E-P-K Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Diana was like the big sister I never had. Now now, She was born 4 years younger than you, so she would never have been the big sister you never had. Link to comment
Lencarl Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Someday a poster will ask what celebrity would you most like as a family member. Untill that day arrives they can all GTF. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 What celebrity would you most like as a relative? Link to comment
KidCreole Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 What celebrity would you most like as a relative?pol pot would be fun or Stalin, But you would have to wait until some twat mentions that they saw Cheryl Crow on Regent st and then bam you hit them with it Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 pol pot would be fun or Stalin, But you would have to wait until some twat mentions that they saw Cheryl Crow on Regent st and then bam you hit them with it I met Cheryl Cole at the Me Hotel in the Strand a couple of years ago at a book signing bash if that helps. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I met Cheryl Cole at the Me Hotel in the Strand a couple of years ago at a book signing bash if that helps.Were you sharing a stage when promoting your biopic 'from Cullen skink to under the kitchen sink'? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Were you sharing a stage when promoting your biopic 'from Cullen skink to under the kitchen sink'? No I was there with Duncan from Blue. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Try telling that to Paul Walker. You'd get in a Jam if you did. Wait for it... Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I say he was a queer cunt who produced absolutely shite music. He was clearly up the backside of gay, nefarious record executives. Also a junkie. I'll take my life over his any day. I'd say he was a short cunt who got his fair share of fanny cos he had something... talent, for example, ...unlike your good self. I'd be fucked if i'd take your life over his. He achieved more in 57 years than you (as a no mark) would achieve in a thousand years. 3 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 pol pot would sort shit out, anybody wearing glasses or caught reading a book, your a goner. a bit of good old fashioned genocide might help the world get back in balance, or a big plague. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 i see prince didn't believe in time, thought it was a mind construct. oh aye, he got that one wrong. and i'm sure jehovah witnesses don't celebrate birthdays, so that probably had something to do with it. prince, you eejit. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 'Little Red Beret' is my favourite of hisThat's a bridge too far..... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 No I was there with Duncan from Blue. I got a call from him in the middle of the night Link to comment
KidCreole Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I met Cheryl Cole at the Me Hotel in the Strand a couple of years ago at a book signing bash if that helps.where you signing books or was she Link to comment
KidCreole Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 pol pot would sort shit out, anybody wearing glasses or caught reading a book, your a goner. a bit of good old fashioned genocide might help the world get back in balance, or a big plague.May I recommend a documentary called the act of killing, Right up your ally https://thevideo.me/nzcm4r27kbpq Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I have never understood why ordinary folk think it's so sad when these Celebrities kick the bucket. Its because they have f-all else in their mundame lives. Look at this article from the BBC, marvel at the intellectual level of the UK public: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36108133 (warning: the article carries the alarming news that there is a clear upward trend in the amount of celebrity deaths) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 where you signing books or was sheNeither. It was one of the other Girls Aloud hairies. Apologies for misleading. It was a book launch not a book signing. I was buckled so got mixed up a bit there. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 http://www.capitalfm.com/artists/cheryl-cole/news/kimberley-walsh-book-launch/ Kimberley Walsh. Link to comment
KidCreole Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Neither. It was one of the other Girls Aloud hairies. Apologies for misleading. It was a book launch not a book signing. I was buckled so got mixed up a bit there.Never mind that my uncles pol potWhos less of a tyrant than Girls Aloud so were equal I suppose Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Duncan fae Blue and Cheryl Cole said the same thing to me and Denise van Outen last month when we were at Kimberley Walsh's book launch.Here we are. Three years ago. Jesus how time flies. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Never mind that my uncles pol potCracking singer. Amazing how X Factor and similar shows are all interlinked here. http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/jan/15/paul-potts-heavy-breathe-james-corden-britains-got-talent Link to comment
KidCreole Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Cracking singer. Amazing how X Factor and similar shows are all interlinked here. http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/jan/15/paul-potts-heavy-breathe-james-corden-britains-got-talentooft i just read that nasty image to have on a friday ugh Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I know we should really do a Joe Rogan style podcast about current events and stuff. Interspersed with Hun bashing and the odd pedo joke of course Joe wasn't there so I'm not sure how that fits in here. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 What celebrity would you most like as a relative? Peter Sutcliffe... imagine the stories Uncle Peter could tell you. "So there I was, covered in prostitute blood and bits of prostitute skull and prostitute brains... my peen 'ammer in one hand, a lifeless prostitute corpse in the other, my lorry parked on double yellas... and remember this is when I looked like Oddbod out of Carry on Screaming... " Link to comment
KidCreole Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Joe wasn't there so I'm not sure how that fits in here.I am getting confused Link to comment
Lencarl Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I am getting confused Don't worry you are in the right place here. What annoys me more then the tossers that idolise " celebrities " are the loonies that dress up in Union Jack costumes camping outside for two days to wave a flag at Queenie. Now that is sad. 1 Link to comment
KidCreole Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Peter Sutcliffe... imagine the stories Uncle Peter could tell you. "So there I was, covered in prostitute blood and bits of prostitute skull and prostitute brains... my peen 'ammer in one hand, a lifeless prostitute corpse in the other, my lorry parked on double yellas... and remember this is when I looked like Oddbod out of Carry on Screaming... " Outstanding sir Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I was painting a nice purple memorial for Prince but I spelled some........puuuuuurple staaain, puuu-uuuuuurple stain Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 pedro's beard is a beaut. groomed to perfection and with that eraserhead brow, room for all the voices. i see a boy down in colchester has been caught sutcliffing. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 pedro's beard is a beaut. groomed to perfection and with that eraserhead brow, room for all the voices. i see a boy down in colchester has been caught sutcliffing.Police blamed 'easy exposure to pornography' Nae sure I'm with the dibble on that one Link to comment
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