Dynamo Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 someone who leads a "life", with the style and attitude that 99% of folk on here do, have absolutely no rhyme (THATS humour) nor reason to be attempting to question anything or joke about anything the 1% of folk on here do/say So you're saying we're better than the rest, and they won't understand? Can we at least offer an olive branch? Link to comment
Henry Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I think the marriage proposal may have gone badly. 2 Link to comment
tup Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 youre the worst of the lot Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 if i were you id haud yer wheesht, old man Careful, I've see a picture of you. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 At least your chin will be handy for cracking walnuts on Christmas Day MT min. 2 Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Christ Frankie, did she say no or something? Link to comment
snoyl Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 As a proud member of M.U.G, I can sadly say MT has lost the plot in the best way he knows how! BOOM! 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 no, i slept in and have something i need to do, but havent fully awoken yet to start it im warming up on here ok, you can apologise for your unusual behaviour when you are warmed up. Then we can all be friends. Link to comment
tup Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 To be fair, had I woken up to the realisation I lived in a slum in the middle of weegieland on a grim winter's morning, there's a fair chance I'd be in a stinker of a mood as well. 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 apologise? APOLOGISE? Aye. APOLOGISE Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 youre the worst of the lot, but not for the reasons you'd like you are genuinely, very, very unattractive not so much the fact you're bald, as that can sometimes look distinctive, as bruce willis proves, or the bad guy out of the titanic (now) however, its the fact your face is too small for your head, scrunched up like the baddy out of bugs bunny in fact, was his name now, quite aptly, elmer fud?Frunkie has finally tipped over the precipice. Careful, I've see a picture of you. Link to comment
Stoney Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 To be fair, had I woken up to the realisation I lived in a slum in the middle of weegieland on a grim winter's morning, there's a fair chance I'd be in a stinker of a mood as well. theres a fair chance i'd not be wakening up at all. Fuck that 1 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 MT, do you actually take steroids? Genuine question. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 depends if you can suitably prove you're of the minority on here Do you honestly think you know anything about anyone on here based purely on what they post? Everyone is on the fucking wind up on here. Including you I am sure.Or at least I hope, because if you're like this in real life you're a fucking bell end. 5 1 Link to comment
tup Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 I have it on good authority that he is indeed a bellend. There's only one Jamie WinterOne Jamie WinterWaddling alongToo out of breath to manage a songWalking in a Winter wonderland. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 In the brain, he is lacking,takes the roids, just needs a slapping,head like a melon, won't take a telling,Millertimes a cock. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 We three kings of Loriston areOne in a taxi, one in a carOne on a scooterBeeping his hooterFollowing yonder planning application mannie from the council Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Rockin around Pittod-er-ie,Cos we're gonna win the leagueJonny Hayes dancing merrily,past defenders easily Osbourne's gonna break you if you try and, run awayNiall McGinn scores with a volley,What a cross from young Shaughnessy! Rocking around Pittod-er-ie,As the snow falls on the redsIf you get a corner, dearie me,expect a snowball on your head. Langfield may be prone to drop a clanger, yes indeedBut Ando clears up on his own,Be better off with a traffic cone! Link to comment
Macca Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Rockin around Pittod-er-ie,Cos we're gonna win the leagueJonny Hayes dancing merrily,past defenders easily Osbourne's gonna break you if you try and, run awayNiall McGinn scores with a volley,What a cross from young Shaughnessy! Rocking around Pittod-er-ie,As the snow falls on the redsIf you get a corner, dearie me,expect a snowball on your head. Langfield may be prone to drop a clanger, yes indeedBut Ando clears up on his own,Be better off with a traffic cone! Tremendous! With regard the other goings on in the thread...Reckon Jeremy Kyle would do a "I HAD A BREAKDOWN ON AN ONLINE FOOTBALL FORUM" show? Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 While Weegies arguedWho was bestAnd cashed their giros inThe mighty Dons of AberdeenScored goals from Niall McGinn Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 While Weegies arguedWho was bestAnd cashed their giros inThe mighty Dons of AberdeenScored goals from Niall McGinn The Hibs and Heartshave HIVAnd Dundee teams are gayHere comes another pinpoint crossfrom mighty Jonny Hayes Ross County, Saints and ICTThey are the Diddy TeamsThere's one team that I love the mostAnd that is Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen etc... Link to comment
360 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Jingle bells, bluto smellsHe's shat himself againHe downed a beer, to impress his peers, Next week it'll be the sameoh 5 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Dundeh is a fuckin shitholeDundeh is a fuckin shitholeDundeh is a fuckin shithole& it smells like your mum Second verse Your sisters a whore& you've shagged her for sureDundeh is a fuckin shithole& it smells like your mum For Dundee away before New Year. Gonna be offshore & gutted to miss this one Link to comment
Crossbow Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Niall McGinn, the Angels did sayWas for certain poor shepherds down Pittodrie wayIn fields where they lay keeping their sheepOn a cold winter's night that was so deep.Niall, Niall, Niall, NiallCheers for the goals to the Aberdeen! They looked up and saw the starShining in the North beyond them farAnd to the scum it gave great frightAnd on he went scoring day and night.Niall, Niall, Niall, NiallCheers for the goals to the Aberdeen! Link to comment
Top Cat Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Christmas time, Millertime does whine,His bird's only went, and said no this time,His dad's back's on fire,His chin's big as three,It's time to rejoice that we're not MT, 14 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Do you think MillerTime is a half MT or a half fool kind of guy? 3 Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Christmas time, Millertime does whine,His bird's only went, and said no this time,His dad's back's on fire,His chin's big as three,It's time to rejoice that we're not MT, best on so far and it rhymes so MT will like it Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Mt stop being a whiney bitch. Repeat until fade. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 You know she said no. You know she said noo-oo-oo. Millertime, you know she said no! 1 Link to comment
MURRA Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 You better watch out You better not cry You'll get knocked out I'm telling you why Isaac Osbourne's coming to town He's making a hit list He'll hack and slide; He's gonna find out Who's a little shite Isaac Osbourne's coming to town He sees you when you're cheating He knows when you're fake He knows if you're a tim or hun So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry You'll get knocked out I'm telling you why Isaac Osbourne's coming to town Isaac Osbourne is cominnng to tooown!!!! Fair tricket with my wee song. hopefully get it sung at a few games . :flag: Link to comment
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