The Buzzard Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dad said: Me too son - LASEK/LASIK bros ? 'Finally - I see you mother fucker' I said A very strange experience to undergo. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dad said: Me too son - LASEK/LASIK bros ? 'Finally - I see you mother fucker' I said Did your stroop reply? If it did....I'd recommend one of Hanz's psychiatric assessments Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: I'm not the one with Mr Magoo eyes. Shoulda ate your carrots when you was wee, instead of all that sugary shite. ?? You smackheads inject your shit into your eyeballs when you cant find any more veins to shoot the shit into. Hoo mama Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: Fear not son - eBook only ? I'll maybes do a signing thing - purchasers print off page 1, then pop along to a wee stall setup on Union Street for a photo, signature, chat and a sandwich or summat @DD1903 Give away a wee G-stew tshirt with each signature Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Born in the 30's ^ Aye ok fernando Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, The Buzzard said: Dunno if people over a certain age can still get it but I had laser eye surgery 5 years ago (age 38) and it's been one of the best things I've ever done. Work with a few folk who've had it done. Mixed results! Some can't see at night properly.? And some, approaching their late 40s are now in the old reading glecks. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Ain't no motherfucker putting no lasers near my eyes. Fuck that shit. Yet a cock up your arse is no problem. Bizarre priorities. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dad said: Ach the prick had his chance son - official DWT tees will be offered ? That's the spirit Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, DD1903 said: Give away a wee G-stew tshirt with each signature Wee Jay t-shirts would be better. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 That's Chancer away to meet up with Willie again https://www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/tributes-andy-gray-after-legendary-scottish-actor-and-comedy-star-passes-away-3104398 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Used to like City Lights (nae sure how it’s aged) It's on iPlayer. I'm going to watch a few episodes in tribute. Liked it when I was a nipper. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Just being a cunt Buzz. Don’t think you had any I did wonder! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 9 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Got it done circa 15 year ago, after my eyes going to fuck in my early 20’s Perfect eyesight since Same. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 9 hours ago, Dad said: @The Buzzard Disgusting it was - and for a solid 5 days after. Decided a lift after wasnae worth organising - just get the train I thought - I was scared son...scared and along by golly. I would have wept when I got home had it not been for the doctors orders, 'dinnae fucking cry by fuck' Did you not take anyone with you? I had to get helped home with streaming eyes and wearing shades. I looked fucking ridiculous. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 10 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Fuck that. I'd rather wear goggles or just blunder about banging in to cunts, grabbing tits and that like Wally Carew. I had to wear goggles in bed for a week after the op. ??♂️ Was to save rubbing or anything in my sleep. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Used to like City Lights (nae sure how it’s aged) Met Chancer and Grant Stott in Drummonds a few years back. Had a good chat. Good lads. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I bumped into a mate 5 mins after leaving the place and went and got pished in the Prince of Wales (then the Vic) A little bit of tears won’t stop me Blame the laser treatment for that or just being clumsy? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Lettering on the back “ I fought the bookies and the bookies won” B-side of a Clash classic. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 File another under thought they died years ago 1 Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Good for Spurs. 1 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Larry King deid. Great soundtrack that won Elton John an Oscar. 3 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said: Good for Spurs. Hahaha 3 Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 There's several Larry King fans on here by the looks of it. 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 yer a dirty rancid jakey antifreeze guzzlin scum bastart..fas ganna clean up eh dregs o yer mess o life whin ye croak it..60yr in eh gutter.. wit a legacy o skitters 1 1 Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 5:53 AM, Dad said: @The Buzzard Disgusting it was - and for a solid 5 days after. Decided a lift after wasnae worth organising - just get the train I thought - I was scared son...scared and along by golly. I would have wept when I got home had it not been for the doctors orders, 'dinnae fucking cry by fuck' Had my laser-surgery in 2005 in Glasgow. Taking the train back to Edinburgh I thought it was a cake walk, no tears, perfect vision. Caught a taxi home from Waverley and my eyes were streaming. Goodness knows what the taxi driver thought but the pain was unbearable. Just had a Vitrectomy eye operation a few weeks back. That was a lot worse than the laser surgery. 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 n still tae blind tae see thit tryin tae pass yersel aff is a flag wavin canadian is a disgrace n a embarrasmnt yer 100% scotch vermin wee man..n ye ayewis wil b 2 2 2 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Shuggie Edvaldson ex tim is no more. Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 20 hours ago, Arabian Knight said: n still tae blind tae see thit tryin tae pass yersel aff is a flag wavin canadian is a disgrace n a embarrasmnt yer 100% scotch vermin wee man..n ye ayewis wil b How are your crayons holding out? 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Barrie Mitchell ex AFC RIP 1 Link to comment
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