Millertime Psychoanalysis

[Henry]

and our lounges.

[tup]

I've done well for myself.

[Stoney]

Which living room MT? Large or the Small one?

[Stoney]

[Stoney]

Then what, after you've seen how luxurious my lounge is what happens then, you are going to ask for pictures of my garden? My roof slates? My bathroom.

 

Where does this stop.

 

Im sorry if i have made you feel small in anyway during the course of this thread but thats what you get for pretending you are something you are not

[Bobby Connor]

Fuck the pair of you. There is no debate about what sort of abode beats a fucking flat in Rutherglen. In the name of Christ mins!

 

Fucking anything else is better.

[tup]

I wouldna be apologising to the weegie cunt, he deserves it.

[The Boofon]

Fuck the pair of you. There is no debate about what sort of abode beats a fucking flat in Rutherglen. In the name of Christ mins!

 

Fucking anything else is better.

 

 

Coming from the guy fae Alness as well.

[Dynamo]

Coming from the guy fae Alness as well.

 

Or Little Glasgow as it also known.

[Big Man]

"I am Spaztacus"

 

C4 tonight

 

interesting...

 

I watched the episode last night.

 

It was thought provoking and piss your pants funny at the same time.

[The Boofon]

I watched the episode last night.

 

It was thought provoking and piss your pants funny at the same time.

 

 

Saw it the other night. The blind guy was mildly amusing. Liked it when he came in with a dildo saying it wasn't working only to be told the porn shop was next door.

 

Very basic sketches don't help it too much.

 

Nothing to get offended about however. It's not as if they're taking the piss out of Millertime the handicapped. All willing participants.

[Henry]

was more their use of that word that i found credulous

 

 

FFS!

 

 

[The Boofon]

was more their use of that word that i found credulous

 

 

What word?

 

Spazticus?

 

What would you have called the show?

[Big Man]

Saw it the other night. The blind guy was mildly amusing. Liked it when he came in with a dildo saying it wasn't working only to be told the porn shop was next door.

 

Very basic sketches don't help it too much.

 

Nothing to get offended about however. It's not as if they're taking the piss out of Millertime the handicapped. All willing participants.

 

The funniest and most interesting one for me, was when they took that ''normal'' loon into the police line-up with those boys that had cerebral palsy and he started mimicking them to fit in.

 

 

Priceless.

[dervish]

The funniest and most interesting one for me, was when they took that ''normal'' loon into the police line-up with those boys that had cerebral palsy and he started mimicking them to fit in.

 

 

Priceless.

 

 

sounds magic will need to watch it. Mate of mine was in a line up once. Was slightly rigged the only folk wearing the hand-cuffs were the suspects one of which said at the end "heymin how'd they ken? we were wearing balaclavas!".

[Big Man]

sounds magic will need to watch it. Mate of mine was in a line up once. Was slightly rigged the only folk wearing the hand-cuffs were the suspects one of which said at the end "heymin how'd they ken? we were wearing balaclavas!".

 

It was a belter.

 

There was another crackin one with a blind man and a guide dog. He stops and asks a lady for directions and tells her to tell them to the dog and she does....

[Henry]

 

A TAX on bragging about your salary would be the fairest way to smash the deficit, experts have claimed.

As George Osborne prepares to wave a red briefcase containing disappointment, researchers at the Institute for Studies lobbied for a ‘boasting tax’.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Boasting is Britain’s main output, and a potentially huge revenue stream.

“For a nation that’s supposed to be broke, many of us are overly comfortable about discussing how well we’re doing.

“Every day thousands of expert boasters carefully direct the conversation towards the ‘considerable’ sums they’re paid.

“Thanks to our culture being a lake of shit, modesty is now considered ‘old-fashioned’, as if it were the preserve of tweed-clad borderline racists.”

Professor Brubaker proposes a system whereby anyone showing off about their earnings is charged 20% of their weekly salary per minute.

He said: “It’s perfect because the bored people listening have an excuse to look at their watches, while the braggart is publicly seen to be throwing money around, which is what they want.”

48-year-old company director Roy Hobbs said: “Obviously this would affect me as I actually earn a lot of money, 83.5K with generous benefits since you ask.

“I enjoy a very comfortable lifestyle in which quality wine features heavily. We have a ‘bespoke’ kitchen and go to watch opera without feeling self-conscious.”

 

The Daily Mash appear to have done a piece about MT.

[StandFree1982]

 

is this a spoof?

 

 

A TAX on bragging about your salary would be the fairest way to smash the deficit, experts have claimed.

As George Osborne prepares to wave a red briefcase containing disappointment, researchers at the Institute for Studies lobbied for a ‘boasting tax’.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Boasting is Britain’s main output, and a potentially huge revenue stream.

“For a nation that’s supposed to be broke, many of us are overly comfortable about discussing how well we’re doing.

“Every day thousands of expert boasters carefully direct the conversation towards the ‘considerable’ sums they’re paid.

“Thanks to our culture being a lake of shit, modesty is now considered ‘old-fashioned’, as if it were the preserve of tweed-clad borderline racists.”

Professor Brubaker proposes a system whereby anyone showing off about their earnings is charged 20% of their weekly salary per minute.

He said: “It’s perfect because the bored people listening have an excuse to look at their watches, while the braggart is publicly seen to be throwing money around, which is what they want.”

48-year-old company director Roy Hobbs said: “Obviously this would affect me as I actually earn a lot of money, 83.5K with generous benefits since you ask.

“I enjoy a very comfortable lifestyle in which quality wine features heavily. We have a ‘bespoke’ kitchen and go to watch opera without feeling self-conscious.”

 

The Daily Mash appear to have done a piece about MT.

 

No it's real.

 

[Karl Fletcher]

is this a spoof?

 

 

 

It's from the Daily Mash yi daftie

[tup]

He disna ken what the Daily Mash is

[rgudon]

[StandFree1982]

Being a weegie, i'm surprised he knows what day of the week it is.

[Bluto10]

nor do i.

[tup]

He will certainly ken his way to the 'oafie' and back that's for sure.

[tup]

Whoooooooosh!

[rgudon]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/rangers-to-become-a-pub-team-2012062932480

[Henry]

WOOOSH!

 

completely and utterly wrong time to use a "whoosh"

 

Whoooooooosh!

[BWG]

What a thread

[Arabian Knight]

the cunt called autistic fowk spastics n then widna apologise.. ez is low is ye cin git

[fatjim]

I'd never seen this thread before. reading the first few pages it would make sense that Frankie is on the spectrum.

 

As someone who has met him years ago he did come across as being a bit thick so that in conjunction with possibly being on the spectrum seems spot on.

 

I sometimes wonder if I am on the spectrum as I hate socialising and find small talk very difficult. I have many friends who have been diagnosed in later life as being on the spectrum and in some ways it has made them happier as they now have a reason for the way they are.