilst attempting to take out the hook, my neighbour was coming down the road in his motor, so I grabbed it and frisbeed it towards the passing Capri (fae a good 50 yards) and it flew through the couple inch gap in his window and smacked him in the face One of those classic moments you never forget we never forget either as you’ve told that story 10+ times 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I’ve got that beat My mate caught a trout and ripped its head off whilst attempting to take out the hook, my neighbour was coming down the road in his motor, so I grabbed it and frisbeed it towards the passing Capri (fae a good 50 yards) and it flew through the couple inch gap in his window and smacked him in the face One of those classic moments you never forget So, you mate came home after a redezvous with a local lady off ill repute, was stinking of fish and concocted this story to placate his wife - and paid you guys to be complicit in this fishy tale (or was it no a head) Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 59 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'd love to chuck a tattie (non cooked) right off your face from a close distance. Love to see you try 🖕 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 1 hour ago, zeroisgod76 said: Talking about chucking tatties... used to have a first floor flat down at The Green, directly across from the Tasty Tattie. Some drunk wanker managed to chuck a baked tattie with cheese and beans through my living room window that was open about 3 inches at most. Always admired how good the aim was but the cleaning up afterwards was a fucking nightmare. Sorry about that. 1 Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 31 minutes ago, Poodler said: Has tickled me. Were you normal before this incident? Define normal? Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I’ve got that beat My mate caught a trout and ripped its head off whilst attempting to take out the hook, my neighbour was coming down the road in his motor, so I grabbed it and frisbeed it towards the passing Capri (fae a good 50 yards) and it flew through the couple inch gap in his window and smacked him in the face One of those classic moments you never forget Impressive... i can't comment on the distance the tattie was thrown from or whether the thrower was moving at the time as i was chilling on the sofa watching Noels House Party. First i knew of it was a bang as it hit the wall and then the feeling of hot beans hitting the back of my head. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 1 hour ago, zeroisgod76 said: Love to see you try 🖕 You wouldn't be seeing much as it smashed into the bridge of your nose. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 I reckon I could launch a baked tattie over my house. Might test this theory later. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Just now, Fridge said: I reckon I could launch a baked tattie over my house. Might test this theory later. Must be a small house. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Must be a small house. Fridge has the biggest house in the street. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Must be a small house. 3 floors I’m afraid. Will be a cracking one to explain though. Why exactly are you baking a tattie just to see if you can through it over the house. There is no need to worry about this, get back to watching shite on tv. Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: You wouldn't be seeing much as it smashed into the bridge of your nose. I'd head the fucker back in your direction. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Some baked potatoes would break up with the velocity of the throw Worst thing in the world, an overdone Baked potato Worse than getting cancer Overdone Salmon is worse. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 6 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said: I'd head the fucker back in your direction. Chip him Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Good for the Netherlands And Nightrider Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Hasselback potatoes are class on the bbq Good in Baywatch Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Howard Marks said: Carb overload if you're already having buns and shit with your meat. Shit is full of carbs? Didn't know that. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 8 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: …….part of a BBQ ? Wife thinks pre cooking a tattie in the microwave chucking it in the bbq to finish off then have with tuna Mayo is classed as bbq food (she’s a gype) 🤷🏻♂️ Christ this sounds like a jumboJET thread 🤔😄 Oil, salt, pepper, wrap in foil and stick on the over-rack in the grill. If it's not soft to the fork by eating time, sure, pop that fucker in the micro to finish it off. Link to comment
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