Festive Dons Chants

[Quanny]

I hope no1 else has thought of this 1 haven't read the other posts.

 

We've had joy we've had fun

In a league without the Huns......

 

Not much but a start.

[fine-n-dandy]

I hope no1 else has thought of this 1 haven't read the other posts.

 

We've had joy we've had fun

In a league without the Huns......

 

Not much but a start.

 

 

Hope the day never comes

When the fuckers they return

[tightbreeks]

some tunesmith should give it big licks and recite "rhyme of the ancient mariner"

 

failing that, this could be stoater.

 

 

a part each, stand up in ther sit down bit one by one.

[tup]

Tis the season to be Andrew Jolly, tra la la la la, la la la la.

[tup]

Christmas time

Bitch, moan and whine

Langfield fucks up for the umpteenth time

 

With logs on the fire

And gifts on the tree

It's time to get a new keeper ASAP.

[THE GRIM SHEEPER]

WHEN RANGERS GOT STUCK IN THE TAX DODGE.

 

THEY BEGAN TO CRY

 

THE CHEATS AND SCUM WERE TOO FUCKING DUMB

 

SO THEN THEY HAD TO DIE

 

OUR TROPHIES ARE GONE

 

OUR HISTORY'S NONE

 

DURRANTS KNEE IS STILL WOBBLY TOO

 

WHEN RANGERS GOT STUCK IN THE TAX DODGE

 

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[The Boofon]

At least your chin will be handy for cracking walnuts on Christmas Day MT min.

 

 

That chin has had plenty nuts cracked off it in it's day.

[chaos_defrost]

I think it's sad that in Millertime's eyes the be all and end all to being an acceptable human being can be determined by a person's looks and he's such an ugly cunt. He must absolutely despise himself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(just joking MT, you're at least a 5/10 )

[Redstar]

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri

Down the road I go, sliding all the way.

I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.

My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

 

 

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.

Bump...fucking genius Tommy

[Tommy]

Bump...fucking genius Tommy

Such a genius, I just found this. :-)

[The Boofon]

Jingle bells, bluto smells

He's shat himself again

He downed a beer, to impress his peers,

Next week it'll be the same

oh

@@360 your finest moment.

[reekie_dock]

[dave_min]

Jingle bells, bluto smells

He's shat himself again

He downed a beer, to impress his peers,

Next week it'll be the same

oh

 

Holy shit.

 

This might be the best thing on the internet.

[maryhilldon]

No wonder we don't have any good songs and the atmosphere at Pittodrie is shit! It seems the people of the northeast lack wit and humour. Unless calling people 'c#nts' or 'id#@ts' counts? Just read back a few pages on this thread, absolutely toe-curling.

[rumpus]

Fuck off-then you curly toed cunt.

[maryhilldon]

You forgot to call me an idiot as well.

[maryhilldon]

You forgot the 'id#@t' bit.

[rumpus]

^ you are an as well.

 

Happy now?

[maryhilldon]

Strange you get blocked from calling someone an id#@t but 'cunt' is acceptable.

[maryhilldon]

Thats better. Cheers

[rumpus]

^ no problem chum, happy to be of assistance

[dave_min]

Strange you get blocked from calling someone an id#@t but 'cunt' is acceptable.

 

Delete your account then.

[maryhilldon]

Delete your fuckin account. Id#@t

[Pudgie]

Weegies telling proper people how to be funny

[Guest milne_afc]

No wonder we don't have any good songs and the atmosphere at Pittodrie is shit! It seems the people of the northeast lack wit and humour. Unless calling people 'c#nts' or 'id#@ts' counts? Just read back a few pages on this thread, absolutely toe-curling.

This one doesn't even rhyme

[Tommy]

This one doesn't even rhyme

He got wit and shit but put humour before shit.

Poor weegie shite.

Toe curling.

[maryhilldon]

Wrong, i put shit before humour.

Poor northeast shite.

Toes getting curlier.

[Tommy]

Wrong, i put shit before humour.

Poor northeast shite.

Toes getting curlier.

Well spotted.

[The Oxford Don]

Strange you get blocked from calling someone an id#@t but 'cunt' is acceptable.

 

This isn't actually strange at all.

 

идиот is deeply offensive.

[dave_min]

This isn't actually strange at all.

 

идиот is deeply offensive.

You've taken that too far, delete your account immediately.