What is your favourite soup?

[Dad]

16 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

5ft 5 is a tad small Don , don't suppose he was ever a goalie .

He's a prick 

[Edwin Starr]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Poor nutrition growing up Eddie and he smoked from 8 years old.  It's what happens growing up in Alness.

I think he might be a homosexual as well.  Must have had a hard life.  Poor lad.

Forgot where Alness is had look it up to remember. 

 

 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Forgot where Alness is had look it up to remember. 

 

 

It was a sleepy town then lots of weegies moved up to work in Invergordon.

The industry died and Alness was left with the horrible descendants.  It has a terrible drug problem and is not a nice place Eduardo.  I would not recommend visiting.

[Edwin Starr]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

It was a sleepy town then lots of weegies moved up to work in Invergordon.

The industry died and Alness was left with the horrible descendants.  It has a terrible drug problem and is not a nice place Eduardo.  I would not recommend visiting.

Been to Inverness that's a stunning place .

 

Had a look the now Don doesn't seem to bad a town.

 

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g186551-Activities-Alness_Ross_and_Cromarty_Scottish_Highlands_Scotland.html

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Been to Inverness that's a stunning place .

indeed. Scotland equivalent of Brighton, they say. 🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Been to Inverness that's a stunning place .

 

Had a look the now Don doesn't seem to bad a town.

 

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g186551-Activities-Alness_Ross_and_Cromarty_Scottish_Highlands_Scotland.html

The centre is well kept.  The outlying housing estates need avoided. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

indeed. Scotland equivalent of Brighton, they say. 🌈🏳️‍🌈

Ah...fatso has awoken from his slumber and had a sip of beer.

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

The centre is well kept.  The outlying housing estates need avoided. 

That's not good Don I've never been and it now looks like I won't be going .

 

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Ah...fatso has awoken from his slumber and had a sip of beer.

a lot of sips actually 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

a lot of sips actually 

Sips. Lol.

Bent.

[Bluto10]

haha good1 champ

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

haha good1 champ

Thanks for the support chief.

[cheesepipes]

I met a strange man from Alness recently.

A total minker wearing a Crusader hoodie. Think he's got around 12 kids and his wife's up the duff. Says it's God's will and he will continue to keep having children until god's decides otherwise.

I'm presuming our tax dollars are paying for it all.

Davie Stewart was his name, an absolute mouthpiece.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

I met a strange man from Alness recently.

A total minker wearing a Crusader hoodie. Think he's got around 12 kids and his wife's up the duff. Says it's God's will and he will continue to keep having children until god's decides otherwise.

I'm presuming our tax dollars are paying for it all.

Davie Stewart was his name, an absolute mouthpiece.

A lot of Stewarts up that way.  All inbred.  Some of his kids will also be his grandkids.

[cheesepipes]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

A lot of Stewarts up that way.  All inbred.  Some of his kids will also be his grandkids.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Within 5 minutes of him bothering me he was telling me about one of his kids being born without an anus.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Within 5 minutes of him bothering me he was telling me about one of his kids being born without an anus.

Hahaha fuck sake.  Maybe for the best for the kid to be honest.

[For Fecks Sake]

^ Soup chat is off the scale 😄

[Reed or deed]

24 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Within 5 minutes of him bothering me he was telling me about one of his kids being born without an anus.

What a bummer

[Roberto]

I just had lentil soup, with tiger bread dooks. 

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Giving the stitches in your arsehole time to heal?

What you doing up in the middle of the night Brian?

[Roberto]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Having my annual bath. 

Cool but why is Brian up in the middle of the night?

[maryhilldon]

10 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

5ft 5 is a tad small Don , don't suppose he was ever a goalie .

Fuck you Buc. Arsehole.

[maryhilldon]

9 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A lot of Stewarts up that way.  All inbred.

Aye, the Stewarts were the big tink family when i was growing up in the 80s. Cockeyed mother fuckers. A few of them could fight like fuck mind you. Could barely make out a word they said, even though they grew up and went to school in the same town. 

[Don Fonte]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Aye, the Stewarts were the big tink family when i was growing up in the 80s. Cockeyed mother fuckers. A few of them could fight like fuck mind you. Could barely make out a word they said, even though they grew up and went to school in the same town. 

Plenty of them in Inverness, must breed like fuck.

If you have a look at the sheriff court rolls it is almost guaranteed more than one of them will be up every single day.

[cheesepipes]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/benefit-dad-who-7-tots-18581966

 

Well well well........here's a decade old article when he was only at 7 so there's a good chance that's doubled by now.

Low and behold, demanding a mansion off of the council.

His wife's fannys been blasted more times than a Gaza housing estate.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/benefit-dad-who-7-tots-18581966

 

Well well well........here's a decade old article when he was only at 7 so there's a good chance that's doubled by now.

Low and behold, demanding a mansion off of the council.

His wife's fannys been blasted more times than a Gaza housing estate.

I particularly liked "we can't work because we've got too many prams to push to school so wouldn't get to work on time" and them complaining about being crammed into 2 bedrooms when "they use their third bedroom to store furniture".

As for the wife.  It's a rare no from me.

[Edwin Starr]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Fuck you Buc. Arsehole.

Didn't mean any I'll MHD.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Didn't mean any I'll MHD.

He gets very angry when he's had a drink Eddie.  He should maybe refrain from alcohol, for his own mental health if anything.

[cheesepipes]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

He’s a brave wee cunt after a few sherbets. Tell him to go fuck himself, Buc. 👍

What was your reasoning for having to include "Buc" into almost every interaction.

His name is clearly Edwin Starr.

The fact I've raised it will most likely mean you continue doing it forever.....but it's very gay.

[Dad]

Alcohol affects short people far more than those who are normal.