North Sea Tigers.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Have you ever heard the champagne corks popping when you’ve left or do they wait until you’re a good bit away?

Nope just the smell of fried chicken and half eaten water melons in the bin when eh get back 

[cheesepipes]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s absolutely no way to bring up young children. Definitely a single man’s game.

Bollocks 

[Studebaker-90]

3 hours ago, RAZOR said:

The wanking, treadmill and reading normally gets me though. (Not all at the same time)

Sounds challenging and unnecessary 

[cheesepipes]

32 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Sounds challenging and unnecessary 

But equally intriguing.

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Christ, what on earth did they think of Brizo?

I'd hazard a guess they thought he was an absolute prick.

[dervish]

19 hours ago, redstrummer said:

Know a guy who lobbed his kit bag over the side because he wasn't getting on the chopper due to the weight 

Yep about right.

Places worked people near suffocated in a hole then straight back in when the other guys is getting airlifted.

Happy medium isn't the thing for these, same as I'm sure many of you.

[Oregon Red]

46 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I took the piss out of all the hun cunts supporting the huns vs Fiorentina on the Cormorant Alpha 

There was almost a fight 

Fell out many times with old cunts walking into the tv room and changing the channel without asking 

“but we always watch Homes under the Hammer (or some such)” they would profess

Sounds like prison!

[dazzy_deff]

46 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I took the piss out of all the hun cunts supporting the huns vs Fiorentina on the Cormorant Alpha 

There was almost a fight 

Fell out many times with old cunts walking into the tv room and changing the channel without asking 

“but we always watch Homes under the Hammer (or some such)” they would profess

"That's my seat you're sitting in"

"Funny, don't see your name on it"

[Howard Marks]

20 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

"That's my seat you're sitting in"

"Funny, don't see your name on it"

Human behaviour 101 eh.

I hope you launched them overboard, Royal Rumble style.

 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Howard Marks said:

Human behaviour 101 eh.

I hope you launched them overboard, Royal Rumble style.

 

Sitting at the management table in the galley is a good one too, especially when you're a visitor. The looks of disdain from a frustrated maintenance team lead is priceless.

[BrianFaePerth]

Work tales LOL

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Work tales LOL

Preferred The Raccoons

[dave_min]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Preferred The Raccoons

Is there a vegan alternative?

[dervish]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Camp bosses can be jobsworth cunts 

Was working a long shift (24hr cover) and went into the galley late for breakfast. Still food out but clearing up 

“sorry, closed” 

explained that I’d been up all night outside working 

“no, rules are rules” 

so I told him to eff off, grabbed a sausage and proceeded to eat it in an exaggerated, piss taking fashion (try and stop me mmmmm) 

the cunt reported me to the OIM 😄

The trainee and WSS got a good laugh, anyway 

You winna see factual scenes like that depicted in your Deepwater Horizon movies or BBC’s Roughnecks! 

Rules save lifes.

[Howard Marks]

8 minutes ago, dervish said:

Rules save lifes.

Loose lips sink ships.

[dervish]

Safety is as simple as Always Be Careful.

ABC. Know it, might save you some day.

Or the choppa might go down with you on it. Either or.

[shut up meg]

11 hours ago, Oregon Red said:

Sounds like prison!

and @Bad_Mobbyis Grouty.

[King Street Loon]

On 11/25/2023 at 12:06 AM, cheesepipes said:

There's a smattering of ladies now so gang rape is picking up.

Correct permit required of course.

Risk Assessment first, make sure you've completed the COSHH then hot work and Confined Space permits taken out.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Work tales LOL

Woo hoo

[dazzy_deff]

3 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

Risk Assessment first, make sure you've completed the COSHH then hot work and Confined Space permits taken out.

Don't forget the toolbox talk 

[dazzy_deff]

Fth 

[dervish]

On 11/26/2023 at 10:58 PM, dazzy_deff said:

Don't forget the toolbox talk 

There was a routine risk assessment (2xmonthly roughly) that had "the first one to read this gets a free Mars bar" was used for like a year and half until someone claimed it.   

[Zeus]