Teuchters corner.

[DeltaRay1903]

1 minute ago, RDS said:

Aye Tillyfourie/Corennie must have it's own climate for Garvie to chose the area to rent Kinky and set up nudist colony and the sex, drugs etc parties back in mid to late 1960s 

There are still some wild goings on at that swimming hole in the woods beside Tillyfourie. 

[RDS]

11 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

There are still some wild goings on at that swimming hole in the woods beside Tillyfourie. 

Up at the abandoned Tillyfourie quarry. Knew a local farmer and all kinds of crap dumped in there over the years so Christ knows how folk think it's safe to swim etc

[Zeus]

19 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

There are still some wild goings on at that swimming hole in the woods beside Tillyfourie. 

Haha. 

Think I ken where/what you mean 

[Poodler]

56 minutes ago, RDS said:

Up at the abandoned Tillyfourie quarry. Knew a local farmer and all kinds of crap dumped in there over the years so Christ knows how folk think it's safe to swim etc

Haha mind a few summers ago that became THE place to go? 
 

Water was loupin and there was big toldies everywhere. 
 

NE people are very strange when they all latch on to something 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, RDS said:

Garvie of Kinky Cottage fame

That's the lad min. A man who met a very grim death from the end of a barrel of a gun.

I gather, fae a very reliable source, that Garvie wasn't the only high/middle class member of the local community to engage in swinging.

Up here in Fraserburgh, it was a regular pastime of business owners and skippers to engage in a game of cards on a Friday night (after businesses closed for the weekend and skippers had moored their boats after 5 days at sea) to determine who would shag another player's partner. 

The card game would start off as a cash game in its infancy before escalating into a game with car keys and house keys being used to place bets. 

I presume the winner of the hand of cards would then get to pick another player's partner to shag and then proceed to get take that player's car keys and house keys before indulging in their star prize.🤔

[DeltaRay1903]

7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

That's the lad min. A man who met a very grim death from the end of a barrel of a gun.

I gather, fae a very reliable source, that Garvie wasn't the only high/middle class member of the local community to engage in swinging.

Up here in Fraserburgh, it was a regular pastime of business owners and skippers to engage in a game of cards on a Friday night (after businesses closed for the weekend and skippers had moored their boats after 5 days at sea) to determine who would shag another player's partner. 

The card game would start off as a cash game in its infancy before escalating into a game with car keys and house keys being used to place bets. 

I presume the winner of the hand of cards would then get to pick another player's partner to shag and then proceed to get take that player's car keys and house keys before indulging in their star prize.🤔

.... and that my friends is why your teuchters have defective genes.

Inbreeding innit. 

[Torry Tosser]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

That's the lad min. A man who met a very grim death from the end of a barrel of a gun.

I gather, fae a very reliable source, that Garvie wasn't the only high/middle class member of the local community to engage in swinging.

Up here in Fraserburgh, it was a regular pastime of business owners and skippers to engage in a game of cards on a Friday night (after businesses closed for the weekend and skippers had moored their boats after 5 days at sea) to determine who would shag another player's partner. 

The card game would start off as a cash game in its infancy before escalating into a game with car keys and house keys being used to place bets. 

I presume the winner of the hand of cards would then get to pick another player's partner to shag and then proceed to get take that player's car keys and house keys before indulging in their star prize.🤔

Apparently there used to be a lesbian night,all into each other.

Any pics...Asking for a friend.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

52 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

Apparently there used to be a lesbian night,all into each other.

Any pics...Asking for a friend.

Only those participating may have photographs of the shenanigans min.

Private collections to share with their children and grandchildren later in life.😄

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Torry Tosser said:

Apparently there used to be a lesbian night,all into each other.

Any pics...Asking for a friend.

Aye there was 2 sisters. Twins, both lesbian. Really close they were. Im just watching.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

.... and that my friends is why your teuchters have defective genes.

Inbreeding innit. 

In quiet a few parts of the NE, definitely. 

[DeltaRay1903]

13 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

In quiet a few parts of the NE, definitely. 

Indeed. The gene pool is shallower than a punctured paddling pool min. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

The name ascribed to the act if, hypothetically, the small town of Turriff was to be wiped out by a hydrogen homb........(9 letter word)🤔😄

[RDS]

4 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The name ascribed to the act if, hypothetically, the small town of Turriff was to be wiped out by a hydrogen homb........(9 letter word)🤔😄

"Turraless"

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

There was the bus photo and now this, not exactly David Bailey min. 🤣

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 minutes ago, RDS said:

"Turraless"

Well done. Have an 18 points min.👍😄

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

There was the bus photo and now this, not exactly David Bailey min. 🤣

I'm more Lumiere than Bailey min. Still developing.

[Redforever86]

5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The name ascribed to the act if, hypothetically, the small town of Turriff was to be wiped out by a hydrogen homb........(9 letter word)🤔😄

Meant to be on the dole and you’ve a fancy skybox yir at it mannie

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

53 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Meant to be on the dole and you’ve a fancy skybox yir at it mannie

Dinna start min.😄

It's an old Sky box onywye (bought second hand) but it still does the business.👍

[madjockmcferson]

On 3/30/2024 at 8:09 AM, Zeus said:

Outwith city boundaries= teuchter 

Apparently it’s a border Scot’s word used to disparage anyone outside the central belt. Esp Highlander’s. 
I’d contend these days the coastline from peeheed / broch to buckie/portessie is fisher, but only really people in the villages would say they are fisher. Outside the villages etc it’s fermers / teuchters.

that said, I’ve been away 15 year so maybe I’m full o keich 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

28 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said:

Apparently it’s a border Scot’s word used to disparage anyone outside the central belt. Esp Highlander’s. 
I’d contend these days the coastline from peeheed / broch to buckie/portessie is fisher, but only really people in the villages would say they are fisher. Outside the villages etc it’s fermers / teuchters.

that said, I’ve been away 15 year so maybe I’m full o keich 

No, nae at all min.

The NE village of Fetterangus has an odd nickname of "Fishy", although it is located a good bit from the coast and is deep in farming country. 

I am led to believe small yawls back in the days of yore used to sail up a tributary of the River Ugie and land their dead fish there for filleting.

I'm a bit sceptical of that ye olde yarn though.🤔

[JumboJET]

On 4/1/2024 at 7:17 AM, DeltaRay1903 said:

We invented using the word chipper instead of chippy. You country bumpkins copied us. 

For the avoidance of any doubt, teuchter or not, the correct word is chippy.

[Red Clive 1995]

On 4/3/2024 at 1:10 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No, nae at all min.

The NE village of Fetterangus has an odd nickname of "Fishy", although it is located a good bit from the coast and is deep in farming country. 

I am led to believe small yawls back in the days of yore used to sail up a tributary of the River Ugie and land their dead fish there for filleting.

I'm a bit sceptical of that ye olde yarn though.🤔

You been to fishy bar? She’s a tae tapper.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

You been to fishy bar? She’s a tae tapper.

Never had the pleasure of going to the Gaval Hall min. It closed down over 20 odd years ago.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

2 hours ago, JumboJET said:

For the avoidance of any doubt, teuchter or not, the correct word is chippy.

Aye, if you’re a fucking gype.

 

It’s chipper. Chippy is an English Joiner.

[JumboJET]

18 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

It’s chipper. Chippy is an English Joiner.

Yeah, if you're a braindead mongo Scotch cringe merchant.

A chipper is something you throw wood into.

[chief_wiggum]

2 hours ago, JumboJET said:

For the avoidance of any doubt, teuchter or not, the correct word is chippy.

Wrong!

It's a chipper.......I'm going for a chipper supper.......... Chippy is just 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

8 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

Yeah, if you're a braindead mongo Scotch cringe merchant.

A chipper is something you throw wood into.

This is Teuchters corner, not fucking English Bufty Garden centre.

 

Fuck off Titchmarsh.

[Betty Swallicks]

Chippy, Todders, Tynie, footy.

Cowk!

 

 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Never had the pleasure of going to the Gaval Hall min. It closed down over 20 odd years ago.

There’s definitely still a bar in fishy - was in it about fower year ago when pumping a young thing from there 

 

tiny little thing 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There’s definitely still a bar in fishy - was in it about fower year ago when pumping a young thing from there 

 

tiny little thing 

There was a tidy quine fae Fishy that was in my college class (2017-18). She would be about 24 years old noo min. Maybe her?

Never realised the bar is still open in Fetterangus. A lovely peaceful settlement.