Poodler Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 The tango man may have forgotten us but you won’t! 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 20 hours ago, Reed or deed said: Attracting tourists to Aberdeen? That's a good one. What would the marketing slogan be? Come to Aberdeen, it's grey and stinks of fish and congestion. It's room temperature in summer. I'm in. Where do I sign up? You forgot to mention the welcoming locals! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: You into yer whores, Moobz? Not particularly, seems to bring the tourists in though Hanzoid. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 There’s a good enough Illicit sex scene in Aberdeen, get yersel on viva street Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, Poodler said: There’s a good enough Illicit sex scene in Aberdeen, Never been the same since the Metro and Happy Valley shut. Waterloo Bar had it's moments too. Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 "Hello mi dearies. Its safe" Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 I pumped a fine small Estonian beside the Co-op on Dode street. Shithole flat. Pumped on the sofa, 30 mins. If she popped up again on VS I’d probably book again but I suspect she’s probably dead by now Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Anyone been asked to provide vaccination status in the town yet? supposed to be at that Seb Fontaine thing at the Ballroom on Saturday but the whole gang aren’t vaccinated yet, can’t see anything about a policy though Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Good point Hanzo, think that’s your first of the day! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Is it not to do with the crowd size before they can enforce it ? Na it's if it's after midnight and you can dance there(seriously) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Nightclubs and "analogous venues" Adult entertainment venues Unseated indoor events with more than 500 people, even if some are seated Unseated outdoor events with more than 4,000 people Any event with more than 10,000 people in attendance Gang bangs with two or more midgets Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: The missus last night at Fontaines DC gig at the Barrowlands That sounds like a good night. I like their energy, boy behind the bar in the Viking was playing them earlier. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: You should have seen me earlier matey. Baffling a crowd of London cunts with some tech babble. They've never heard of underlay,? Stupid cunts Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Wrong thread Fuck the Huns Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ? I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said: Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ? I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. Just tell them to fuck off, not one chance it will be enforced Or if they do just pull out some outrageous lie like there was an ambulance coming behind you Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Just tell them to fuck off, not one chance it will be enforced Or if they do just pull out some outrageous lie like there was an ambulance coming behind you You appeal on Aberdeen.gov.uk website. Maximum of 500 characters, I used 491. Could have finished it off with “wankers” but didn’t think that would help my appeal. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ? I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. Fuck, never heard of that either. Fucked if I'd pay that. Cooncil cunts can fuck off. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said: You appeal on Aberdeen.gov.uk website. Maximum of 500 characters, I used 491. Could have finished it off with “wankers” but didn’t think that would help my appeal. I wouldn't have bothered appealing even. Just ignore the fuckin' thing. You'll probably get a couple of letters threatening court action but it ain't worth their time going to courts for a one off £30/£60. Still cunts mind. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 You can now be fined for going through Union Street's bus gate (eveningexpress.co.uk) I've certainly been through there since September but ain't had no fines through. Can't remember the last time but I'm sure it was this month. Fuck em. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: You can now be fined for going through Union Street's bus gate (eveningexpress.co.uk) I've certainly been through there since September but ain't had no fines through. Can't remember the last time but I'm sure it was this month. Fuck em. Cheers. If they get back to me after my first appeal, I’ll use the “it didn’t fucking work for 7 months”. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 17 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Cheers. If they get back to me after my first appeal, I’ll use the “it didn’t fucking work for 7 months”. Looks like the last time I was there was on 1 October. I was at American Golf for a lesson and went through the toon after that. That's the only time I can think of. Have you been through the gate a few times recently or just the once on 3 October? They maybe just send out fines to repeat offenders. If I get a letter through I'm gonna smear dog shite on it and send it back unopened. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 you should’ve been fined for going to american golf beb, imo 1 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 23 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Looks like the last time I was there was on 1 October. I was at American Golf for a lesson and went through the toon after that. That's the only time I can think of. Have you been through the gate a few times recently or just the once on 3 October? They maybe just send out fines to repeat offenders. If I get a letter through I'm gonna smear dog shite on it and send it back unopened. I generally come back from Pittodrie that way. Up King Street through Union Street and then down Market Street, so must have done a few. Plus a couple of Friday’s ago I came home that way from BoD. Just asked my daughter and two of her pals have recently been done. Plus it now transpires my father in law has been done twice in September. Cunts must be raking it in for no traffic reason whatsoever. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said: Since when did the top of Union Street from Castlegate to Market Street become buses only ? I just got through a bus lane violation letter to pay £30 or £60 depending if you appeal. The “offence” took place on 3rd October. My daughter got one through earlier this week for an “offence” on 2nd October. Been taking that route for ages. Wankers. I have appealed citing lack of signage. Cunts. See now id say that’s the bottom of Union street here we go! Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Aye agreed. That's the bottom of Union Street! Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 48 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: you should’ve been fined for going to american golf beb, imo I wouldn't have paid thay either. What the fuck they gonna do? Issue a warrant for my arrest because I drove up Union Street or slice my drives off the tee? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 100% bottom of Union St. Bet everyone read it 3 times to make sense. Deserving of the fine imo. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: See now id say that’s the bottom of Union street here we go! Never. All roads in Aberdeen initially started with their low numbers from The Castlegate. At that end of Union Street the numbers are low, exactly the same as King Street. Number 1 at that end and 600 odd at the far end. Therefore indisputably the top. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Castlegate is the top end of Union Street. Holburn junction, being the lower, more southern area. Simple geography. Link to comment
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