Dad

Dom Ball: The Missing Piece o' the Puzzle 🧩 🤤

At least hanz didnae play huns at pool

"One of us" He's a useless fat cunt

Just ignore the patronising piano-tie wearing emo fuckwit MAD son 👍

Aye - a tough week this week 😑 Ach well - Dortmund'll win it all back 'n' then some 😎

DWT207: Thelin Like Winnin' (1st June 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️. Dad's Tired again... the sweat hath been pouring from one's brow 🥵. Graft: That's Dad's Way sure - if pish is worth doing, it's worth doing fucking right 👍. Needs must tbf... the graft being performed is by default tiring pish sure - but there's been a dollop o' unfamiliarity 'n' travel distance slapped on top for good fucking measure. Such is Dad's Dependability - tis he that's turned to, when pish gets tough 💪 (no just Dad tbf... but easily up there in the top few probably). It's perhaps an illness Dad has: the inability to say no to hombres ✌️. Manys a time this kind o' remit gets Dad into a smidge o' stickiness: cunts taking liberties 'n' using Dad to create smoothness for themselves. Fool Dad once, shame on you etc... but Dad doesnae mind one bitty, as long as one's back is scratched in return. Payment is nice o' course - 'n' that's the setup the now 💰. Come a few weeks (months possibly), the wisecracks about new premises for DWT may no be quite so off the cuff. Ok - maybes no a new gaff - but certainly potential for merch additions 'n' the like... time'll fucking tell 😎. It's been a whiley sure - but Dad's pretty satisfied wi' shite the now 👊. Generally speaking - there's oft been a hinderance o' some descriptive, holding Dad's Full Joy back. But there's a good chance happiness'll grow exponentially, as the strings to the bow are added to. One thing Dad has lost alas, is a follower here on Reddit 😭... the ongoing losses perhaps too much for the cunt to bear. Fair enough son - welcome back anytime 🤚. Determination hath therefore grown a good smidge; steps back fair have Dad scrabbling for ways to grab back what hath been lost... but wi'out the reasons confirmed, it's tough to know what it'll take to yank back yon specific hombre. Maybes the nectar is suffice for some other fan - here's hopin' 🤞. Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL IN MAY 2024 STANDS AT: -£49.37 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£525.86 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1445.04 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -£75.84 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that feeds off o' the intrigue surrounding the Dons New Messiah, Mr James Thelin: IT'S DWT207 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds MALMO 🟢🟢🟡🟢🟢 brommapojkarna 🟠🟢🔴🟡🟡 14:00 GMT 1/2 IF ELFSBORG 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴 ifk goteborg 🔴🟢🟡🔴🔴 14:00 GMT 29/20 GAIS 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢 halmstads bk 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 16:30 GMT 11/10 DWT ODDS: 6.72/1 DWT207 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A MALMO IF ELFSBORG 2.68/1 B MALMO GAIS 2.15/1 C IF ELFSBORG GAIS 4.15/1 MALMO Best defence, best attack, fewest defeats... these cunts are 4 Real 4 Wins from their last 5 games - currently ablaze Hosts brommapojkarna have managed just 1 win in 7 - absolute dirt Obvious cunts first - Malmo are making sure no to fuck about this term, after Thelin's Heroes pushed them all the fucking way last term. 6 out o' 6 wins o'er their hosts the day... doesnae exactly spell cause for fucking concern. Not 1 clean sheet in their last 7 have brommapojkarna - worrying for 'em, given the free-scoring nature o' Malmo. This be the banker 👍 IF ELFSBORG 8 games it's been since Elfsborg suffered defeat to goteborg... they have their number well 'n' truly Final moments for Elfsborg under the command of Master Thelin - keen they'll be to see him off with a big bag o' terrific Hosts goteborg have won 1 game at home in the last 8 - laughable Important it was to include Elfsborg for obvious reasons: Dad Trusts James to motivate these cunts to a handsome victory. 3 defeats they've suffered 7 - those being to the current top 3 (Malmo, GAIS & Djurgarden): tis only the absolute best who've overcome them. are goteborg the very best? Are they fuck 😎 GAIS Charged their way into the top 3 with a wondrous run o' 4 wins from 5 have GAIS 9 goals scored, 2 conceded during that run - the team gel hath set Hosts halmstads on the other hand have 1 win from their last 5 - the rest all defeats - pathetic Only the most ruthless stay in touch wi' Malmo - 'n' GAIS have moulded themselves into just that. Their only defeat in the last 5, was to Malmo - away from home one might add - they've figured pish out. An away day the day o' course - but halmstads have drawn blanks last couple... confidence'll be low. Terrific 🤘 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020.

Bollocks ^

He says like he's actually played on one ^ Have you fuck you fat cunt

Threw in a complimentary Magic Tree

'lose' Dumb cunt

FFS defending huns now ^ Piece o' shit

Took in, 'The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker' - the quite frankly bananas saga o' Kai Lawrence (smash, smash suh-mash). Intriguing enough it was sure; then he took a piss on a Hollywood Star whilst being readied for an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel 'n' shit reached a whole new level. Hoo mama

Saw them on yon south park birthday sure - there's them as old cunts look haha Still got it sort of (slower; sorer - usual) 😎

Ah here you've a missus? Terrific news son 🙌 And aye no much tbf - no even a felch o' a BF 🙁

Felched out your BF's bunghole