Stoney Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Which living room MT? Large or the Small one? Link to comment
Stoney Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Then what, after you've seen how luxurious my lounge is what happens then, you are going to ask for pictures of my garden? My roof slates? My bathroom. Where does this stop. Im sorry if i have made you feel small in anyway during the course of this thread but thats what you get for pretending you are something you are not Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Fuck the pair of you. There is no debate about what sort of abode beats a fucking flat in Rutherglen. In the name of Christ mins! Fucking anything else is better. Link to comment
tup Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I wouldna be apologising to the weegie cunt, he deserves it. 3 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Fuck the pair of you. There is no debate about what sort of abode beats a fucking flat in Rutherglen. In the name of Christ mins! Fucking anything else is better. Coming from the guy fae Alness as well. 1 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Coming from the guy fae Alness as well. Or Little Glasgow as it also known. 1 Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 "I am Spaztacus" C4 tonight interesting... I watched the episode last night. It was thought provoking and piss your pants funny at the same time. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I watched the episode last night. It was thought provoking and piss your pants funny at the same time. Saw it the other night. The blind guy was mildly amusing. Liked it when he came in with a dildo saying it wasn't working only to be told the porn shop was next door. Very basic sketches don't help it too much. Nothing to get offended about however. It's not as if they're taking the piss out of Millertime the handicapped. All willing participants. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 was more their use of that word that i found credulous FFS! 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 was more their use of that word that i found credulous What word? Spazticus? What would you have called the show? Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Saw it the other night. The blind guy was mildly amusing. Liked it when he came in with a dildo saying it wasn't working only to be told the porn shop was next door. Very basic sketches don't help it too much. Nothing to get offended about however. It's not as if they're taking the piss out of Millertime the handicapped. All willing participants. The funniest and most interesting one for me, was when they took that ''normal'' loon into the police line-up with those boys that had cerebral palsy and he started mimicking them to fit in. Priceless. Link to comment
dervish Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 The funniest and most interesting one for me, was when they took that ''normal'' loon into the police line-up with those boys that had cerebral palsy and he started mimicking them to fit in. Priceless. sounds magic will need to watch it. Mate of mine was in a line up once. Was slightly rigged the only folk wearing the hand-cuffs were the suspects one of which said at the end "heymin how'd they ken? we were wearing balaclavas!". Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 sounds magic will need to watch it. Mate of mine was in a line up once. Was slightly rigged the only folk wearing the hand-cuffs were the suspects one of which said at the end "heymin how'd they ken? we were wearing balaclavas!". It was a belter. There was another crackin one with a blind man and a guide dog. He stops and asks a lady for directions and tells her to tell them to the dog and she does.... Link to comment
Henry Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 A TAX on bragging about your salary would be the fairest way to smash the deficit, experts have claimed. As George Osborne prepares to wave a red briefcase containing disappointment, researchers at the Institute for Studies lobbied for a ‘boasting tax’. Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Boasting is Britain’s main output, and a potentially huge revenue stream. “For a nation that’s supposed to be broke, many of us are overly comfortable about discussing how well we’re doing. “Every day thousands of expert boasters carefully direct the conversation towards the ‘considerable’ sums they’re paid. “Thanks to our culture being a lake of shit, modesty is now considered ‘old-fashioned’, as if it were the preserve of tweed-clad borderline racists.” Professor Brubaker proposes a system whereby anyone showing off about their earnings is charged 20% of their weekly salary per minute. He said: “It’s perfect because the bored people listening have an excuse to look at their watches, while the braggart is publicly seen to be throwing money around, which is what they want.” 48-year-old company director Roy Hobbs said: “Obviously this would affect me as I actually earn a lot of money, 83.5K with generous benefits since you ask. “I enjoy a very comfortable lifestyle in which quality wine features heavily. We have a ‘bespoke’ kitchen and go to watch opera without feeling self-conscious.” The Daily Mash appear to have done a piece about MT. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 is this a spoof? A TAX on bragging about your salary would be the fairest way to smash the deficit, experts have claimed. As George Osborne prepares to wave a red briefcase containing disappointment, researchers at the Institute for Studies lobbied for a ‘boasting tax’. Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Boasting is Britain’s main output, and a potentially huge revenue stream. “For a nation that’s supposed to be broke, many of us are overly comfortable about discussing how well we’re doing. “Every day thousands of expert boasters carefully direct the conversation towards the ‘considerable’ sums they’re paid. “Thanks to our culture being a lake of shit, modesty is now considered ‘old-fashioned’, as if it were the preserve of tweed-clad borderline racists.” Professor Brubaker proposes a system whereby anyone showing off about their earnings is charged 20% of their weekly salary per minute. He said: “It’s perfect because the bored people listening have an excuse to look at their watches, while the braggart is publicly seen to be throwing money around, which is what they want.” 48-year-old company director Roy Hobbs said: “Obviously this would affect me as I actually earn a lot of money, 83.5K with generous benefits since you ask. “I enjoy a very comfortable lifestyle in which quality wine features heavily. We have a ‘bespoke’ kitchen and go to watch opera without feeling self-conscious.” The Daily Mash appear to have done a piece about MT. No it's real. 1 Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 is this a spoof? It's from the Daily Mash yi daftie Link to comment
tup Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 He disna ken what the Daily Mash is Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Being a weegie, i'm surprised he knows what day of the week it is. Link to comment
tup Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 He will certainly ken his way to the 'oafie' and back that's for sure. Link to comment
rgudon Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/rangers-to-become-a-pub-team-2012062932480 Link to comment
Henry Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 WOOOSH! completely and utterly wrong time to use a "whoosh" Whoooooooosh! Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 the cunt called autistic fowk spastics n then widna apologise.. ez is low is ye cin git 2 Link to comment
fatjim Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 I'd never seen this thread before. reading the first few pages it would make sense that Frankie is on the spectrum. As someone who has met him years ago he did come across as being a bit thick so that in conjunction with possibly being on the spectrum seems spot on. I sometimes wonder if I am on the spectrum as I hate socialising and find small talk very difficult. I have many friends who have been diagnosed in later life as being on the spectrum and in some ways it has made them happier as they now have a reason for the way they are. Link to comment
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