The Boofon Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 For a number of years there was a pleasant park in the centre of Bergen that was a no-go for your civilised sorts as all manner of junkies were scoring there. The feds came in and kicked them out with no plan as to what to do afterwards. They hastily threw together a fix centre, not 100 yards from where yours truly now sits. There is also a network of pedestrian underpasses right outside the centre as it is on a busy road. All the do-gooders thought the junkies would like a nice warm place to shoot up, but you guessed it, they take their gear and head straight to the underpasses. As a result there are private security bods wandering the underpasses to try and stop the increased robberies and assaults and the feds have paddy-wagons parked up as an express service to take away offenders. Property prices in the neighbourhood have crashed, and those wanting to defend their property have been told they face prosecution, whereas the junkies will get a cuddle. This has been a disaster in a city where drugs are way way less prevalent than Glasgow.Close the underpass and let the junkies take their chances crossing the busy road. Problems solved. Link to comment
tup Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Weed. Young cunts nowadays don't know they're born with the green knocking about now compared to the shite I grew up smoking. Although I smoke a lot less nowadays I can't ever picture a day I stop totally.Typical drug abusing minker from Dundee. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Close the underpass and let the junkies take their chances crossing the busy road. Problems solved. They have been known to wander about the road in a stupor during rush hour. If eh ran over one, it'd be me that got in to trouble. Justice huh? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 They have been known to wander about the road in a stupor during rush hour. If eh ran over one, it'd be me that got in to trouble. Justice huh?He's a fair man. You'd likely get Community service. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 What's your favourite drug? I used to enjoy a decent E but it's been many a year since I've had a decent one. I'm now sticking with LSD.I've never taken smack so can't say for sure but a come on from an E must be up there with the best feelings in the world. 1.Aberdeen goal2.E come one3. Getting a double yolker Link to comment
E-P-K Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I've never taken smack so can't say for sure but a come on from an E must be up there with the best feelings in the world. 1.Aberdeen goal2.E come one3. Getting a double yolker The heavy E come on was indeed a thing of beauty, forget double yolker, a double dunter was where it was all at. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Typical drug abusing minker from Dundee.Correct. Just shows you even gormless inbred midgets can be right sometimes. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 The heavy E come on was indeed a thing of beauty, forget double yolker, a double dunter was where it was all at. Spent many a fine evening emptying my bowels while gurning on a toilet for half an hour. Best shite in the world. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Spent many a fine evening emptying my bowels while gurning on a toilet for half an hour. Best shite in the world. Have you ever had a double yolker from a duck egg though? Link to comment
E-P-K Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Spent many a fine evening emptying my bowels while gurning on a toilet for half an hour. Best shite in the world. Indeed, Spent many an hour in the Bishops toilets, Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Any of you actually a regal user these days as opposed to one or twice when you were 19? Link to comment
tup Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Correct. Just shows you even gormless inbred midgets can be right sometimes.And you had the temerity to try and psychoanalyse me and come to a ludicrous conclusion with your made up findings. Must be good drugs. Just you stick to them pal and leave the real work to the professionals. Link to comment
tup Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Any of you actually a regal user these days as opposed to one or twice when you were 19?Cant say I've ever been a smoker but boys I ken were smoking a lot more than one or two Regal when they were 19. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 And you had the temerity to try and psychoanalyse me and come to a ludicrous conclusion with your made up findings. Must be good drugs. Just you stick to them pal and leave the real work to the professionals.Saying you cone across as an unhappy wee soul is not psychoanalysis it's just an opinion based on your postings. It's obviously struck a nerve though Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 And you had the temerity to try and psychoanalyse me and come to a ludicrous conclusion with your made up findings. Must be good drugs. Just you stick to them pal and leave the real work to the professionals.Saying you cone across as an unhappy wee soul is not psychoanalysis it's just an opinion based on your postings and the fact you boasted about being a bully. It's obviously struck a nerve though. Link to comment
tup Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 You must be on drugs today as you've posted slightly different versions of the same post I think I will bully you now just for a laugh. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 You must be on drugs today as you've posted slightly different versions of the same post I think I will bully you now just for a laugh.On you go stumpy Link to comment
E-P-K Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 ^^^ does ecstasy make you go for a shite or have i misunderstood this?Yip. All good stimulants will make you take a pleasurable dump. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 It makes you piss your pants.Shut the bed in my experience Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Have you ever had a double yolker from a duck egg though? Had 3 doubles in a half dozen once. Have to say I enjoyed the come on shite from a speckled dove a lot more. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Snowballs were magic E's, loved them - probably my favourite drug ever Nowadays, good quality cokeThe best I've had lately was in Edinburgh and Amsterdam.Snawba's ha ha.Mine a good few nichts on them , fucking mongolised. Nae a dancy buzz like. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I used to smoke shitloads of it daily, did so from 15 until just a couple of years ago. Packed it in a couple of times before that but always went back to it. I lived in Holland for 5 years, by the time I came home I was smoking 3-5g of white widow or haze a day. No idea how I functioned now. I'm finally at the point where I could pick up a couple of grams, smoke it for 3 days and then not rattle for a week wanting to buy more. That just sounds like me . Entirely. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 @@Roberto, mind the blue Shreks Link to comment
Quagmire Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Went down to Whitley Bay one bank holiday weekend to meet a mate from work and went into some dump of a bar that mimicked the local in Shameless. Everyone was completely wired, so much so that the owner accepted cash or lines as form of currency for pints. Will never forget the stench of coke farts in that place, was absolutely humming. Was caught in the back of my throat the rest of the day. Nae fine. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Aye they were ropey as fuck. Damon managed to bite through a seat belt on those things. Weirdo.Danger and Tea Bag Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 For those who did their formative growing in the nineties, its now apparent that drugs - especially pot - was probably at its worst. Prior to the miracle stuff thats around now, it was mainly lumps of literal shite that had bits of plastic, old engine oil and possible human remains mixed in - anything to maximise profit. Prior to that, people were too cool and groovy to give a fuck about such pish like profiteering, and as such would happily spread around the very pure goodness that came their way via the higer up dealers. From a drugs perspective, being born in the late seventies/early eighties is the pits. I can recall the hideous stuff you refer to, even from when I was in my early 20s. Common to find bits of plastic in it. Extremely variable quality, generally banding between "ropey" to "absolutely awful". You would always burn your fingers trying to heat / crumble it. Anything could be in in - boot polish, human faeces, ketamine, you name it. Hydroponics has really been a boon for the toker however and coupled with the (brief) lowering of doobie to a class C it meant that most stuff went from being imported solid shite, to being better quality UK grown stuff. Of course there were still associated evils, such as vietnamese people being trafficked to work in doobie farms etc. And still no guarantee of quality, with dealers often selling wet product, or stuff full of leaves / twigs. But even then it was much, much better than "soap bar". Anyone could grow their own and I did for a while (pre marriage) and I knew a few others who did. Its so easy. if you do it right and on a personal scale, you would only ever get caught if you boast about it (some do - amazingly). And so for many glorious years I had the very best stuff one could hope for, properly dried and cured. Heavenly. I believe its only a matter of time before its legal for "medical reasons" - they are too proud to say their policy has been wrong all along - but in the meantime, with it being back to class B (which is absurd) and random drug tests at work etc, it sadly seems more bother than its worth. But, once a year or so, I managed to drag my ass through amsterdam and can revel in it then and work couldnt say anything as Im breaking no laws Justice! Alcohol and doobie is all I have ever been interested in. I strongly believe doobie is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy (even more than alcohol which takes effort to make, gives hangovers, is addictive and causes social ills). I tried cocaine once (dont know what I was thinking) - no effect, bar a tight feeling in my throat. It was probably persil automatic or something. That said, the (smaller) guy who took it with me claimed to be buzzing. I was like "pffft". 50 quid too. Gimmie some doobie anyday. Link to comment
tup Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Almost everyone in Glasgow is hooked on something it seems. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 As a young cunt in Amsterdam, eh thought space cakes would be a much simpler way to get high. None of this smoking shit. As one had what felt like no effect, a second large one was procured and scoffled. Holy fuck was that a mistake. The fear from that was horrendous, and only afterwards did eh find out that space cakes go straight to your blood stream and smoking is a slower process. Never again Link to comment
tup Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Another drug taking Dundonian minker ^^^ Link to comment
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