BrianFaePerth Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: Love Cradle of Filth. Blast from the past. Nymphetamine nymphetamine. Link to comment
sigh Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Blast from the past. Nymphetamine nymphetamine. potato potato Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 4 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: No I just eat it straight out the tin, its fantastic stuff - delicious, good whack of protein and very good for you (omega-3). 👍 Some people don't like the smell of fish, but that's always a concerning trait in a man imo. Hope that doesn’t include shellfish or Leviticus/Old Testament will be very very angry, as will your god. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Blast from the past. Nymphetamine nymphetamine. I knew you'd like them. Unlistenable guff!! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 17 hours ago, Dons79 said: Ooooft, he never missed a meal, that’s for sure. A thought he could have popped on telly many a time. Should see him devour a breakfast in parliament canteen. 1 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 14 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: Should see him devour a breakfast in parliament canteen. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 9 Author Share Posted January 9 8 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Typically on week days (less strict at weekends): Breakfast: Oatibix with berries and skimmed milk Lunch: Protein-heavy soup. Can of mackerel. Dinner: Whatever protein the wife-machine has made, (typically something fish/seafood or chicken based) with ~ 300 - 400 g of boiled mixed veg. Plus protein shakes and berries accompanying each sitting, plus at bed time. And I keep hydrated, drinking well over 2 litres of water per day. I aim for 200g of protein per day, and between 2000 - 2500 calories and this, coupled with my activity level, is ideal for controlling waistline whilst still building muscle. However it is a fine balance and requires you to be strict. I usually do very well during the week, and then blow it at the weekend, weighing in with >2000 calories of booze and then all the rubbish you eat when pissed. Ive been doing this for 2 yrs, coupled with the gym (weights / running) and lots of walking, and its starting to pay dividends. I always drink a disgusting amount on my Summer and Christmas holidays, which tends to set you back, so that is really the next thing to get under control! That's a good diet CS I couldn't drink 2 litres of water every day , Never be away from the urinal. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 2 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: That's a good diet CS I couldn't drink 2 litres of water every day , Never be away from the urinal. Does your wife look good when she pisses Eddie min? 2 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 12 hours ago, elephantstone78 said: Proper teuchtar diet Clive. No foreign muck. Although I’m surprised you’re not a porridge man in the morning instead of Bran. Tongues will be wagging in the village if this gets out. Bran oatmeal, just the same as porridge min. 12 hours ago, sigh said: Nae porrage for breafast (made the nicht afore and let to cool in a drawer then sliced up in the morn) Bet its white bread on the sanger Mince - with a wee pie at the side? Fruit? Whit fruit grows at this time of year? Veg - nae use that in the soup at the weekend? Always work a farmhouse loaf. Neeps are hoora fine just now min. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 10 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Does your wife look good when she pisses Eddie min? I don't look Don . Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Do you enjoy a golden shower buc? 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 18 hours ago, Dons79 said: Hope that doesn’t include shellfish or Leviticus/Old Testament will be very very angry, as will your god. it does include shellfish but no one is angry as, obviously, a Catholic is not required to follow ancient practices of the Jewish Levite Tribe! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 15 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: That's a good diet CS I couldn't drink 2 litres of water every day , Never be away from the urinal. Aye, it is as long as I can follow it haha. Making sure to drink >2 litres water a day was a revelation for me, in terms of energy levels etc, but you are right that you are never done peeing 😂 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 8 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Aye, it is as long as I can follow it haha. Making sure to drink >2 litres water a day was a revelation for me, in terms of energy levels etc, but you are right that you are never done peeing 😂 Well done tho 👏 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 10 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Do you enjoy a golden shower buc? Nah mate it's not big enough. 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 4 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Nah mate it's not big enough. My mate just told me what a golden shower is. No we don't do that . I'm sure I mind someone mentioning this before . Not our thing. We go for coffee n cakes 🎂 That's our thing my friend. 7 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: My mate just told me what a golden shower is. No we don't do that . I'm sure I mind someone mentioning this before . Not our thing. We go for coffee n cakes 🎂 That's our thing my friend. Coffee n cakes or a golden shower. Decisions decisions Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 20 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Coffee n cakes or a golden shower. Decisions decisions Coffee n cakes whilst in a coffee shop. Link to comment
JakieBastard Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 'Coffee n cakes' has to be a euphemism for something depraved Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 12 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Coffee n cakes whilst in a coffee shop. A public golden shower would be pretty wild. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 6 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said: A public golden shower would be pretty wild. Always thought your mum had a wild side. Link to comment
Snelders Snottters 89 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Toast & jam in the morning & bran flakes. Lunch might be tuna & mayo in bread with nuts & crisps or could easy be a thick asf chesse & ham sandwich. Dinner one of mince tatties, fish & chips, spag ball, chilli, chicken in a sauce, beef stew, night time normally a peanut butter & jam sandwich with a chocolate bar. I do like cabbage & broccoli or grilled carrot we my teatime meals. Forgot to add a steak pie every 2nd Sunday Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Pie of the month today at pittodrie. Superb. 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Chicken and rice soup being made, winter fayre Its also haggis season, neeps and chappit tatties Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, sigh said: Chicken and rice soup being made, winter fayre Its also haggis season, neeps and chappit tatties It’s always haggis, neeps and tatties season. Love it love it love it. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Ye canna beat a frosted neep 😁 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 14 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: Ye canna beat a frosted neep 😁 Buc has that in the summer instead of an ice lolly. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 13 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Buc has that in the summer instead of an ice lolly. Nah . After my early morning run 🏃♂️ I sometimes have thick vegetable soup . Affa fine 🙂 Do you have anything different for your breakfast MHD? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 4 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: 🏃♂️🙂 Do you have anything different for your breakfast MHD? I eat pieces of shit for breakfast. Link to comment
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