JumboJET Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Hi all. What do you ask for when you go to the barber's? I'll pre-empt any jokers and say "a haircut" now. I ask for a #1 on the back and sides, and a decent amount taken off the top. How about you? (Bald cunts need not respond!) Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 I usually just show them a picture of Chris Waddle (late 80’s early 90’s) on my phone Link to comment
sigh Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 45 minutes ago, JumboJET said: I ask for a #1 on the back and sides, and a decent amount taken off the top. Nr 2 back and sides with a scissor cut on the top - amount taken off depends if summer (a lot) or winter(not a lot) Link to comment
Roberto Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Double 0 back and sides, skin fade. Wee bit off the top, and thin it oot. Tidy up and shape beard. Every 2-3 weeks. Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 2 back and sides and a tidy up and thin out on top. Too scared to ask for a fancy skin fade or whatever the kids get these days. Link to comment
McPhee123 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Up until early this year, skin fade and a wee bit off the top, but for the last 9 months just let it grow and get a wee tidy up on the beard. Every 6 weeks or so Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Fuck all. The boy always asks if I just want the usual. No idea what that actually is. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Usually 3 on top and 2 round the back and sides. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 2 hours ago, Reed or deed said: A blow job. And does Fizam ever say no problem? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 21 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Usually 3 on top and 2 round the back and sides. Liar. Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 A scythe to cut the lying on top of my skull hair and a shaver (blade 2 or 3 (what ever comes to hand first)) to do the sides and sideburns. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Been going to the Turkish for years, does the eyebrow, nose hairs with the wax thing, don’t need my ears done as of yet, I get a 2 aw round and scissors only at the top normally a three/two, guy also asks me the usual but can be fucked what that actually means, I walk out the same every time, neat at least. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 11 minutes ago, Dons79 said: Been going to the Turkish for years, does the eyebrow, nose hairs with the wax thing, don’t need my ears done as of yet, I get a 2 aw round and scissors only at the top normally a three/two, guy also asks me the usual but can be fucked what that actually means, I walk out the same every time, neat at least. Do you get one of that wee booster seat things? Cute. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Just now, Don Fonte said: Do you get one of that wee booster seat things? Cute. Only when I want a shave don, you can never be to careful, do need a punt up on the actual chair, why they always have them super extended so you have to climb like it’s a monroe il never know. Sadists maybe, il not be beaten. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 25 minutes ago, Dons79 said: Only when I want a shave don, you can never be to careful, do need a punt up on the actual chair, why they always have them super extended so you have to climb like it’s a monroe il never know. Sadists maybe, il not be beaten. Don't think she'd let you mount her, dead or alive, fresh hair cut or not. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Don't think she'd let you mount her, dead or alive, fresh hair cut or not. You can always try!. That’s a defeatist attitude, as they say god loves a deed shagger?, or is that trier?, get mixed up, il go the former. Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, Dons79 said: Only when I want a shave don, you can never be to careful, do need a punt up on the actual chair, why they always have them super extended so you have to climb like it’s a monroe il never know. Sadists maybe, il not be beaten. Never knew Marilyn had a new range of furniture named after her, after all these years since her passing too. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 2 hours ago, The Boofon said: And does Fizam ever say no problem? Who or what is fizam? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 16 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Never knew Marilyn had a new range of furniture named after her, after all these years since her passing brilliant Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, Reed or deed said: Who or what is fizam? Local Turkish barber. I’ve probably got the spelling wrong. He gives good head. 1 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted August 16 Author Share Posted August 16 Getting my hair cut tomorrow for the first time since mid June 2024. Long overdue Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 3 hours ago, JumboJET said: Getting my hair cut tomorrow for the first time since mid June 2024. Long overdue Post before and after pics Link to comment
JumboJET Posted August 17 Author Share Posted August 17 13 hours ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said: Post before and after pics You wish Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 The usual. And for her to brush her tits against my face. Terrific. Link to comment
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