What name would you hate to be called?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

11 hours ago, Parklife said:

You have impure thoughts about her while you're pulling your sausage, I bet. 

 

Am I so transparent? 

[G31DON]

15 hours ago, Roberto said:

Catholic Church protestant churches Vatican Church.

All exactly the fucking same.

Corruption, paedophilia, lies.

Classic album by New Order.

[Bluto10]

15 hours ago, Simply Red said:

African?

Nigerians like to give their berins virtuous names like Blessing/Chance/Miracle/Useless etc

 

sunday 🤣

[cheesepipes]

15 hours ago, Simply Red said:

African?

Nigerians like to give their berins virtuous names like Blessing/Chance/Miracle/Useless etc

 

In West Africa I've worked with a Wilson Chocolate an Al-Capone, an Ebeneezer a Batman and two Gaylord's.

Someone being called Gaylord will never not be humorous.

[BrisDon]

16 hours ago, Simply Red said:

African?

Nigerians like to give their berins virtuous names like Blessing/Chance/Miracle/Useless etc

 

When I lived in Nigeria in the early 90s, our school bus driver’s name was Happiness. Miserable cunt even though he was high on some chewing root most of the time. 
 

 

[cheesepipes]

There's a bird in Congo called Nobless.

I fucking hope so.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How’s Sunshine Matombo getting on these days?😂😜

Shacked up with a granny from Chorley

[RAZOR]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

In West Africa I've worked with a Wilson Chocolate an Al-Capone, an Ebeneezer a Batman and two Gaylord's.

Someone being called Gaylord will never not be humorous.

Meet The Parents was an easy watch.

[YorkDon]

Nigel, Darren (Daz), Gordon (Goggs) 

[DD1903]

Sandy. Most Sandy's I've met have been fuds. 
 

Douglas.

[milne_afc]

Sandy’s a great name. I’d have settled for that.

[RAZOR]

It's a bold choice from Alexander.

Endless possibilities.

Sandy > Zander

[cheesepipes]

23 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How’s Sunshine Matombo getting on these days?😂😜

Mr Matumba sadly contracted monkey Aids and died in agony several years ago.

To the painful end he still knew the Huns were a bunch of pigshits.

[Simply Red]

Zander Diamond is the only zander ive ever heard of. 

He’s a pluke faced weegie

[RAZOR]

I feel like Lex would set a strong statement for a life.

[RAZOR]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Kenneth 

 

Kenny as a youngster. 

Ken when you start working and want people to stop the South Park gags.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Sandy’s a great name. I’d have settled for that.

Aye ok Leslie

[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Zander is very NE. I’d use the variation of Xander ( if that’s a thing) or Lex ( as in Superman baddie Lex Luthor).

‘Zander Luthor’ doesn’t sound like a Superman baddie at all.Sounds like a butcher or something. 

Stolen from Norway where half the boys are called Sander

[cheesepipes]

10 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Zander Diamond is the only zander ive ever heard of. 

He’s a pluke faced weegie

There was a Zander Munro from Bridge of Don, complete prick.

I gave him a bunch of fives one time as a kid. He fully deserved it.

[cheesepipes]

9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Stolen from Norway where half the boys are called Sander

Never met or heard of a Sander in my puff.

 

[Zeus]

9 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

There was a Zander Munro from Bridge of Don, complete prick.

I gave him a bunch of fives one time as a kid. He fully deserved it.

Know him also.

His brother battered me 

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Know him also.

His brother battered me 

If it was John......I sparked him several years later at RS McColl.....a home tie for him.

 

That's for you Zeus.

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Sandy’s a great name. I’d have settled for that.

It's been severely tainted by the sandys I've met. Around 90% of them are/have been fuds 

[RAZOR]

15 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

If it was John......I sparked him several years later at RS McColl.....a home tie for him.

 

That's for you Zeus.

There was 3 of them from memory?

Sadly knew them all also. Hanging out behind the Mace wasn't for everyone ❤️

[Zeus]

20 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

There was 3 of them from memory?

Sadly knew them all also. Hanging out behind the Mace wasn't for everyone ❤️

Aye 

The Mace, what a shop. World class. 

RIP

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Never met or heard of a Sander in my puff.

 

Well that’s me telt

[Studebaker-90]

Lance 

Kenneth 

Barry

Wesley 

Any of the new modren names like Logan, Kai, Noah etc 

these names are bad… names 

[milne_afc]

Noah. From the ark? Modern?

[Poodler]

Russell sprout 

 

there’s a boy out the road called that 

[dazzy_deff]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

If it was John......I sparked him several years later at RS McColl.....a home tie for him.

 

That's for you Zeus.

He's brown bread now. Tried to steal my rockports once. Said I could wear his ripped reebok classics as a sweetener to prove he wouldn't nick them. Not on my watch you mullet headed nonce.