JOGLE 2025

[Dons79]

How’s it possible for the one man to have as many selfies in such a short journey so far?, every video, a million selfies, fuck nature, fuck the path your traversing, fuck points of interest, just a mugshot every 2 mins. No wonder he’s not getting very far.

oh, and he’s now superman, Batman, sir Alex and Jess. Fucks sake.

[REDRODDIE]

This guy is absolutely fascinating. 

[RDS]

3 minutes ago, REDRODDIE said:

This guy is absolutely fascinating. 

Wait till he releases his autobiography. It'll be soo amazing, he'll promise that

[Tommy]

4 minutes ago, REDRODDIE said:

This guy is absolutely fascinating. 

Aberdeen’s very own Bear Grylls.

[Dons79]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

Aberdeen’s very own Bear Grylls.

Bear faced liar more like it

[RDS]

4 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Bear faced liar more like it

Aye. Funny how the beneficiary AberNecessitie's seem happy getting the cash from donations page and sure it'll do a lot of good with their work but haven't done anything to advertise the challenge other than give him a few t shirts assuming they did and he didn't get then printed himself

[Hoofball]

22 minutes ago, RDS said:

Wait till he releases his autobiography. It'll be soo amazing, he'll promise that

More chance of a panini sticker album than an autobiography, the words would take up valuable selfie room

[REDRODDIE]

30 minutes ago, RDS said:

Wait till he releases his autobiography. It'll be soo amazing, he'll promise that

Chapter 17- Who kicked the wing mirror off my Caddy? 

[RDS]

10 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

More chance of a panini sticker album than an autobiography, the words would take up valuable selfie room

Possibly. All the extra "o" letters every time he uses the word so, or soo as he seems to think it's spelt, would have copy checker in meltdown too

[brunstanesheep]

34 minutes ago, REDRODDIE said:

This guy is absolutely fascinating. 

Have to agree, he fits right in with some of the people I have worked with over the years. They live in pure fantasy land and beleive every word they say when talking about themselves.

Can be funny to watch at times, when these sorts of characters regale tales to the tea shack, and while the audience are all clearly laughing at him, they are totally oblivious and think they are laughing along with them.

 

[REDRODDIE]

9 minutes ago, brunstanesheep said:

Have to agree, he fits right in with some of the people I have worked with over the years. They live in pure fantasy land and beleive every word they say when talking about themselves.

Can be funny to watch at times, when these sorts of characters regale tales to the tea shack, and while the audience are all clearly laughing at him, they are totally oblivious and think they are laughing along with them.

 

Aye we’ve all met plenty of them for sure. Just pull up a chair and enjoy the complete nonsense. 

[Howard Marks]

Just had a quick look at the last two posts.

Hinting at not waking up but hoping he does wake up. It's looking like the ramblings of someone who has lost grip on reality.

Someone please put an end to this "challenge." If the chap doing the "challenge" is doing this, please stop now before you get to the really difficult bits. Come off social media, go home and focus on yourself.

If you must insist on continuing perhaps spend a little less time biting back at your haters on social media and more time enjoying the walk. The daily ramblings are not doing you any favours. Post what you're doing and leave it at that.

 

[RDS]

5 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Just had a quick look at the last two posts.

Hinting at not waking up but hoping he does wake up. It's looking like the ramblings of someone who has lost grip on reality.

Someone please put an end to this "challenge." If the chap doing the "challenge" is doing this, please stop now before you get to the really difficult bits. Come off social media, go home and focus on yourself.

If you must insist on continuing perhaps spend a little less time biting back at your haters on social media and more time enjoying the walk. The daily ramblings are not doing you any favours. Post what you're doing and leave it at that.

 

He deletes and blocks anyone who questions him in any way whilst claiming he pays no attention to them. Mask slips occasionally and he bites back showing a huge part of his character but deletes those too as doesn't fit his fans profile. He needs to hand over the unspent expenses fund to AberNecessitie's and focus on finding somewhere to stay rather than using this to self medicate and avoid reality. 

[Dons79]

59 minutes ago, RDS said:

He deletes and blocks anyone who questions him in any way whilst claiming he pays no attention to them. Mask slips occasionally and he bites back showing a huge part of his character but deletes those too as doesn't fit his fans profile. He needs to hand over the unspent expenses fund to AberNecessitie's and focus on finding somewhere to stay rather than using this to self medicate and avoid reality. 

Correct, running away from your problems isn’t going to help!, once finished he would still be in the same position as before, just with sore feet. 🦶 

[RDS]

1 hour ago, Dons79 said:

Correct, running away from your problems isn’t going to help!, once finished he would still be in the same position as before, just with sore feet. 🦶 

Maybe hoping Emma or another supporter goes full pity party mode and offers accommodation 

[Dons79]

45 minutes ago, RDS said:

Maybe hoping Emma or another supporter goes full pity party mode and offers accommodation 

Only 50-100 successfully walk it all in one per year, (compared to climbing Everest for example which is 500 a year) although you would use the end to end cicerone book as reference. Shows you the 61 stages and cuts it down into 20 mile daily chunks, fit walkers would complete in 2 month. John of groats to fort William is 180 mile, he started on the 4th of February, he should be at 400 mile. 20 days x20 miles. He should be in Kendal in the Lake District by now.

thats how slowly he’s going, at this pace it would be 4 month completion, which is a lot of accommodation and coffees.

[RDS]

6 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Only 50-100 successfully walk it all in one per year, (compared to climbing Everest for example which is 500 a year) although you would use the end to end cicerone book as reference. Shows you the 61 stages and cuts it down into 20 mile daily chunks, fit walkers would complete in 2 month. John of groats to fort William is 180 mile, he started on the 4th of February, he should be at 400 mile. 20 days x20 miles. He should be in Kendal in the Lake District by now.

Agreed but imagine more also pay privately to try Everest than try to get others to pay for their JOGLE. ZT will need Sherpa help for climbs on couple slopes through to Glasgow

He soo doesn't count rest days either and would be in Glasgow if fit so he's lowering expectations as days tick past as started saying he'd do at least 18 miles a day after practice laps round Skene area

[Dons79]

2 minutes ago, RDS said:

Agreed but imagine more also pay privately to try Everest than try to get others to pay for their JOGLE. ZT will need Sherpa help for climbs on couple slopes through to Glasgow

He soo doesn't count rest days either and would be in Glasgow if fit so he's lowering expectations as days tick past as started saying he'd do at least 18 miles a day after practice laps round Skene area

Nobody, I repeat nobody, should be paying anything for a charity attempt, unless ALL proceedings go into said good cause, it’s incredulous, tacky, cheap and quite simply offensive that their was an expectance(Amazon wish list for proof) that someone would expect to pay for costs/equipment/housing or food for a challenge?, That’s on the participant. Completely takes the spirit of it to fuck.

[RDS]

30 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Nobody, I repeat nobody, should be paying anything for a charity attempt, unless ALL proceedings go into said good cause, it’s incredulous, tacky, cheap and quite simply offensive that their was an expectance(Amazon wish list for proof) that someone would expect to pay for costs/equipment/housing or food for a challenge?, That’s on the participant. Completely takes the spirit of it to fuck.

Agree totally.

All donations from Day 1 to AberNecessitie's so they had full control of subsequent expenditure in their name and correct recording as Income from Fundraising Activities and Expenditure on Fundraising Activities in accounts submitted in time to OSCR

[Howard Marks]

1 hour ago, RDS said:

Agree totally.

All donations from Day 1 to AberNecessitie's so they had full control of subsequent expenditure in their name and correct recording as Income from Fundraising Activities and Expenditure on Fundraising Activities in accounts submitted in time to OSCR

Does this show the charity up a bit? They should be offering him some sort of support. It seems like they've just left him to it. Not a peep from them.

[Howard Marks]

Further to this, the fundraising/challenge Facebook page has completely gone off topic. Four posts mostly about those that have wronged him without a step in anger. Little to no comments in way of support. Save these posts for your private page.

Go away, train properly, get your head straight and try again properly in a year or two. The public **might** be a bit more forgiving then. It's meant to be difficult otherwise everyone would do it. It's meant to hurt a bit.

Would I do it? Probably one day. Maybe. But I'd need to take at least two months off work which I can't really afford to do at the moment.

[RDS]

9 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Does this show the charity up a bit? They should be offering him some sort of support. It seems like they've just left him to it. Not a peep from them.

I'd say it does to some degree.You'd think they'd be aware of what's being done using their name.

Genuinely worthwhile cause and not a huge organisation by any means so maybe just trust others to do the right thing as never had reason to doubt anyone before or have concern for someone fundraising for them

[NEM]

8 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Does this show the charity up a bit? They should be offering him some sort of support. It seems like they've just left him to it. Not a peep from them.

Probably embarrassed by the cunt and don’t want anything to do with it 

[Quagmire]

Poor Stuart George has been banished from the JOGLE. Looks like he was producing too many receipts for the main mans liking. 

[Awayfromhomered]

10 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Nobody, I repeat nobody, should be paying anything for a charity attempt, unless ALL proceedings go into said good cause, it’s incredulous, tacky, cheap and quite simply offensive that their was an expectance(Amazon wish list for proof) that someone would expect to pay for costs/equipment/housing or food for a challenge?, That’s on the participant. Completely takes the spirit of it to fuck.

Do you not fancy it? You could start now & overtake him. I'd donate to that 

[cheesepipes]

40 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Poor Stuart George has been banished from the JOGLE. Looks like he was producing too many receipts for the main mans liking. 

Was the only boy giving him worthwhile advice aswell.

[Awayfromhomered]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Was the only boy giving him worthwhile advice aswell.

True, rather than just sucking him off he was giving practical advice. 

[The Buzzard]

Fair to say he's half-arsed it and bitten off way more than he can chew. He'd have been much better keeping it 'local' and walking the WHW or even Aberdeen to Edinburgh. Vanity has got the better of him. 

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Fair to say he's half-arsed it and bitten off way more than he can chew. He'd have been much better keeping it 'local' and walking the WHW or even Aberdeen to Edinburgh. Vanity has got the better of him. 

He's using musical inspiration in Coldplay, Taylor Swift and Foo Fighters.

 

Clearly a very sick man.

[Reverend Rave]

He definitely has an in built talent for milking any situation to his financial advantage with minimal effort.

I would hope that the charity will require full personal costings and receipts for every penny he spends on himself during this charade?

I was paying him to exercise my dog for an hour daily. Some covert checking revealed that he was out and back within 20 minutes.

Fired.