Chewie37 Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 I’ve given that up completely. Less funny (in my mind) quips. Less shit jokes. Give up puns. A gap in the market for me to take over then? Excellent Lets make 2019 the year of settling down - so far a wedding Hat being purchased for: Bad_MobbyPoodler Didn’t even know they were seeing each other, congratulations lads @@cheesepipes will be pleased for you.... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 A gap in the market for me to take over then? Excellent Didn’t even know they were seeing each other, congratulations lads @@cheesepipes will be pleased for you....All yours. Was teetering on the edge of the fear earlier. Might give up narcotics for a few days. 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 2018 wit a cunt eh a year fir brian fae perth n mcdoogy..pair eh cunts goat ragdolled aboot aw ower the shoap..thil b hapin thil nae be mare eh the same in 2019 but eh widna pit ony £ oan it..big attitude chinges needed fir thon pair eh jockeys 1 1 Link to comment
minijc Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 No need as he’s making mugs of the bookies instead and couldn’t afford the drop in income.Your obsession with me is very strange but funny, you're the epitome of a cuck. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Humour bypass mini, just a bit of fun you brought on with some cracking claims. All the best to you and your parents for 2019Claims, it can all be backed up, stick to collecting trainers you wince. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 2018 wit a cunt eh a year fir brian fae perth n mcdoogy..pair eh cunts goat ragdolled aboot aw ower the shoap..thil b hapin thil nae be mare eh the same in 2019 but eh widna pit ony £ oan it..big attitude chinges needed fir thon pair eh jockeysEh had defeated tup and Rumpus by late January afore moving to the land of plenty with my Indian Ocean views and pool. And that was just the rental. Got the same in the new place. A bastard of a year alright, in comparison to you who lives on an estate, fakes stories about Es and pulls his little tadger by the canal thinking of posters here. 6 1 Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted December 31, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted December 31, 2018 Eh had defeated tup and Rumpus by late January afore moving to the land of plenty with my Indian Ocean views and pool. And that was just the rental. Got the same in the new place. A bastard of a year alright, in comparison to you who lives on an estate, fakes stories about Es and pulls his little tadger by the canal thinking of posters here.Lol+1 Brian 1 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 wan hing ehl nae be daein next year is spread oot manchebs cheeks agen..thats wan mistak ehv learnt fae. hid the cunt bent ower a barrel acoupla month ago n ez bate is aw matted hair tanglet up wi bedsares oozin pus n skitters..ez goat an infection. Aye thats wan field ye dinna want tae plow..its ez defence like a skunk giein aff a scent Link to comment
minijc Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Calm down mini. You’re clearly in desperate need of a ride. Get out tonight and break the droughtYou want to watch? Heard you like that sort of stuff Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 domnic even fir a strait laced henpecked wee boyscout like yersel ye must ken yev climbed intae bed wi a tainted manny there..cunt eh a year fir him..n e hid fae tup n rumpus innaw. some company ye keep like Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted December 31, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted December 31, 2018 domnic even fir a strait laced henpecked wee boyscout like yersel ye must ken yev climbed intae bed wi a tainted manny there..cunt eh a year fir him..n e hid fae tup n rumpus innaw. some company ye keep likeIf my interpretation of your Klingon shite works, nowt wrong wi Brian. Anyone who winds up some of the arseholes on here who speak shite and think they're the dogs danglies are sound as a pound in my book ;-) Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 More Camping/Hiking Catch a (sea) bass Nothing else bar progress with career etc. Life can carry on as it is. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 New Years resolutions as follows: Back to the gym minimum 3 times a week and also get involved in the badders again at work. Clear out the garage of the little ones toys and get my punchbag hung which has been in the box for the past year. Whether or not I’ll use it is a different matter but I aim to have it up by spring time. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Don’t make resolutions as they’re doomed to fail. Going to exercise a bit more and start boxing again as a means to keep fit. Got to keep active as the mid 40’s grab youCould join mcdougall4 at Boxercise Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted December 31, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted December 31, 2018 You're in need of a new act for 2019 tooAbsolutely stinking routineHaha+1 Frankie 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 fuck up hermit..yer auld news..a toy thit wis yased n abyased Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Anyone doing the New Year dip in the North Sea. Sounds like a great idea, 14 days on the lash eating total shit and then dipping yourself into an ice cold sea to mark a new year. Anyone going for it should get a relative to give us a time when you die so we can deliberately not applaud at the next home game due to sheer fucking stupidity. Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Anyone doing the New Year dip in the North Sea. Sounds like a great idea, 14 days on the lash eating total shit and then dipping yourself into an ice cold sea to mark a new year. Anyone going for it should get a relative to give us a time when you die so we can deliberately not applaud at the next home game due to sheer fucking stupidity.You’d be a shite triathlete. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 100% correct! I’d be with Bluto in a bar after 750 yards saying fuck this shit let’s get a beer! Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Resolutions are for poofs and wifies. They won't stick to them either lying poofy/wifie cunts. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 ez been tellin cunts ez uncle wis standin oan the stairs whin the ibrox disaster kicked aff Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 Don’t make resolutions as they’re doomed to fail.Going to exercise a bit more and start boxing again as a means to keep fit. Got to keep active as the mid 40’s grab you New Years resolutions as follows:Back to the gym minimum 3 times a week and also get involved in the badders again at work.Clear out the garage of the little ones toys and get my punchbag hung which has been in the box for the past year. Whether or not I’ll use it is a different matter but I aim to have it up by spring time.FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 Terrible and not worth itThanks, noted and ignored Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 A threesome3 on 1 not acceptable unless it’s on a bird Faggots Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Adopt an Icelandic bairn and call it Quincy. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 T'ai chi Lead singer Carol Decker was worth a pop when they released China in Your Hand Link to comment
eeps Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Little known fact ,she is heiress to the Double Decker family fortune.Also inventors of the large bus Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Also inventors of the large busLost her virginity to Les Dennis too Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Lost her virginity to Les Dennis tooAs did bluto. 1 Link to comment
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