Relationships!

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

 Not even close, she's pretty woudnt have got together we her is she wasn't min.

If the pic of you going round WhatsApp is real, she must have serious self-esteem issues

[tutankamun]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Has she been vaccinated? The fat pig.

For Covid? Obviously not. It doesn’t exist as you know.

And she’s not fat. Skinny with big tits, the holy grail 

[tutankamun]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

If the pic of you going round WhatsApp is real, she must have serious self-esteem issues

“serious self-esteem issues” is a good thing. It’s how is ordinary blokes score hot birds. Don’t knock it. 

[Roberto]

Snelders Snotters giving off scarface vibes.

Blast from the past.

[Dad]

Was he a prick as well?

[Reed or deed]

10 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Thier nae real! Told her at 6 I'd be back from pub at 8 but came back at 7 still nae good enough just coz I missed dinner by 20 mins.

Every fucking woman I've ever known or been with are all the same. They give you zero room or space.

Work more hours than her' she goes to her pals twice a week for drinks fir 3 tae 4 hours yet I'm nae to drink we a pal at weekends unless she's fucking thier ! smothering cunts are wimen.

 

Ha ha you sound like a right fucking mug being controlled by a woman.

It’s dominate or be dominated. 😂

[dave_min]

24 minutes ago, Dad said:

Was he a prick as well?

Online or irl?

[Dad]

25 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Online or irl?

Both if known

[dave_min]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

Both if known

One good, one bad. You decide.

[Roberto]

Just now, dave_min said:

One good, one bad. You decide.

You knew scarface?

Revelation.

He created an online character and it was potentially the best character that's ever been played on afc chat.

[dave_min]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

You knew scarface?

Revelation.

He created an online character and it was potentially the best character that's ever been played on afc chat.

Aye. If he’s who I think he is.

Sound lad, online menace.

[Roberto]

9 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Aye. If he’s who I think he is.

Sound lad, online menace.

Would I know him?

Aye his online persona was actually class, funny as fuck and will never be replicated.

[dave_min]

25 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Would I know him?

Aye his online persona was actually class, funny as fuck and will never be replicated.

I recon so, but I might have the wrong guy.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Aren't they a cunt of a thing ! wimen get pissed of at the slightest stupidest thing! Thier all fucking murder. Oh to be rich!  have sex all time we hot bitches without the strings & supposed commitment.

As long as she's nae using words like "clingy" to describe you, it sounds as though you are in a solid, loving but feisty relationship. 👍

You have to watch out for quines that aren't feisty as they're the ones that are usually playing away from home min, whilst acting all nicey-nicey and pretentious when you're in their company. 

[cheesepipes]

Folk saying "I've just married my best friend".

They've been put up too that by a controlling psychopath or just don't have any friends.

 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, alscotoz said:

Let me guess. You had a bird who was nicey nicey?

I had a chicken fillet clarted in mayonnaise that was nice, once upon a time. Does that count?

[Don Fonte]

18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I had a chicken fillet clarted in mayonnaise that was nice, once upon a time. Does that count?

Kinky stuff MAD.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Kinky stuff MAD.

It was a lovely experience with no backchat either, DF.

[CCB III]

I think women are great. 
 

They have a certain mysticism that blokes lack. 

You can figure out a man within about 10 minutes of meeting them. 
 

A woman reveals new parts of herself to you eternally. 
 

Some of you need to be loved ❤️

[cheesepipes]

6 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I think women are great. 
 

They have a certain mysticism that blokes lack. 

You can figure out a man within about 10 minutes of meeting them. 
 

A woman reveals new parts of herself to you eternally. 
 

Some of you need to be loved ❤️

Come on.

Don't turn on us after 1 date.

[perthshirered]

15 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Haha she hasn't even been close to doing that. My gripe is her moaning and worrying when I'm out thinking I'm chatting up bitches' which I do sometimes..  Anyway she's apologised' given me a blow job and ordered a takeaway so all good.

What happened to the tea she made ye? Seeing as she ordered a carry oot later the same night. 

[manboobs109]

24 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I think women are great. 
 

They have a certain mysticism that blokes lack. 

You can figure out a man within about 10 minutes of meeting them. 
 

A woman reveals new parts of herself to you eternally. 
 

Some of you need to be loved ❤️

Lovely words Consi. I enjoy the company of women, I think it's just a thing that we feel the need to moan about them to fit in with other men. 

In saying all that I'd advise against marriage. 

[Poodler]

16 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Lovely words Consi. I enjoy the company of women, I think it's just a thing that we feel the need to moan about them to fit in with other men. 

In saying all that I'd advise against marriage. 

No man WANTS to get married. Same as no man WANTS kids. Strange perversions 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Are you quite handy with your fists,MAD? 

Only use my fists or my head on a wall or a door, never with a human, Hanz min. 

[Don Fonte]

30 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Lovely words Consi. I enjoy the company of women, I think it's just a thing that we feel the need to moan about them to fit in with other men. 

In saying all that I'd advise against marriage. 

Women are lovely things.

No greater feeling then entering a new conquests tight quim.

Just a lovely experience.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s quite interesting. Think you said before you had a short fuse. 

It's really short I'm afraid. Never used to be but it has developed over time.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bit of mindfulness or meditation is your friend, Madford. 

I've tried each of them strategies as well as CBT, counselling, etc. but, whilst they may help for about an hour, I always return back to square one.

A combo of good music and talking to someone who engages in two-way, non-judgmental communication are the best therapies there are.

[manboobs109]

27 minutes ago, Poodler said:

No man WANTS to get married. Same as no man WANTS kids. Strange perversions 

I wanted kids, wasn't that fussed about marriage if I'm honest. 

Can honestly say there hasn't been a downside to having my boy. 

[Dad]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I wanted kids, wasn't that fussed about marriage if I'm honest. 

Can honestly say there hasn't been a downside to having my boy. 

He did say 'man' tbf son

[manboobs109]

First time I've ever dildo'd you dad. 

A sad day.