What name would you hate to be called?

[Bluto10]

Cuthbert

[Ke1t]

I've always been adverse to Ruprecht, Schmendrick, and Rumplestiltskin. 

[G31DON]

39 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I've always been adverse to Ruprecht, Schmendrick, and Rumplestiltskin. 

Love American lawyers.

[Don Fonte]

Bluto 

[Roberto]

Rupert 

[JumboJET]

Billy

[Misers Hill]

A Bastard🐔

[redone]

Beyonce

[BrianFaePerth]

Blair

[maryhilldon]

Reg

Les

[donswin1983]

Ranger

[Poodler]

Ezra 

 

etc 

[Parklife]

Dave 

[dazzy_deff]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

Ezra 

 

etc 

Adam Rooney's loons name. 

[Bluto10]

Don / Donald / Donny etc.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Esmerelda Von Pimplechops IV

In reality any of those blatantly made up names you get nowadays.  Kai, Koa and the like - sounds like ornamental fish or something.

Or gender neutral names like Jordan.

[Roberto]

Just now, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Esmerelda Von Pimplechops IV

In reality any of those blatantly made up names you get nowadays.  Kai, Koa and the like - sounds like ornamental fish or something.

Or gender neutral names like Jordan.

Tbf does it matter their names, the church of Scotland still cover up the fact they fuck kids.

[Ten Caat]

Cyril

Edna

Well over 30 years ago I had a neighbour with the unfortunate name of Fanny Dobie

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Just now, Roberto said:

Tbf does it matter their names, the church of Scotland still cover up the fact they fuck kids.

I agree, those dastardly protestants are aye up to no good!

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I saw the best name ever on a door entry buzzer in Venice - "Valentina Ferrari".

I have always wondered about Valentina.

[Roberto]

1 minute ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I agree, those dastardly protestants are aye up to no good!

Catholic Church protestant churches Vatican Church.

All exactly the fucking same.

Corruption, paedophilia, lies.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I saw the best name ever on a door entry buzzer in Venice - "Valentina Ferrari".

I have always wondered about Valentina.

You have impure thoughts about her while you're pulling your sausage, I bet. 

 

[johnstrac]

Algernon's not great.

[Simply Red]

10 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Esmerelda Von Pimplechops IV

In reality any of those blatantly made up names you get nowadays.  Kai, Koa and the like - sounds like ornamental fish or something.

Or gender neutral names like Jordan.

With you there (for once)

Those made up “unique” names are absolutely fucking honking. 

The skeemos always come up trumps with the most creative. Mind reading one in the local paper

kay dee jay (insert surname)

Cool name, yeah my mum was a heroin addict 

[styrofoamplates]

Fernando 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Boris.

[King Street Loon]

There was a quine on Pointless yesterday called Rhapsody. 

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

There was a quine on Pointless yesterday called Rhapsody. 

African?

Nigerians like to give their berins virtuous names like Blessing/Chance/Miracle/Useless etc

 

[King Street Loon]

Just now, Simply Red said:

African?

Nigerians like to give their berins virtuous names like Blessing/Chance/Miracle/Useless etc

 

No, white British. Worth a poke.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

11 hours ago, Roberto said:

Catholic Church protestant churches Vatican Church.

All exactly the fucking same.

Corruption, paedophilia, lies.

Sadly I am in agreement with you as regards the human element of the Church, especially under this corrupt Pontificate. 

The media will say nothing, of course, until we have someone competent at the helm again.