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What do you ask for when you go to the barber's? Jumby's Funday Friday Thread


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45 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

 

I ask for a #1 on the back and sides, and a decent amount taken off the top.

 

Nr 2 back and sides with a scissor cut on the top - amount taken off depends if summer (a lot) or winter(not a lot)

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Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog

A scythe to cut the lying on top of my skull hair and a shaver (blade 2 or 3 (what ever comes to hand first)) to do the sides and sideburns. 

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Been going to the Turkish for years, does the eyebrow, nose hairs with the wax thing, don’t need my ears done as of yet, I get a 2 aw round and scissors only at the top normally a three/two, guy also asks me the usual but can be fucked what that actually means, I walk out the same every time, neat at least.

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11 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Been going to the Turkish for years, does the eyebrow, nose hairs with the wax thing, don’t need my ears done as of yet, I get a 2 aw round and scissors only at the top normally a three/two, guy also asks me the usual but can be fucked what that actually means, I walk out the same every time, neat at least.

Do you get one of that wee booster seat things?

Cute.

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Just now, Don Fonte said:

Do you get one of that wee booster seat things?

Cute.

Only when I want a shave don, you can never be to careful, do need a punt up on the actual chair, why they always have them super extended so you have to climb like it’s a monroe il never know. Sadists maybe, il not be beaten.

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25 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Only when I want a shave don, you can never be to careful, do need a punt up on the actual chair, why they always have them super extended so you have to climb like it’s a monroe il never know. Sadists maybe, il not be beaten.

Don't think she'd let you mount her, dead or alive, fresh hair cut or not. 

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3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Don't think she'd let you mount her, dead or alive, fresh hair cut or not. 

You can always try!. That’s a defeatist attitude, 

as they say god loves a deed shagger?, or is that trier?, get mixed up, il go the former.

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1 hour ago, Dons79 said:

Only when I want a shave don, you can never be to careful, do need a punt up on the actual chair, why they always have them super extended so you have to climb like it’s a monroe il never know. Sadists maybe, il not be beaten.

Never knew Marilyn had a  new range of furniture named after her, after all these years since her passing too.

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