1903Fitba Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 13 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Was in Joburg a couple of weeks ago and the boy said it wasn't safe for me to run out in the streets as a white loon. Bit rubbish. Imagine the PB you’d have got after being chased about my machete wielding locals. 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 14 hours ago, Simply Red said: Rwanda or the Congo? Its like saying you’d love a holiday to Bangladesh to see the tigers or Somalia to see the leopards. It would be fucking abysmal. 3rd world hell holes. Like Saltcoats but hot. Rwanda's beautiful, and the one of the safest place to go in Africa. The altitude means it's not crazy hot, and there's a distinct lack of animals that want to kill you. Congo (DRC) is a different world. Link to comment
Zeus Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 21 hours ago, JumboJET said: Hi all. Which country was you least like to go to? And why? My choice is Dubai. Because it is a tacky, boiling hot hellhole full of posers with NO taste. How about you? JUMBY Dubai is a good shout, no appeal to me... However. India. Apparently cows roam wild there. Folk wash themselves in that pish/shit infested river. It's a no from me. Link to comment
sigh Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 16 minutes ago, Zeus said: Dubai is a good shout, no appeal to me... However. India. Apparently cows roam wild there. Folk wash themselves in that pish/shit infested river. It's a no from me. India is a cracking place to visit, full of bustle and life. Yes, the cows do roam freely, but they are used to humans so no hassle - for a bit of animal interest when in India go visit the Karni Mata Temple https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karni_Mata_Temple Link to comment
Roberto Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 3 hours ago, Geoff_Tipps said: Wales - Fucking hate the Welsh. I am like that with the French. Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 15 minutes ago, Roberto said: I am like that with the French. We Link to comment
Zeus Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 17 minutes ago, Roberto said: I am like that with the French. The french are assholes 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 1 hour ago, Zeus said: Folk wash themselves in that pish/shit infested river. I was going to say it sounded like Ibrox but - of course - they do not wash. They just maintain a pish/shit infested river to fresh the place up a bit. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Northern Ireland couldn’t cope with all that red hand shit Link to comment
Roberto Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 11 minutes ago, Poodler said: Northern Ireland couldn’t cope with all that red hand shit You only really see it if you're looking for it. None of the young team give a fuck these days. The tour, yeah you can see it. The female clientele however, oh boy. Hot as fuck. Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 5 hours ago, Geoff_Tipps said: Wales - Fucking hate the Welsh. Bangor-on-Dee races is a fantastic day out min. I've been down there 3 times now. There was one edgy occasion though when we went to Wrexham (about 5 miles away from Bangor-on-Dee) for a night out. This Welsh wideboy was unhappy I was speaking to his ex and her pal in a boozer, so started to show his pitiful, festering displeasure by slamming down a shot glass on our table in an act of perceived "hardness". Unflinched, my Brother's best pal (RIP George👍) swiftly downed the contents of the aforementioned glass, thanked the boy for the drink, and the hostility was soon diffused thereafter with the boy meekly fucking off back to the bar and being shown up for what he is. A prick. So I can understand where you are coming from min. Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 2 hours ago, Zeus said: The french are assholes An arrogant, egotistical, and ill-mannered filthy race of people. Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 5 hours ago, Geoff_Tipps said: Wales - Fucking hate the Welsh. Never been Never Rhyl (will) Link to comment
sigh Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 3 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said: Never been Never Rhyl (will) glad you felt the need to explain your "pun" Link to comment
Roberto Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 20 minutes ago, JumboJET said: Greece is a shithole. Greece aye... Greek islands, nae. 1 Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, JumboJET said: Greece is a shithole. Been Nowhere near as bad as guffland Link to comment
NEM Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, Roberto said: Greece aye... Greek islands, nae. Nae sure that's true either, Thessaloniki and Athens were both decent imo Link to comment
Roberto Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 16 minutes ago, NEM said: Nae sure that's true either, Thessaloniki and Athens were both decent imo Athens was full of minks. Stabby pick pocketing bastards. Thessaloniki in fairness was pretty nice... although highly unlikely ill ever be back. I've seen Larissa also and I hated it. (I was young). Rhodes... I do want to do a week there summer next year. Ixia. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Anywhere that's overly restrictive through government or due to religion. Didn't enjoy China and don't particularly enjoy countries that make it difficult to get a beer. Also depends who you're with. Certain places that are great with your mates, you wouldn't like to go with the missus, and vice-versa. Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Algeria is shit Wont be back Link to comment
NEM Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 8 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said: Algeria is shit Wont be back I didn't mind it - great climate, roasting hot but low humidity Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 36 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said: Algeria is shit Wont be back They have great cupboards. Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, NEM said: I didn't mind it - great climate, roasting hot but low humidity Lovely climate Shame about the food, people and lack of places you can pay with a credit card Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 32 minutes ago, johnstrac said: Tunisia's not a winner either. Decent for visiting the Star Wars set, el jem amphitheatre and the Sahara, apart from that it was shite, went to corfu as well as a youngster, hated it, only thing they had was bubble bobble computer game that was 20 year out of date, crap for a young teen, might be ok now. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 3 minutes ago, Dons79 said: Decent for visiting the Star Wars set, 🤓 3 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 11 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: 🤓 It’s there, better than lying about a beach in sousse getting your head blown off by a raghead now isn’t it?, (happened 2 year later, on the same beach,close call) mind it was full of shell suited Russian types with unbelievable fanny floating about, seen the biggest ampitheatre Rome built in Africa and spent days stargazing and living like a Bedouin for a few days in the desert, all enjoyable experiences, better than lying about crap beach drinking non alcoholic beer. You would be fucked, that’s for sure. Triples, etc etc etfuckingc. Link to comment
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