JOGLE 2025

[Pedge]

Just look at the most recent post this morning. Another pity party for one, with some arrogance and delusion sprinkled in. Complete fucking narcissist. Loads of people have tough childhoods and go through traumatic periods in their lives but don’t feel the need to tell the world about it to try and garner sympathy. Anyone else notice how many times he has said that he’s a kind hearted good person that wouldn’t harm a fly? 

[cheesepipes]

He's a very sinister man.

He shouldn't be around kids or animals.

[cheesepipes]

And I mean that purely for mental health reasons.

He's extremely unstable.

[dave_min]

Internet says the world record to complete it is 9 days. Recon I could smash it out in 7.

[Howard Marks]

49 minutes ago, Pedge said:

Just look at the most recent post this morning. Another pity party for one, with some arrogance and delusion sprinkled in. Complete fucking narcissist. Loads of people have tough childhoods and go through traumatic periods in their lives but don’t feel the need to tell the world about it to try and garner sympathy. Anyone else notice how many times he has said that he’s a kind hearted good person that wouldn’t harm a fly? 

He's lefty. Unique. WTF?! I'm a righty and have always played on the left. Surely that makes me even more unique?

Then he's just had a go at someone mentioning that the page has lost it's way. Something about walking a mile in his shoes and keeping focused.

This is unreal levels of cringe now.

 

[Pedge]

14 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

He's lefty. Unique. WTF?! I'm a righty and have always played on the left. Surely that makes me even more unique?

Then he's just had a go at someone mentioning that the page has lost it's way. Something about walking a mile in his shoes and keeping focused.

This is unreal levels of cringe now.

 

There’s great content on Instagram of him putting that left peg to use against players with physical disabilities. Dribbling past stationary players and blasting it past a bewildered goalkeeper celebrating like he’s just scored in a cup final. 

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11 minutes ago, Pedge said:

There’s great content on Instagram of him putting that left peg to use against players with physical disabilities. Dribbling past stationary players and blasting it past a bewildered goalkeeper celebrating like he’s just scored in a cup final. 

It's like an Aberdeen version of Michael Owen blasting volleys from 3 yards out at a hapless 10 year old keeper.

[Roberto]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

He's using musical inspiration in Coldplay, Taylor Swift and Foo Fighters.

 

Clearly a very sick man.

Keep Taylor Swifts name out of your mouth Zander you little cunt.

The others, yeah sums you up, but not TayTay.

[Roberto]

2 hours ago, Pedge said:

Just look at the most recent post this morning. Another pity party for one, with some arrogance and delusion sprinkled in. Complete fucking narcissist. Loads of people have tough childhoods and go through traumatic periods in their lives but don’t feel the need to tell the world about it to try and garner sympathy. Anyone else notice how many times he has said that he’s a kind hearted good person that wouldn’t harm a fly? 

His Zest fitba page was exactly the same. He employed a couple other coaches who TOLD HIM to stop posting about his past and keep that to his personal page... he ignored them and therefore the lassie and other coach guy left, he doesn't mention this though when he says 'I ran the zest football on my own'. The coaches said parents don't want to be reading about your cocaine past, keep that away from kids/special needs fitba page.

Would you listen? No no you got above your station and you were left again cause you only give a fuck about yourself.

(I wasn't one of those coaches, I wouldn't have any more dealings with that rat bastard).

[Roberto]

47 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

It's like an Aberdeen version of Michael Owen blasting volleys from 3 yards out at a hapless 10 year old keeper.

'He's only got 1 arm and is blind Zander, relax'.

[cheesepipes]

The comforting news is after this shitshow falls through we've his new Football Team that's he's creating.....not for fun or charity but for business purposes to keep a keen eye on.

Not sure where he thinks the money will come from or what league he's expecting to start in.

But Aurora FC will be everyone's favourite second team.

[Roberto]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The comforting news is after this shitshow falls through we've his new Football Team that's he's creating.....not for fun or charity but for business purposes to keep a keen eye on.

Not sure where he thinks the money will come from or what league he's expecting to start in.

But Aurora FC will be everyone's favourite second team.

Haha aye he's literally not got a grasp for reality does he?

[Howard Marks]

22 minutes ago, Roberto said:

'He's only got 1 arm and is blind Zander, relax'.

Fucking hell, he's actually posted a video of him scoring a blaster from ten yards past a disadvantaged person. At a local five a side pitch.

Fuck my life.

[brunstanesheep]

11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The comforting news is after this shitshow falls through we've his new Football Team that's he's creating.....not for fun or charity but for business purposes to keep a keen eye on.

Not sure where he thinks the money will come from or what league he's expecting to start in.

But Aurora FC will be everyone's favourite second team.

Given some of the top clubs in the world are running at heavy losses its quite amusing to think he thinks an amateur team based in NE Scotland will be a good money maker.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Fucking hell, he's actually posted a video of him scoring a blaster from ten yards past a disadvantaged person. At a local five a side pitch.

Fuck my life.

Celebrates like Sokler v the Tims at Hampden while the kids take the opportunity to wheeze on their inhalers.

The man's in his mid 40s. 

[Roberto]

41 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Fucking hell, he's actually posted a video of him scoring a blaster from ten yards past a disadvantaged person. At a local five a side pitch.

Fuck my life.

Is that the one where he celebrated like he'd won the Johnstone Paint Trophy?

He's a parody honestly.

[Roberto]

40 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Celebrates like Sokler v the Tims at Hampden while the kids take the opportunity to wheeze on their inhalers.

The man's in his mid 40s. 

He's absolutely fucking shite at football as well. Played for Trophies International during the time they were being pumped every week... the team inevitably folded.

He played in defence.

'Wand of a left foot'. Hahahahaha. Against wheelchair kids maybe.

[Pedge]

Have you seen the injury that’s keeping him bed ridden? What he describes as a divot out of his leg is actually just a marking from wearing a sock. 

[ullevi]

He has had 3 days off and not one mention in a newspaper or other media about his walk, what the heck is he doing apart from putting elastic bands round his ankles to make it look he is injured!!!

 

Has he actually done any football training qualifications? or is it just he is keen and wants money for looking after kids!!!

[Dons79]

Interesting turn of phrase at the end of his recent begging look at me posts this morning, “the bail is set at 50k?” Well seen he’s using jail terminologies, better get used to it, after he scoops the lot and fucks of, 

And what in the world is a world made for righty’s?, what fucking nonsense, oooh I sooo struggled walking down steps, ooooh my dad didn’t like me, oooo,

he’s like a 12 year old in a 45 year old body, all manner a cunts have horrific childhoods, airing them on social media isn’t the way to get over that and heal, fucking idiot, supposed to be resting up for the challenge ahead and he’s on shouting at anybody trying to defend his shite existence.

Regarding Aurora, surely you need an enhanced disclosure to work with children or vulnerable groups?, I needed that to cook and be employed when I was working in a children’s home and old folks home?, Surely he has had a criminal conviction as he brazenly stated the amount of coke he’s fucked up his nose online, for the world to see, struggling to see how he has a disclosure!.

[RDS]

7 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Fair to say he's half-arsed it and bitten off way more than he can chew. He'd have been much better keeping it 'local' and walking the WHW or even Aberdeen to Edinburgh. Vanity has got the better of him. 

Should have just done the distance doing laps of Skene and Westhill as had Costa, Starbucks and Greg's options to stop for a coffee break

[RDS]

5 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

He's lefty. Unique. WTF?! I'm a righty and have always played on the left. Surely that makes me even more unique?

Then he's just had a go at someone mentioning that the page has lost it's way. Something about walking a mile in his shoes and keeping focused.

This is unreal levels of cringe now.

 

Easy enough to walk a mile or more in his shoes as he's not needing them just now relaxing in hotel paid for by the public

[RDS]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

The comforting news is after this shitshow falls through we've his new Football Team that's he's creating.....not for fun or charity but for business purposes to keep a keen eye on.

Not sure where he thinks the money will come from or what league he's expecting to start in.

But Aurora FC will be everyone's favourite second team.

Aurora not even a team but he gets confused with his own plans. Would be camps and coaching sessions for kids just like ZesT but not a charity. Funnily enough he tried to get ZesT teams in the ADJFA and failed and got his ASN team booted out of their Scottish league after calling Secretary a cheat online and other antics and was constantly begging for money for their travel

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Should have done a sponsored Penalty Shootout against the Class of Beechwood 89.

[RDS]

2 hours ago, ullevi said:

He has had 3 days off and not one mention in a newspaper or other media about his walk, what the heck is he doing apart from putting elastic bands round his ankles to make it look he is injured!!!

 

Has he actually done any football training qualifications? or is it just he is keen and wants money for looking after kids!!!

He blocked the guy who'd offered decent advice for asking if he'd managed any media publicity after vouching he'd do it after returning from his wee break in Aberdeen and claiming guy was trying to drive his page. Paranoid sorta chap with Mitty personality 

[RDS]

2 hours ago, ullevi said:

He has had 3 days off and not one mention in a newspaper or other media about his walk, what the heck is he doing apart from putting elastic bands round his ankles to make it look he is injured!!!

 

Has he actually done any football training qualifications? or is it just he is keen and wants money for looking after kids!!!

Think he had the basic Sfa ones they award for turning up for a couple hours. Coached a Westdyke girls team for a spell I think. Possibly now all his supporters along with ZesT mums who liked free childcare opportunities and ignored fact he was a weirdo 

[The Buzzard]

12 minutes ago, RDS said:

Should have just done the distance doing laps of Skene and Westhill as had Costa, Starbucks and Greg's options to stop for a coffee break

In all seriousness, doing the distance in his local area over a month or two straight would have been another way of doing it. There's a guy down this way goes out every day in November and December and walks for charity. At least at the end of each day he's going back to his own house and sleeping in his own bed...ah I see the problem here. 

[RDS]

2 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Interesting turn of phrase at the end of his recent begging look at me posts this morning, “the bail is set at 50k?” Well seen he’s using jail terminologies, better get used to it, after he scoops the lot and fucks of, 

And what in the world is a world made for righty’s?, what fucking nonsense, oooh I sooo struggled walking down steps, ooooh my dad didn’t like me, oooo,

he’s like a 12 year old in a 45 year old body, all manner a cunts have horrific childhoods, airing them on social media isn’t the way to get over that and heal, fucking idiot, supposed to be resting up for the challenge ahead and he’s on shouting at anybody trying to defend his shite existence.

Regarding Aurora, surely you need an enhanced disclosure to work with children or vulnerable groups?, I needed that to cook and be employed when I was working in a children’s home and old folks home?, Surely he has had a criminal conviction as he brazenly stated the amount of coke he’s fucked up his nose online, for the world to see, struggling to see how he has a disclosure!.

Jimmy Saville would have got a Disclosure as he'd no convictions either. Been told ZT was a bankrupt all through ZesT and got discharged from 5 year trust deed last June and already claiming he's bankrupt again and was subject to eviction proceedings due to unpaid rent so paid accommodation for the challenge is great timing

[Howard Marks]

3 hours ago, ullevi said:

putting elastic bands round his ankles to make it look he is injured!!!

That's exactly what it looks like.

[RDS]

22 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

That's exactly what it looks like.

Just marks from elastic in his sports socks. Perfect for causing blisters rather than using the wool type socks recommended by any decent walking site.

Any word if he's recovered enough to resume the walk tomorrow or just rambling posts about himself and his woes?