Cambridge Red Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 As I'm getting older I find myself becoming more like Victor Meldrew and enjoying a fuckin good whinge about everyday things that boil my piss. After I find some poor unsuspecting fucker to whinge too I feel much better and I'm pretty convinced it's probably beneficial to my mental health to have a decent whinge on a regular basis 🙂. Here's a couple of examples of what fucked me off today (Sainsbury's) 1). Waterless urinals - trendy and clever saving a bit off water but fuckin stink and have to hold your breath not to boak/puke in the urinal. Can fuckin smell them before you even get in the bog door. 2). Manufacturers treating you like a thick cunt by when they need to increase the price making the contents less so that the price stays the same. Just increase the price I know what you've done you smart arse marketing twat. I will just run out quicker and have to come back. I feel great now 🤣.  So what's been boiling your piss recently and why ? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 5 minutes ago, Cambridge Red said: As I'm getting older I find myself becoming more like Victor Meldrew and enjoying a fuckin good whinge about everyday things that boil my piss. After I find some poor unsuspecting fucker to whinge too I feel much better and I'm pretty convinced it's probably beneficial to my mental health to have a decent whinge on a regular basis 🙂. Here's a couple of examples of what fucked me off today (Sainsbury's) 1). Waterless urinals - trendy and clever saving a bit off water but fuckin stink and have to hold your breath not to boak/puke in the urinal. Can fuckin smell them before you even get in the bog door. 2). Manufacturers treating you like a thick cunt by when they need to increase the price making the contents less so that the price stays the same. Just increase the price I know what you've done you smart arse marketing twat. I will just run out quicker and have to come back. I feel great now 🤣.  So what's been boiling your piss recently and why ? People starting threads that are almost identical to already established threads. 3 Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: People starting threads that are almost identical to already established threads. Aye it would be you, might have known 🤣 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 10 minutes ago, Cambridge Red said:   So what's been boiling your piss recently and why ? The general public. I'll actively plan how I'd physically beat the man to death based on him wearing an item of clothing I find offensive. Usually shit trainers. Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: People starting threads that are almost identical to already established threads. You really do need to get a new picture though. Fear and loathing is 27yrs old now and been sitting on VHS in a box in my garage for nearly 20yrs now 😂. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 4 minutes ago, Cambridge Red said: You really do need to get a new picture though. Fear and loathing is 27yrs old now and been sitting on VHS in a box in my garage for nearly 20yrs now 😂. It is a truly marvelous viewing experience. Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: It is a truly marvelous viewing experience. Can't argue with that 🙂, had to leave all that behind about 20yrs ago before I reinvented myself and met the Mrs. She doesn't know about any of that stuff 😳 from my past Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 minute ago, Cambridge Red said: Can't argue with that 🙂, had to leave all that behind about 20yrs ago before I reinvented myself and met the Mrs. She doesn't know about any of that stuff 😳 from my past As long as your mistress know the full truth that's the important thing. 1 Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 22 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: The general public. I'll actively plan how I'd physically beat the man to death based on him wearing an item of clothing I find offensive. Usually shit trainers. Aye that could do it 🤔 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, cheesepipes said: Usually shit trainers. Fit kind? Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Just now, Simply Red said: Fit kind? Karhu ones, I'd hope. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Saw a student lad earlier walking down the street with slip on crocs. I also see winter is no barrier to students wearing sliderz with socks.  The future is bleak. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: Karhu ones, I'd hope. You an air max kinda guy Parko? Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 7 minutes ago, Simply Red said: You an air max kinda guy Parko? Dont own any of those. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 15 minutes ago, Simply Red said: You an air max kinda guy Parko? Plain white Lacoste iirc 1 Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 5 hours ago, Cambridge Red said: Fear and loathing is 27yrs old now The work is double that. March/April 1971. 54 years old. And with an opening sequence that rivals any of the great novels 1 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Hi-tec badminton iirc Doesn’t surprise me. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 6 hours ago, Cambridge Red said: You really do need to get a new picture though. Fear and loathing is 27yrs old now and been sitting on VHS in a box in my garage for nearly 20yrs now 😂. "yesterdays news, gathering mould in dank surroundings" is actually quite apt for Don Fonte. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 50 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: "yesterdays news, gathering mould in dank surroundings" is actually quite apt for Don Fonte. I have touched your wife's fanny to be fair. Cheers. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I have touched your wife's fanny to be fair. Cheers. Rather you than me! 😉 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 8 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Rather you than me! 😉 Aye you're too busy at choir practice. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 12 hours ago, Don Fonte said: It is a truly marvelous viewing experience. I've sat on the Roundabout bar in Circus Circus. Was the one thing I wanted to do when in Vegas years ago. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 2 minutes ago, The Boofon said: I've sat on the Roundabout bar in Circus Circus. Was the one thing I wanted to do when in Vegas years ago. Wow, thanks for enlightening us. That has truly made my day. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Wow, thanks for enlightening us. That has truly made my day. Seems a long time ago that you used to suck the metaphorical cock of the poster you cringely used to call "The Boof".  1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Wow, thanks for enlightening us. That has truly made my day. You're welcome Michael Fish. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Harvester restaurants, they are fucking shit. Link to comment
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