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9 minutes ago, sigh said:

I always thought of you as a Hat Sentinel - hates foreigner and attacks with bow and arrows, plus maybe a slingshot

😄😄. Used to possess a Black Widow slingshot but it was bloody useless. Maybe it was the user's poor technique, vision, and co-ordination that were primarily to blame though and nae the weapon.

Tried archery the once out at the Kingscliff/Kingsmill outside of Methlick but again useless.😄

I like foreigners though min, especially Eastern European quines. 🇵🇱

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3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Doesn't say anything about Celtic or Rangers in that article.

Ach it lets someone from the north east talk about some of their favourite topics - Glasgow, the rangers and celtic. 

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1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's nae a story I made up as evidently it took place, so dinna quite get your rationale.

Canna be arsed trawling through the thread.

You went into a rant about the Good Friday Agreement and how the troubles will never end, when there was nothing in the article suggesting it was a sectarian incident.

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12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You went into a rant about the Good Friday Agreement and how the troubles will never end, when there was nothing in the article suggesting it was a sectarian incident.

Ah, that post.

Doesn't have to be, or inferred as being, sectarian in respect of criminal acts being carried out in NI, or on the Emerald Isle, for it not to be in contravention of the Good Friday Agreement, and I never did so.

The principles of the GFA is based on trying to achieve peace after all.

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44 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Ah, that post.

Doesn't have to be, or inferred as being, sectarian in respect of criminal acts being carried out in NI, or on the Emerald Isle, for it not to be in contravention of the Good Friday Agreement, and I never did so.

The principles of the GFA is based on trying to achieve peace after all.

Yer haverin man.

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On 5/7/2024 at 8:30 AM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He's ended up in a honey trap after shagging what he thought was a heterosexual female but turned out to be a transsexual male, who is in a committal relationship.

The tranny's partner (a butch male), in collusion with their spouse, then takes revenge on the (now) "missing" person as part of the sting by overpowering the tourist with the use of local Thai herbs, then proceed to gag, bound, and blindfold him, and dump his body in a snake pit deep in the Phuket rainforest, never to be found again.

Reminds me of a lad from Fraserburgh who was caught up in a honey trap in the Philippines several years ago. It never ended well for the lad.

Never, ever trust an Oriental or someone with connections to the Far East.

Also known as a mad Wednesday. No-one ever hears of these.

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