Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

tell that tae auld mongo thumbs o delft..wicket keepr wis ez only yis..cidna hud pool cues ir golf irons..big fuckin dozy chookter cunt 

The Oaf has zero manual dexterity. He lashes out at folk because he's frustrated.

[johnstrac]

So we now nee d a "Which person is famous enough to make a BBC news page who has also played professional sport enough to make the BBC sport page will die next" thread ?

[Bluto10]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

The Oaf has zero manual dexterity. He lashes out at folk because he's frustrated.

shut it, gnome.

[Dad]

10 hours ago, JumboJET said:

Cricketer - not a real sportsman. Wouldn't belong in that thread.

Aye - saw a wee interview with mike gatting; no exactly a marathon runner now or ever the fat cunt

[The Boofon]

17 hours ago, Quagmire said:

I've always found them a little eerie myself. 

Beautiful.

[donswin1983]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Aye - saw a wee interview with mike gatting; no exactly a marathon runner now or ever the fat cunt

Heard Botham say that, ‘he saw gatting dive for a catch once, presumably because he thought someone had chucked him a pie’

he was always a doughy loon, gatting. 

[manboobs109]

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/vincent-friell-tributes-trainspotting-still-29005232

One of the boys fae Restless Natives has popped it

[DeltaRay1903]

16 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/vincent-friell-tributes-trainspotting-still-29005232

One of the boys fae Restless Natives has popped it

Weegie. Reading of the demise of one of them always puts a spring in my step and a smile on my face.

The lord is my shepherd 🙏🏼

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Weegie. Reading of the demise of one of them always puts a spring in my step and a smile on my face.

The lord is my shepherd 🙏🏼

You'll be celebrating when Fergie and God die then?

[DeltaRay1903]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You'll be celebrating when Fergie and God die then?

When Fergie died I didn't celebrate but nor did I grieve but I'll definitely be having a party when that anti-red prick Miller cops it. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

When Fergie died I didn't celebrate but nor did I grieve but I'll definitely be having a party when that anti-red prick Miller cops it. 

What on earth are you babbling about man?

[maryhilldon]

Fergie died?

[DeltaRay1903]

27 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What on earth are you babbling about man?

It's pretty obvious. I hate weegies and I don't make any exceptions for people just because they were employed by the magnificent Aberdeen Football Club for a short period of their life. 

[maryhilldon]

Just now, DeltaRay1903 said:

It's pretty obvious. I hate weegiss and I don't make any exceptions for people just because they were employed by the magnificent Aberdeen Football Club for a short period of their life. 

Strange bitter man.

[styrofoamplates]

1 minute ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

It's pretty obvious. I hate weegiss and I don't make any exceptions for people just because they were employed by the magnificent Aberdeen Football Club for a short period of their life. 

Did your wife run off with a 'coloured' chap from Glasgow by any chance? 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

It's pretty obvious. I hate weegiss and I don't make any exceptions for people just because they were employed by the magnificent Aberdeen Football Club for a short period of their life. 

Fergie's still alive

[DeltaRay1903]

1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said:

Did your wife run off with a 'coloured' chap from Glasgow by any chance? 

By that rather flawed logic any Dons fans who hate rangers used to support them I suppose.

Try harder and do better. 

[styrofoamplates]

Just now, DeltaRay1903 said:

By that rather flawed logic any Dons fans who hate rangers used to support them I suppose.

Try harder and do better. 

I think you need to construct your responses better. That doesn't make sense? 

Did you used to support Glaswegians and 'coloured' people? 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

By that rather flawed logic any Dons fans who hate rangers used to support them I suppose.

Try harder and do better. 

You've lost the plot 😄 What a dunce.

[DeltaRay1903]

13 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

I think you need to construct your responses better. That doesn't make sense? 

Did you used to support Glaswegians and 'coloured' people? 

No and that's precisely the flaw in your earlier comment which I'm drawing attention to.

Jesus wept 🤣

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

When Fergie died I didn't celebrate but nor did I grieve but I'll definitely be having a party when that anti-red prick Miller cops it. 

Hahahaha Willie Miller anti-red

😂

Good een

[DeltaRay1903]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Hahahaha Willie Miller anti-red

😂

Good een

I'm not the only one to have picked up on his bitterness. There is definitely chew between him and the club.

[chief_wiggum]

1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

When Fergie died I didn't celebrate but nor did I grieve but I'll definitely be having a party when that anti-red prick Miller cops it. 

Wait a minute! ...........Fergie deed?

[DeltaRay1903]

5 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Wait a minute! ...........Fergie deed?

I shouldn't have let that out of the bag should I. Ooops 😂

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

I shouldn't have let that out of the bag should I. Ooops 😂

Making a right cunt of yerself today eh?

[Simply Red]

20 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

I'm not the only one to have picked up on his bitterness. There is definitely chew between him and the club.

And what?

So youre having a party when he croaks it? 😂

 

[Tommy]

40 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

I'm not the only one to have picked up on his bitterness. There is definitely chew between him and the club.

Richard Gordon, the ex fan has had grief but no right minded Dons fan would disrespect the legend that Willie Miller is.

[The Boofon]

Final picture of Warwick Davis' wife Samantha as smiling pair enjoyed a date night before her death aged 53 - as the Harry Potter actor pays tribute to her 'unique character' and wicked sense of humour' | Daily Mail Online

 

Hearse already sorted.

[JumboJET]

40 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Final picture of Warwick Davis' wife Samantha as smiling pair enjoyed a date night before her death aged 53 - as the Harry Potter actor pays tribute to her 'unique character' and wicked sense of humour' | Daily Mail Online

 

Hearse already sorted.

@maryhilldon min Warwick has asked if he can borrow a suit and a mini black tie.

[cheesepipes]

Dickey Betts off to the big gig in the sky.

 

If you don't know who he is I pity your existence and you deserve to listen to Coldplay in the bowels of hell for all eternity.