Relationships!

[Snelders Snottters 89]

Aren't they a cunt of a thing ! wimen get pissed of at the slightest stupidest thing! Thier all fucking murder. Oh to be rich!  have sex all time we hot bitches without the strings & supposed commitment.

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Aren't they a cunt of a thing ! wimen get pissed of at the slightest stupidest thing! Thier all fucking murder. Oh to be rich!  have sex all time we hot bitches without the strings & supposed commitment.

Women are practically worthless except for reproductive purposes. 

If they weren't essential to the continuation of the species I'd rank them as less useful than monkeys or wanking. 

[Betty Swallicks]

5 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Aren't they a cunt of a thing ! wimen get pissed of at the slightest stupidest thing! Thier all fucking murder. Oh to be rich!  have sex all time we hot bitches without the strings & supposed commitment.

FFS! 

[milne_afc]

7 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Aren't they a cunt of a thing ! wimen get pissed of at the slightest stupidest thing! Thier all fucking murder. Oh to be rich!  have sex all time we hot bitches without the strings & supposed commitment.

Ha! Gay!

[Bebo]

[Bournemouth Gee]

Tits are great though eh??

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Aren't they a cunt of a thing ! wimen get pissed of at the slightest stupidest thing! Thier all fucking murder. Oh to be rich!  have sex all time we hot bitches without the strings & supposed commitment.

Since you're so pissed off with her any chance of your birds number?

[Snelders Snottters 89]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Women are practically worthless except for reproductive purposes. 

If they weren't essential to the continuation of the species I'd rank them as less useful than monkeys or wanking. 

Thier nae real! Told her at 6 I'd be back from pub at 8 but came back at 7 still nae good enough just coz I missed dinner by 20 mins.

Every fucking woman I've ever known or been with are all the same. They give you zero room or space.

Work more hours than her' she goes to her pals twice a week for drinks fir 3 tae 4 hours yet I'm nae to drink we a pal at weekends unless she's fucking thier ! smothering cunts are wimen.

 

[Snelders Snottters 89]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Since you're so pissed off with her any chance of your birds number?

Maybes I'm.that pissed off we her 

[styrofoamplates]

2 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Thier nae real! Told her at 6 I'd be back from pub at 8 but came back at 7 still nae good enough just coz I missed dinner by 20 mins.

Every fucking woman I've ever known or been with are all the same. They give you zero room or space.

Work more hours than her' she goes to her pals twice a week for drinks fir 3 tae 4 hours yet I'm nae to drink we a pal at weekends unless she's fucking thier ! smothering cunts are wimen.

 

She’s not going to her pals mate

[1903Fitba]

19 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Aren't they a cunt of a thing ! wimen get pissed of at the slightest stupidest thing! Thier all fucking murder. Oh to be rich!  have sex all time we hot bitches without the strings & supposed commitment.

What’s his name? Brooooooo

[Hoofball]

3 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

She’s not going to her pals mate

 
Can’t blame her for shagging about, he seems a right moaning cunt

[Ke1t]

8 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Thier nae real! Told her at 6 I'd be back from pub at 8 but came back at 7 still nae good enough just coz I missed dinner by 20 mins.

Every fucking woman I've ever known or been with are all the same. They give you zero room or space.

Work more hours than her' she goes to her pals twice a week for drinks fir 3 tae 4 hours yet I'm nae to drink we a pal at weekends unless she's fucking thier ! smothering cunts are wimen.

 

Ask one to put up a shelf and see where that gets you. 

[Bournemouth Gee]

Shag the fat bint upstairs. Things can't carry on like this

[Redforever86]

Sean Connery has some advice for you. 

[Betty Swallicks]

27 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Thier nae real! Told her at 6 I'd be back from pub at 8 but came back at 7 still nae good enough just coz I missed dinner by 20 mins.

Every fucking woman I've ever known or been with are all the same. They give you zero room or space.

Work more hours than her' she goes to her pals twice a week for drinks fir 3 tae 4 hours yet I'm nae to drink we a pal at weekends unless she's fucking thier ! smothering cunts are wimen.

 

In her defence she can drink for 3/4hrs whilst you....

[dave_min]

26 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

 
Can’t blame her for shagging about, he seems a right moaning cunt

She’s a decent moaner too, allegedly.

[Snelders Snottters 89]

1 hour ago, Hoofball said:

 
Can’t blame her for shagging about, he seems a right moaning cunt

Haha she hasn't even been close to doing that. My gripe is her moaning and worrying when I'm out thinking I'm chatting up bitches' which I do sometimes..  Anyway she's apologised' given me a blow job and ordered a takeaway so all good.

[Arabian Knight]

23 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

 

ya cunt eh quit fanny coupla yr ago..cidna b ersd wi it ony mare..eh wis jist seein weemin is a pile o meat n flaws..eh cidna b ersd wi thim..fannys fanny..ye hit it then quit it

[BrianFaePerth]

19 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

 

ya cunt eh quit fanny coupla yr ago..cidna b ersd wi it ony mare..eh wis jist seein weemin is a pile o meat n flaws..eh cidna b ersd wi thim..fannys fanny..ye hit it then quit it

You’ve never even done it with a lady.

[JumboJET]

2 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Thier nae real! Told her at 6 I'd be back from pub at 8 but came back at 7 still nae good enough just coz I missed dinner by 20 mins.

Every fucking woman I've ever known or been with are all the same. They give you zero room or space.

Work more hours than her' she goes to her pals twice a week for drinks fir 3 tae 4 hours yet I'm nae to drink we a pal at weekends unless she's fucking thier ! smothering cunts are wimen.

 

Bin her, big man.

[Arabian Knight]

34 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You’ve never even done it with a lady.

sleeples nicht? dry mooth..munchin oan yer sleepin wifes fanny..sunscorchd flaps liket an auld weathrbeatn leathr abo pooch

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Haha she hasn't even been close to doing that. My gripe is her moaning and worrying when I'm out thinking I'm chatting up bitches' which I do sometimes..  Anyway she's apologised' given me a blow job and ordered a takeaway so all good.

If she’s done that, it sounds like you’re still holding all the aces. You just need to put your foot down a bit harder to nip the initial moaning in the bud.

Was she on her chatties by any chance? All bets are off if that’s the case, you just need to endure at that point.

[tutankamun]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She’s obviously insecure. I take it she’s a bit of a dog?

Insecure maybe but not necessarily a dog. My wife is hot as hell but that’s where the good news ends. She’s definitely on the cusp of the ‘danger zone’. I would objectively say a 9:9.

 

[Snelders Snottters 89]

3 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

If she’s done that, it sounds like you’re still holding all the aces. You just need to put your foot down a bit harder to nip the initial moaning in the bud.

Was she on her chatties by any chance? All bets are off if that’s the case, you just need to endure at that point.

Lol na' she's a good lass just possessive' and moody at times' easpesall when I'm out drinking we mates, guess all relationships can be hard.

[Poodler]

9 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Insecure maybe but not necessarily a dog. My wife is hot as hell but that’s where the good news ends. She’s definitely on the cusp of the ‘danger zone’. I would objectively say a 9:9.

 

Would be good to chart all the hatters’ WAG’s on that een.
 

Get the pics up boys so we can decide 

[Snelders Snottters 89]

43 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She’s obviously insecure. I take it she’s a bit of a dog?

 Not even close, she's pretty woudnt have got together we her is she wasn't min.

[BrianFaePerth]

41 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

sleeples nicht? dry mooth..munchin oan yer sleepin wifes fanny..sunscorchd flaps liket an auld weathrbeatn leathr abo pooch

Sun is up, and always it’s a beautiful day.

 

Hows your single bed with the golf club under it in the causeway?

[Snelders Snottters 89]

1 hour ago, JumboJET said:

Bin her, big man.

That woud be to hasty min.. 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

 Not even close, she's pretty woudnt have got together we her is she wasn't min.

If the pic of you going round WhatsApp is real, she must have serious self-esteem issues