maryhilldon Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 And THAT marmite style keech...Longs that last for?!Depends, what have you eat? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 It’s a BOY (MT™) congratulations Prince Milliam...... Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 C'mon MT get a pic of the cunt up....... and one of the bairn. Link to comment
Old manny Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 BOOM My son born today, 1059am, 8lbs 3 oz MAGICAL Mario MillerCongrats Frankie. He's a handsome wee fella 14 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 There should be a compulsory intelligence test at age ten. Anyone failing gets sterilized before puberty. Clean up the gene pool, solve over-population issues and boost wealth. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Not long, turns into green sludge then proper shite, then they wreak your house, they get older, turn into spoilt little cunts, then they fuck off and circle you like a vulture until you die so they can fight over your possessions. In a nutshell. Haha perfectly described.Congrats MT.The first few months are mental but once you get into a routine youll be fine and dandy... Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Haha perfectly described.Congrats MT.The first few months are mental but once you get into a routine youll be fine and dandy... Not a huge leap then. Link to comment
boboisared Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just saw this. Congratulations @@Millertime Link to comment
Tommy Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just saw this. Congratulations @@MillertimeI saw your name and was ‘better check it’s nae him again’ 2 Link to comment
boboisared Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I saw your name and was ‘better check it’s nae him again’ Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I saw your name and was better check its nae him againBeat me to it. Hahahaha. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Damned if I'll let the weegies outdo us Aberdonians! Mrs Chewie and I are expecting twins in September! BOOM (MT™) 8 Link to comment
Quagmire Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Fuck I always thought you were bent Chewie. Congratulations min 3 Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Congrats min...twins would've been ideal for me. Would be got it out they way all at once MT wait until they get to 2 and the tantrums and attitude kick in. Terrific. How's the sleep going? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Holy shit. I must admit, I have to agree with Quagmire. I really did assume you were a shirt lifter. Congratulations though. A true blessing is twins. ATB. 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 It gets worse? FUCK....was starting to count down the months till she's 3 and hopefully they tailed off. Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I'm maybe being slightly OTT Some days she's absolutely fine, but the days she's nae...and 100% acts up to me more than the wife. Joys Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Holy shit. I must admit, I have to agree with Quagmire. I really did assume you were a shirt lifter. Congratulations though. A true blessing is twins. ATB.Adopting... Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Damned if I'll let the weegies outdo us Aberdonians! Mrs Chewie and I are expecting twins in September! BOOM (MT™) Great news Chewie, congrats to you and the Mrs 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I thought Chewie was a poof too. Go figure.Little Lumpys on the way. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 It gets worse? FUCK....was starting to count down the months till she's 3 and hopefully they tailed off.Just when you think you are seeing light at the end of the tunnel you will have another one. I'd take a tantrum over a 2am feed any day. Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Very true. Dinna miss those days at all Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Congrats Chewie. I knew you weren't a poof given you were out in America (not that you ever mentioned it) with your girlfiend/ fiance. These boys above clearly a bit slow on the uptake. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Congrats Chewie. I knew you weren't a poof given you were out in America (not that you ever mentioned it) with your girlfiend/ fiance. These boys above clearly a bit slow on the uptake.Or not as gullible as you. Eh too thought Chewie was a big poof. But these days even Elton John is a dad. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 lol Elton Takes David Up The Aisle aye congrats MT & Chewie Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 that's fantastic news Chewie -- congratulations! 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Based on personal experience if it starts well, it continues well. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Suck it up now boys. The physical tiredness experienced when they're 0-10 is nothing compared to the mental exhaustion caused when they start thinking they're adults and calling you out on everything! I have 3 of them aged from 12 to 35. Fantastic though. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Suck it up now boys. The physical tiredness experienced when they're 0-10 is nothing compared to the mental exhaustion caused when they start thinking they're adults and calling you out on everything! I have 3 of them aged from 12 to 35. Fantastic though. That's what we all thought Chewie was doing. 1 Link to comment
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