What name would you hate to be called?

[Redforever86]

Simon. 

[Parklife]

Roy. 

[milne_afc]

William or Elizabeth

[maryhilldon]

Quiet day on the Hat eh?

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Quiet day on the Hat eh?

Incredibly, it's still not the worst thread of the past 24 hours. 

[JumboJET]

McKenzie

Zach

Chad

Any anglicised name - Shaun, for example.

 

[Ramandu]

Any name that's a shortened form of a real name.

[don corleone]

Keith, awful name.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Ally or Mark.

[King Street Loon]

Tarquin

 

[Bluto10]

40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Leroy

Bubba

[Howard Marks]

Jackson - son of Jack? But your dad isn't called Jack.

Jaxon - ned version of the above. Probably trying to be cool or different.

Jakson - holy shit.

[dave_min]

Dave

[Howard Marks]

Just now, dave_min said:

Dave

What's that short for? 

[Hoofball]

Nigel

[dave_min]

3 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

What's that short for? 

My Mum smoked while pregnant.

[Roberto]

Darren Callum Scott or Lewis...

And Trevor.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Barry. 

Only thick cunts are called Barry 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

1 hour ago, Howard Marks said:

What's that short for? 

Rodney 

[Edwin Starr]

John .

[Simply Red]

Lee

 

[Zeus]

Philippe or Brendan 

[Hoofball]

Humphrey would be a shite name

[Simply Red]

8 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Humphrey would be a shite name

Thanks pal

[Edwin Starr]

Percy.

[maryhilldon]

Cedric 

[maryhilldon]

Walter

Jeff

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Brian

[maryhilldon]

Horace 

[Parklife]

Quentin.