Songs you hate.

[DD1903]

3 hours ago, JakieBastard said:

All the small things (can't remember who it's by)

blink 182

Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

I despise that song with a passion. Awful.

Basically any songs from that American Pie era with blokes in their thirties singing about trying to get with the cool girl at high school. They all sounded like fucking nursery rhymes with added guitar

 

[M1975]

Sweet Caroline

Coldplay (anything)

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

Everything I do ..... - Bryan Adams

Hey Soul Sister - Train

Shotgun - George Ezra

and hunners o' others probably

[Edwin Starr]

Spice girls .

[DD1903]

Fall out boy - this ain't a scene. Overplayed pish

black eyed peas - that song about the night being a good night. Awful

 

[NEM]

5 hours ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said:

 

Remember being chuffed that beat those poofy cunts Take That to Christmas number one 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Out of Your Mind by Dane Bowers and True Steppers, featuring Victoria Adams. A truly fucking awful song that should be treated as a crime if anyone dares to play it.

Love Me Do by The Beatles. Repetitive, unimaginative shite.

Hall of Fame by The Script and William Adams. Anyone that streamed that "song" to enable it to go high in the UK Charts should be subject to a firing squad. Absolute, unadulterated noise pollution at its worst. 

The Closedown tune on cooncil TV back in the 1980s and early 90s was far more bearable to listen to that the above three efforts.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

47 minutes ago, M1975 said:

Sweet Caroline

Coldplay (anything)

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

Everything I do ..... - Bryan Adams

Hey Soul Sister - Train

Shotgun - George Ezra

and hunners o' others probably

Both versions of that song by Neil Diamond and Status Quo respectively are fucking awful.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said:

Craig David must have been mentioned, anything by him.

The whole thrash metal genre too. 

. You need to have a bloody good set of ears to make out the words on any thrash metal song.

A good mate of mine gave me a shot of one of his Mortician albums the once. Just as well the album came with lyrics for each song as it is a "special" genre of music.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Toto - Africa.

Smelly nonsense.

"So good a song they named a continent after it" (Comment made by a YouTube poster).

[dave_min]

Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 is vastly overrated.

Its choral finale is iconic, but the first three movements are tedious, overly long, and repetitive.

[Dons79]

2 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 is vastly overrated.

Its choral finale is iconic, but the first three movements are tedious, overly long, and repetitive.

Is it music you are discussing?

or the painful realisation of hitting the bog when you’ve just opened your eyes?.

if it’s the latter, bring a paper, makes it more enjoyable.

[redone]

1 hour ago, DD1903 said:

 

black eyed peas - that song about the night being a good night. Awful

 

Nah, that was played over the tannoy at Pittodrie as we were leaving after the Dundee game last week ….felt very appropriate.  

Also a good sign when he plays That’s Entertainment as we’re leaving , although obviously nobody in their right mind hates that song.
 

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

I’m not a fan of ‘I am the Resurrection’ by Stone Roses 

[chief_wiggum]

My mate insists on playing a song that genuinely makes me angry (maybe that's why he does it ) Every day Im shuffling, Party rock anthem , or some such shite. One of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.....

...... also anything by Paolo Nutini, his voice is like an angle grinder to my testes 

[Studebaker-90]

Anything by guns n roses 

Anything by kiss 

Warrant - cherry pie 

Will smith - miami 

[RedArmyFakshun]

10 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said:

I’m not a fan of ‘I am the Resurrection’ by Stone Roses 

that one does heavy rotation on the STD clinic waiting room playlist

must drive the receptionists demented

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

‘Don’t look back in anger’ is a stinker also 

[RedArmyFakshun]

2 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said:

‘Don’t look back in anger’ is a stinker also 

another staple of the STD clinic

i can tell you are a regular

[Dons79]

8 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

that one does heavy rotation on the STD clinic waiting room playlist

must drive the receptionists demented

It’s when Nancy Sinatra comes on with big red ballon that makes me chuckle.

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

19 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

another staple of the STD clinic

i can tell you are a regular

Nah

I have something called an ‘immune system’ 

[Hoofball]

37 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

another staple of the STD clinic

i can tell you are a regular

Speaking of STD’s 

Kings of Leon - Sex on fire

Overplayed shite, claimed to be their best song by some. I don’t mind some of their songs but that one is shite

[dave_min]

34 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said:

Nah

I have something called an ‘immune system’ 

Not required, you can just walk it off.

[Awayfromhomered]

2 hours ago, redone said:

Nah, that was played over the tannoy at Pittodrie as we were leaving after the Dundee game last week ….felt very appropriate.  

Also a good sign when he plays That’s Entertainment as we’re leaving , although obviously nobody in their right mind hates that song.
 

That's entertainment, now there's a tune. 

[redone]

Another Brick in the Wall ….tedious pish 

Bohemian Rhapsody …………ditto

We are the Champions ……ruins the enjoyment of any trophy presentation. I’ll be disgusted if it’s played when we fuck Celtic by winning the league

[Dons79]

The worst song ever is clearly 

simply the best, absolutely no question. Fuck Tina and FTH.

[cheesepipes]

4 hours ago, Awayfromhomered said:

Craig David must have been mentioned, anything by him.

The whole thrash metal genre too. 

Enough is enough.

 

[Dons79]

7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Enough is enough.

 

Love Donna summer and barbra Streisand 

[dave_min]

Lenny Kravitz

No idea why he is so famous 

[Dynamo]

9 hours ago, RAZOR said:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Caballero, OOOOOOH AAAAAAAH, I wanna know if you'll score a goal.

RIP in peace.

In terms of famous or popular songs Bohemian Rhapsody for me.

[Ke1t]

Don't Stop Believin' - Journey

I Love Rock n Roll - Joan Jett