The Hat Private Investigator thread

[maryhilldon]

38 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Out of respect for my Grandfather (my Mother's Father), I'd never visit Japan, nor would I like to anyway. The same applies to every other nation on the Indo-China peninsula and nearby islands.

You'd hate it in Partick.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You'd hate it in Partick.

I hate it in Glasgow, full stop. Unless, of course, AFC have done the business at any of the hierarchical three stadiums of CFC/RIFC/SFA/SPL.

[Simply Red]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I hate it in Glasgow, full stop. Unless, of course, AFC have done the business at any of the hierarchical three stadiums of CFC/RIFC/SFA/SPL.

Same proportion of huns/tims in the Broch. Fit aboot chinese food? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Same proportion of huns/tims in the Broch. Fit aboot chinese food? 

Plenty of Chinese take aways up here min. 7 in total in the toon IIRC alone, without taking into consideration of the ones in the surrounding villages.

[Simply Red]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Plenty of Chinese take aways up here min. 7 in total in the toon IIRC alone, without taking into consideration of the ones in the surrounding villages.

Do you like the Chinese scran?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Do you like the Chinese scran?

Noodles with a tub of barbecue sauce at a push but apart fae that no. 

[JakieBastard]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Noodles with a tub of barbecue sauce 

Think I saw someone do that on MasterChef the other week

[sigh]

11 hours ago, JakieBastard said:

Think I saw someone do that on MasterChef the other week

Professionals or the Amateur series?

Was it McD's bbq suace from the wee tubs or a jar of bbq sauce?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, JakieBastard said:

Think I saw someone do that on MasterChef the other week

Could be a theft of intellectual property case to be had here min. 

Noodles with Barbecue Sauce(© Tang's, Union Grove, Fraserburgh).

 

[Howard Marks]

The Hat Private Instigator Thread

[Simply Red]

23 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Plenty of Chinese take aways up here min. 7 in total in the toon IIRC alone, without taking into consideration of the ones in the surrounding villages.

Yeah i wasnt doubting there was a few chinkies up there. Every town in the uk will have atleast 1. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Celtic fan stabbed to death by a heinous, reptilian RIFC supporter, in collaboration with a fellow follow-follower, who is raging that his filthy club have not won the league and simply cannot handle it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c511j79xqepo

 

[sigh]

40 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Celtic fan stabbed to death by a heinous, reptilian RIFC supporter, in collaboration with a fellow follow-follower, who is raging that his filthy club have not won the league and simply cannot handle it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c511j79xqepo

 

Just an average weekend in the weege - at least their wives didnt take a beating that weekend

[Ando]

42 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Celtic fan stabbed to death by a heinous, reptilian RIFC supporter, in collaboration with a fellow follow-follower, who is raging that his filthy club have not won the league and simply cannot handle it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c511j79xqepo

 

RIP Frankie Boyle 

[Poodler]

Been into that shop. Kids playing fitba on the streets (not in school) whilst the parents were sitting drinking cider ootside the shop.

Grim. Probably worse than BoD

 

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

18 minutes ago, Ando said:

RIP Frankie Boyle 

Or

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Celtic fan stabbed to death by a heinous, reptilian RIFC supporter, in collaboration with a fellow follow-follower, who is raging that his filthy club have not won the league and simply cannot handle it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c511j79xqepo

 

Doesn't say anything about Celtic or Rangers in that article.

[maryhilldon]

54 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Been into that shop. Kids playing fitba on the streets (not in school) whilst the parents were sitting drinking cider ootside the shop.

 

 

They were just sitting on the pavement? Not sure i believe that. 

[Poodler]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8889d7x8j4o
 

sounds like a targeted attack. A hit.

 

suspect the deceased was holding patents to something that the CIA/ Mossad wanted 

[Tommy]

11 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8889d7x8j4o
 

sounds like a targeted attack. A hit.

 

suspect the deceased was holding patents to something that the CIA/ Mossad wanted 

His widow said she regrets not ensuring he had got the covid jabs.

[sigh]

14 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8889d7x8j4o
 

sounds like a targeted attack. A hit.

 

suspect the deceased was holding patents to something that the CIA/ Mossad wanted 

deep vein thrombosis  - wasnt wearing those tight long socks they recommended a few years ago, back in simpler times 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Doesn't say anything about Celtic or Rangers in that article.

It doesn't need to nor would the BBC publish such details in case it causes "offence" to certain indelible stains on our society.

First suspect for wearing "a light blue top". 

I may be wrong but you dinna need to be Hercule Poirot to establish what the light blue top represents.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, sigh said:

Just an average weekend in the weege - at least their wives didnt take a beating that weekend

I'm sure a  number of female spouses were nursing black eyes, bruises, scratches, broken noses and ribs, and marks caused by iron branding on Sunday just because their RIFC-supporting hubbies and boyfriends can't handle they were second best this season in the league 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

46 minutes ago, sigh said:

deep vein thrombosis  - wasnt wearing those tight long socks they recommended a few years ago, back in simpler times 

Possibly the pilot decided to fly over North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal and the natives took umbrage at this and resorted to firing their primitive weaponry towards the jet, hence the severe turbulence.🤔

Sentilese people fucking hate foreigners and any that try their luck and approach or land on the island or even fly over it, will be dealt with accordingly 

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Possibly the pilot decided to fly over North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal and the natives took umbrage at this and resorted to firing their primitive weaponry towards the jet, hence the severe turbulence.🤔

Sentilese people fucking hate foreigners and any that try their luck and approach or land on the island or even fly over it, will be dealt with accordingly 

Must be some fucking catapult they’ve got. 

[maryhilldon]

32 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It doesn't need to nor would the BBC publish such details in case it causes "offence" to certain indelible stains on our society.

First suspect for wearing "a light blue top". 

I may be wrong but you dinna need to be Hercule Poirot to establish what the light blue top represents.

Ah ok, you were just jumping to conclusions and making stuff up, similar to your post the other day about the assault in Ulster?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Must be some fucking catapult they’ve got. 

Homemade bows and arrows are their preferred weapons of choice when it comes to jets, gliders, and helicopters. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Ah ok, you were just jumping to conclusions and making stuff up, similar to your post the other day about the assault in Ulster?

There is a difference making up stuff and theorising min.

It is reasonable to assume the boy in the light blue top is a RIFC supporter because of the colour of their home top and that the locus in Glasgow. 

By the way, the post concerning the lad that was murdered in early 2020 is fact.....

https://www.policeombudsman.org/deaththreat#:~:text=Police officers found the body,injuries and a broken arm.

[Redforever86]

27 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Homemade bows and arrows are their preferred weapons of choice when it comes to jets, gliders, and helicopters. 

Still don't think they are hitting a jet at 35,000 ft.

[sigh]

49 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Possibly the pilot decided to fly over North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal and the natives took umbrage at this and resorted to firing their primitive weaponry towards the jet, hence the severe turbulence.🤔

Sentilese people fucking hate foreigners and any that try their luck and approach or land on the island or even fly over it, will be dealt with accordingly 

I always thought of you as a Hat Sentinel - hates foreigner and attacks with bow and arrows, plus maybe a slingshot