Wick And One Wicker's Journey To Civilisation.

[minijc]

Come in past the bar tup, I'll groom your loon.

HAHAHA

 

You and berto etter be mad trapping in the spiders

[BrianFaePerth]

Might have been LGIR.

Could well have been, she sounded filthy.

[daytripping]

Come through to dyce, Roberto has made me miss nightshift tonight with his bonny face

 

Best of luck with that, I think he's pissed already judging by his random posts on fb.

[Poodler]

 

Best of luck with that, I think he's pissed already judging by his random posts on fb.

I think he's with Boof now, I left to go to work min so god only knows!

[Bluto10]

Calls himself a dons fan but would rather watch Brendan Rogers in a Mersey weatherspoons than the dons biggest win since Copers 08

Tup is a fuckin joke

[E-P-K]

Fuck

 

 

 

Is your mustache for any reason ?

[tup]

I made it home eventually yesterday, at 11.15.

 

I set off at 7am ffs.

 

Was a cunt of an ending, but I'm firing off a complaint to Scotrail about the attitude of the guard for the train I meant to catch.

 

I was actually weighing up whether to smack him but my pal wisely shepherded me away.

[Quagmire]

Fuck that min, you need to get yourself hypnotised or something and get over that fear of flying. You could have been half way across the world in that time.

[The Boofon]

I think he's with Boof now, I left to go to work min so god only knows!

Fuck

 

Hee hee hee.

 

Thanks to SpamSpamSpam.

 

[gla5gowdon]

I made it home eventually yesterday, at 11.15.

 

I set off at 7am ffs.

 

Was a cunt of an ending, but I'm firing off a complaint to Scotrail about the attitude of the guard for the train I meant to catch.

 

I was actually weighing up whether to smack him but my pal wisely shepherded me away.

 

Now we know you're lying.

[gla5gowdon]

Scared of flying...

 

[The Boofon]

I actually hope your train gets blown up and you're the only casualty. Giving your money to scousers. Terrible crack.

Fuck you min.

Glad you made it home wee man.

[tup]

I was in a blind fury on Saturday, complaint went smoking into Scotrail, the weegie guard made me hate weegies even more intensely than I did already, which seemed impossible.

[Ke1t]

Scared of flying...

 

 

Fuck that, I need to get melted before I even set foot on a plane.

 

Two Valium and a good amount of Jack Daniels is the only way to fly.

[E-P-K]

I was in a blind fury on Saturday, complaint went smoking into Scotrail, the weegie guard made me hate weegies even more intensely than I did already, which seemed impossible.

 

 

 

They (Scotrail employees) are generally cunts,

 

Few months ago I purchased tickets in advance to go to Newcastle, from Keith, arrived at Keith train station to find the car park being re-tarred, so decided to drive to the next station (Huntly) and leave the car there. Anyway when we got on the train the conductor jobsworth said we could not use the tickets as they are from Keith station, and not from Huntly, the re-tarring of Keith station car park fell on deaf ears, after a very vocal discussion, with me point blankly refusing to pay for another two tickets, he then changed course and said as a gesture of good will, a one off, we could have our seats. knob.

[Ke1t]

 

 

 

They (Scotrail employees) are generally cunts,

 

Few months ago I purchased tickets in advance to go to Newcastle, from Keith, arrived at Keith train station to find the car park being re-tarred, so decided to drive to the next station (Huntly) and leave the car there. Anyway when we got on the train the conductor jobsworth said we could not use the tickets as they are from Keith station, and not from Huntly, the re-tarring of Keith station car park fell on deaf ears, after a very vocal discussion, with me point blankly refusing to pay for another two tickets, he then changed course and said as a gesture of good will, a one off, we could have our seats. knob.

 

 

Should have got his name and Emailed Scotrail on the spot. If he wouldn't give you his name, take his picture and send it as an attachment.

 

Fuck taking shit from the help. They're there to look after you, not try to put up barriers or intimidate you.

 

That's one of my biggest gripes... people in a job who clearly don't want to do their job.

 

Do your fucking job.

[Bobby Connor]

 

 

 

They (Scotrail employees) are generally cunts,

 

Few months ago I purchased tickets in advance to go to Newcastle, from Keith, arrived at Keith train station to find the car park being re-tarred, so decided to drive to the next station (Huntly) and leave the car there. Anyway when we got on the train the conductor jobsworth said we could not use the tickets as they are from Keith station, and not from Huntly, the re-tarring of Keith station car park fell on deaf ears, after a very vocal discussion, with me point blankly refusing to pay for another two tickets, he then changed course and said as a gesture of good will, a one off, we could have our seats. knob.

I once got on the Edinburgh train back from Aberdeen instead of the Inverness one. Pretty big fuck up that I was blissfully unaware of until my ticket was checked... "This isn't a valid ticket". "Aye it is it's a day return to Inverness!" The guy was really helpful so they aren't all cunts.

[tup]

The weegie I dealt with wasba complete cunt.

 

He intensified my hatred of weegies which seemed scarcely possible.

[Bluto10]

Probably just laughed in your face.

 

Just like most people would when confronted by an little angry bald man

[jassb]

Fuck the train. Get a taxi next time.

[Bobby Connor]

The weegie I dealt with wasba complete cunt.

He intensified my hatred of weegies which seemed scarcely possible.

Well if he was a weegie then obviously he was a cunt no matter what line of work the cunt was in.

[Sheep#1]

I missed the train back from a game in Inverness once, the one time I was trusted with a group of 4 train ticket. Thought I was gonna have to fork out for a new ticket for myself and reimburse the other guys from the ones I presumed they would be made to buy from the conductor. Thankfully my guy let me off as did theirs, so they're not all jobsworth cunts.

[caledonia]

You missed a chance there tup. Shagging someone who isn't a relative must surely be on all Wicksters fuckit lists.

 

It would have been more interesting than hearing about shitting baboons or ferries. Well, as long as there were no pics.

 

+1 funny as fuck

[caledonia]

I was on a sleeper train with an ex once. We had a ride, I was purposely as quiet as could be, she was her usual screaming the house down.

Anyway, about five minutes one minute after we had finished the bloke in the next cabin starts banging his bird. He put me to fucking shame the prick. I was going to knock on his door and congratulate the cunt. The walls were so thin he was actually causing us to move!!

fixed that for you

[ChutneyLove]

I prefer when Poodles is on a night-shift.

[gla5gowdon]

Probably just laughed in your face.

 

Just like most people would when confronted by an little angry bald man

 

[tommo1903]

I thought they had tightened up recently as Nigella Lawson has never been done but still got refused.

 

Worst you'd have to do is go to Belfast or London to the embassy before you go. You'll get in no bother.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh currently find myself in Nottingham. What a shithole, but eh digress.

 

On the train oop north this morning, there was an empty carriage. Given my ticket and seat was arranged in advance and that it was in a stowed carriage, eh thought fuck that, much better to sit on my tod in my own carriage.

 

So all was good until the conductor came along. He says "your seat is in carriage C". Eh says, "but this carriage is empty and there are no reserved seats, so this is good for me". He then made a face looking like he was desperate for a dump before announcing "next time, sit in your assigned seat".

 

But what's the big deal, the ticket was paid for, the empty carriage was going anyway, and my prospective seat-mate down the back had extra space. Everyone was a winner.

 

Train fowk are pricks.

[rumpus]

Eh currently find myself in Nottingham. What a shithole, but eh digress.

 

On the train oop north this morning, there was an empty carriage. Given my ticket and seat was arranged in advance and that it was in a stowed carriage, eh thought fuck that, much better to sit on my tod in my own carriage.

 

So all was good until the conductor came along. He says "your seat is in carriage C". Eh says, "but this carriage is empty and there are no reserved seats, so this is good for me". He then made a face looking like he was desperate for a dump before announcing "next time, sit in your assigned seat".

 

But what's the big deal, the ticket was paid for, the empty carriage was going anyway, and my prospective seat-mate down the back had extra space. Everyone was a winner.

 

Train fowk are pricks.

 

 

 

I once did a similiar thing to your good self, not realising the carriage was empty for a reason. The train split in half at Crewe and one section went North, the other trundled away towards friggin' Wales...

 

 

It wasn't good boyo, but the sheep were good looking.