Grampian Chippers

[JakieBastard]

1 hour ago, ericblack4boss said:

And then there is " dump district"

Kennethmont.  Partly, Rhynie, Lumsden, Clatt, Forgue, Kinnor,   within a 15 mile radius of Huntly the capital of Dump District

It doesn't get more teuchter than that area

[JumboJET]

I've been reliably informed that Donside chippys are vastly superior to their Deeside equivalents. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Een o’ the Don is wurth twa o’ the Dee, aye aye aye[sharp intake of breath]

[daytripping]

8 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Aye cunt, my daughter  is gluten and dairy intolerant shithouse

Bad stock. Too much inbreeding.

[daytripping]

Still  waiting for a fence quote @ericblack4boss

I've asked you so many times, lesser man would think you're ignoring me. 

[daytripping]

8 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Aye cunt, my daughter  is gluten and dairy intolerant shithouse

[Poodler]

12 hours ago, JumboJET said:

I used to enjoy a fish & chips (none of this chipper supper nonsense) from the Mike's chippy that was under The Broadhill.

The Bluebird on Urquhart Rd was decent, too.

Last time I was in the Bluebird it was bloody ace.

good thinkin, often overlooked these days 

[The Boofon]

8 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

And then there is " dump district"

Kennethmont.  Partly, Rhynie, Lumsden, Clatt, Forgue, Kinnor,   within a 15 mile radius of Huntly the capital of Dump District

Fuck all wrong with Forgue.

[ericblack4boss]

7 hours ago, JumboJET said:

I've been reliably informed that Donside chippys are vastly superior to their Deeside equivalents. 

Donside ones work two deeside ones

[ericblack4boss]

3 hours ago, daytripping said:

Still  waiting for a fence quote @ericblack4boss

I've asked you so many times, lesser man would think you're ignoring me. 

Aye and with what you spout off here you will continue  to wait

[ericblack4boss]

59 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Fuck all wrong with Forgue.

Why the bognie has got worse of late

[Redmist1903]

The Kintore chipper used to be really good, haven't been for a while so might have changed owners or something by now. High Street chipper in Inverurie pretty good, Garioch fish bar not so. Ashvale pretty average.

[Turra red]

Cow shed in banchory is pretty good but ashvale is shite!

[dazzy_deff]

Bluebird is the goat of chippers.

Followed closely by sea salt and sole BoD and Mike's. 

Rays in tilly also gets a shout out.

[For Fecks Sake]

17 hours ago, The Boofon said:

There any chippy's near todders worthy of note?

Enjoy a chippy before going to toddlers to watch the footy do you?

[For Fecks Sake]

17 hours ago, JumboJET said:

I see that, according to Google, the Portlethen Ashvale has closed. 

That's a shame as it was one of the GOATs.

It's ALWAYS been shite.

[milne_afc]

How often are you people eating this muck?

[Zeus]

Had 1 chipper this year (in Lossie, was nae bad)

[Redmist1903]

19 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

The Garioch fish bar has been finalist in best fish and chip shop  last year . Fuck knows how

I read it was in the top 3. Had a wee chuckle to myself it's barely in the top 3 in Inverurie.

[ericblack4boss]

13 hours ago, JakieBastard said:

It doesn't get more teuchter than that area

Aye it does

Cushnie, Strathdon, Kildrummy, Glenkindie

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 hours ago, JakieBastard said:

It doesn't get more teuchter than that area

Fyvie is the epicentre of teuchter land and incestuousness, going by how that cunt of a grandfather of mine spoke and behaved. 

[Hoofball]

On 5/3/2024 at 9:04 AM, dave_min said:

Far’s decent for a Haddock supper?

Had a very disappointing one last night.

What establishment did the disappointing Haddock supper come from, they need outed for being shite

[Simply Red]

4 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fyvie is the epicentre of teuchter land and incestuousness, going by how that cunt of a grandfather of mine spoke and behaved. 

Yir granda pumping his relatives? Sexy talk with his ma? 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Simply Red said:

Yir granda pumping his relatives? Sexy talk with his ma? 

I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised considering he shagged my grandmother's sister to provide her with two bairns 

Both were pregnant (grandmother and her sister by him) on my grandparents' wedding day 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised considering he shagged my grandmother's sister to provide her with two bairns 

Both were pregnant (grandmother and her sister by him) on my grandparents' wedding day 

Grunnies sister takes 50% of that blame tho eh. Fucking hell min thats a corker. Sounds like a fair cheil 

So yir granda just carried on pumping yir grunnie and her sister for a long time aye? Even when abdy kint, he just thought ach fuck it and kept on plugging the sister? The sister must be of very low morals do to that to her sister? Us bloody blokes tho, what we like😆

I can see how the fathering of several children in that situation would create a future of turmoil and animosity for all concerned. Nice 1 grandad👍😆

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Grunnies sister takes 50% of that blame tho eh. Fucking hell min thats a corker. Sounds like a fair cheil 

So yir granda just carried on pumping yir grunnie and her sister for a long time aye? Even when abdy kint, he just thought ach fuck it and kept on plugging the sister? The sister must be of very low morals do to that to her sister? Us bloody blokes tho, what we like😆

I can see how the fathering of several children in that situation would create a future of turmoil and animosity for all concerned. Nice 1 grandad👍😆

😄😄. Her sister never gave two fucks (pardon the pun) it seems when getting laid at least two occasions by him.

15 kids, family division and acrimony, and a "aye, tie, tie, tie". That was his legacy. Fucking prick.

[johnstrac]

Alford chipper was good the last time I was but that's a while ago now.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised considering he shagged my grandmother's sister to provide her with two bairns 

Both were pregnant (grandmother and her sister by him) on my grandparents' wedding day 

 

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

😄😄. Her sister never gave two fucks (pardon the pun) it seems when getting laid at least two occasions by him.

15 kids, family division and acrimony, and a "aye, tie, tie, tie". That was his legacy. Fucking prick.

He sounds like a fucking ledge.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

53 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

 

He sounds like a fucking ledge.

He was a filthy, dangerous fucker of a specimen. 

[Simply Red]

42 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He was a filthy, dangerous fucker of a specimen. 

Hun?