JOGLE 2025

[Howard Marks]

Where has the £5k gone. What was it spent on?

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Where has the £5k gone. What was it spent on?

Bus fares. And hotel mini bar.

[Dons79]

Brewdog doggy hotel bills

[RDS]

4 hours ago, Reverend Rave said:

Who the f is paying his digs? Surely he'll run out of gullible types sooner rather than later.

Was owner of Duncano's Restaurant in Westhill last night. He yet again claimed he only needs a bed and shower but she insisted on buying the obligatory fry up he duly posted on LinkedIn.

Seems still a few gullible targets for him on there and he was looking for another for Selkirk tonight as he's put everything he had into this apparently.

His mate posted on there asking ZT to promote raffle for Trump 4 ball as had 22 of 100 tickets left for AberN £1000 fundraiser he's doing as part of Jogle for him but no sign of him doing yet. Money straight to charity not at top of his priorities 

[RDS]

No evening post yet announcing his arrival in Selkirk. Maybe trying to work out steps etc to input in Google app or missed a bus.

Could well go for dramatic post showing him sleeping rough later if nobody fell for paying for a room to go full sympathy vote as some kids have nothing so he'll easily do a night under the stars for them 🎻

[Dons79]

8 minutes ago, RDS said:

No evening post yet announcing his arrival in Selkirk. Maybe trying to work out steps etc to input in Google app or missed a bus.

Could well go for dramatic post showing him sleeping rough later if nobody fell for paying for a room to go full sympathy vote as some kids have nothing so he'll easily do a night under the stars for them 🎻

 

so first off, on my way to Selkirk 20 miles away!!!, then didn’t make it as far as Selkirk, made it to Galashiels 

then states 24.6 miles walked?, but you were going to Selkirk 20 miles away and didn’t get as far as that!!!. This boy isn’t great at lying is he.

[M1975]

59 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Where has the £5k gone. What was it spent on?

1785 Mars Bars

[RDS]

New level of bullshit or stupidity today. Aimed for 20 miles or so to Selkirk but ended up in Galashiels covering 24 plus miles for another 20 mile trip but to different town good bit North and other side of river. Got lost badly or total lies.

Certainly taking scenic route option going so far East on canals and other paths this week and not heading more direct South. With dwindling cash you'd surely use most direct route rather than adding to distance going sideways 

[dave_min]

30 minutes ago, M1975 said:

1785 Mars Bars

Or he could have employed me for 3 and a bit days.

[Dynamo]

2 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Or he could have employed me for 3 and a bit days.

My man!

[Misers Hill]

@Zander T💀

[Smokey Toes]

His route is pretty standard, but Peebles to Melrose is 24 miles and he did 24.x and only got to Galashiels, it’s an easy route to follow via Southern Upland Way, it doesn’t just magically add on miles, assume it was a coffe and cake detour that did for him

he should now be heading for Jedburgh then joining the Pennine Way, be nice if a big storm hits him then but seems not.

Selkirk made no sense at all, way to east but I see he used public transport to get his digs as he needs to make his way back to the Gala interchange tmrw. 

if he is looking in then tmrw you need to follow St Cuthberts Way, dick fuck 

interesting he just uses LinkedIn for begging posts and not his Facebook page, knobend

google maps has Peebles to Selkirk at 21 miles, sounds like he uses that to get an idea of distance, walks a wee bit, gets told the better option then stops for coffee and cake whilst planning his buses

[RDS]

13 minutes ago, Smokey Toes said:

His route is pretty standard, but Peebles to Melrose is 24 miles and he did 24.x and only got to Galashiels, it’s an easy route to follow via Southern Upland Way, it doesn’t just magically add on miles, assume it was a coffe and cake detour that did for him

he should now be heading for Jedburgh then joining the Pennine Way, be nice if a big storm hits him then but seems not.

Selkirk made no sense at all, way to east but I see he used public transport to get his digs as he needs to make his way back to the Gala interchange tmrw. 

if he is looking in then tmrw you need to follow St Cuthberts Way, dick fuck 

interesting he just uses LinkedIn for begging posts and not his Facebook page, knobendj

google maps has Peebles to Selkirk at 21 miles, sounds like he uses that to get an idea of distance, walks a wee bit, gets told the better option then stops for coffee and cake whilst planning his buses

It's a common walking route he's using but certainly not fastest to Lands End for someone using others money.

If he gets lost in areas like today ending up 6 miles from destination on wrong side of a big river on signposted route adding 5 miles and ending up in wrong town who knows where he could end up on Penine Way.

Hope he's got some kind of bus pass and Railcard as must have spent a chunk of £5k on public transport on top of hotels, breakfast, coffee and confectionery.

Funny he never posts evening meals but maybe thinks steak and chip pics might really be taking the piss

[cheesepipes]

How's he washing his underpants during this debacle.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

How's he washing his underpants during this debacle.

He'll need £3.50 for brillo pads and a packet of baby wipes.

[maryhilldon]

42 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

How's he washing his underpants during this debacle.

Gets a taxi to the dry cleaners.

[King Street Loon]

3 hours ago, RDS said:

Was owner of Duncano's Restaurant in Westhill last night. He yet again claimed he only needs a bed and shower but she insisted on buying the obligatory fry up he duly posted on LinkedIn.

Seems still a few gullible targets for him on there and he was looking for another for Selkirk tonight as he's put everything he had into this apparently.

His mate posted on there asking ZT to promote raffle for Trump 4 ball as had 22 of 100 tickets left for AberN £1000 fundraiser he's doing as part of Jogle for him but no sign of him doing yet. Money straight to charity not at top of his priorities 

Obviously the extortionate price for a Sunday Roast she charges allows her to waste money on financing the cunt.

[Hoofball]

34 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Gets a taxi to the dry cleaners.

Are those miles then added on to the amount he has “walked”

[For Fecks Sake]

He's averaging about 6 likes a post on LinkedIn, will need to reach a far bigger audience if he wants accommodation paid for during this walk.

[RDS]

12 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

He's averaging about 6 likes a post on LinkedIn, will need to reach a far bigger audience if he wants accommodation paid for during this walk.

He's fleeced 2 nights accomodation off that this week and maybe tonight and the company that supposedly does his bookings. Still no media exposure. He must be scared they actually expose him and ask obvious questions re his bizarre posts, dubious spending of others cash and time past already to remain in Scotland.

He's keeping busy deleting stuff on Facebook but bound to need to ask for cash on there soon and keep on deleting and blocking or secretly ask for cash off his uberfan who approves of him at AberN if he hasn't tried that option 

[Howard Marks]

Big day for the JOGLE. This is make or break. Time to smash it.

This is his story, this is his song. If you do the JOGLE, you are a mong.

[REDRODDIE]

Rest day today again for this fucking nutjob I see.

 

Just saw his LinkedIn page it’s quite the read. 
 

 

[Geoff_Tipps]

More interested in pleading for free accommodation than generating donations for the charity. 

This has to stop, ZT might have no shame but cannot believe Abernecessities continue to let it happen. 

 

[King Street Loon]

Rest day for the charlatan.

[Dynamo]

This morning I’d like to say a massive thank you to my friend Mark Whittle (IOSH, IOGP) we worked together many years ago, thank you Mark ❤️

Mark paid for my accommodation in Selkirk last night, I got breakfast too, all I need is a bed and a shower so I’m soo grateful.

I don’t have a list of people lined up for this, and I do need as much support as possible. 

If anyone would like to extend my booking in Selkirk tonight, I would be forever grateful.

Steve who runs the hotel I’m staying in, said if someone called him directly - he’ll give them a deal, and a discount because I’m doing this for charity.

As I sad before, I’ve put everything I have got into this.

Let me know if you can help 🤗

Tomorrow I’ll be walking 17 miles to Jedburgh from Galashiels.
 

[Zeus]

Nae much idea who this lad is (mind the zest article however). 

Great reading about it though

A quite incredible sequence of events.

[Edwin Starr]

Been reading most of the post about this.

 

Surely no one can be as bad as this.

He must have some good in him.

[Tommy]

Common sense says that you take a tent with you and then the mugs can donate to the charity instead of his accommodation.

 

[King Street Loon]

3 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Common sense says that you take a tent with you and then the mugs can donate to the charity instead of his accommodation.

 

Too cold to sleep in a tent apparently. Still goes below zero through the night he says.

[Tommy]

1 minute ago, King Street Loon said:

Too cold to sleep in a tent apparently. Still goes below zero through the night he says.

Maybe a June start date would have been more logical.