The Boofon Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Filth. aluminium nitrate nonahydrate Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Amputee imposter. aluminium nitrate nonahydrate 1 Link to comment
florin_raducioiu Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 He won't pass a medical right now though Stewart Downing passed a medical at Villa one summer when he was ruled out until November and left it on crutches. Medicals aren't just based on current injuries Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Stewart Downing passed a medical at Villa one summer when he was ruled out until November and left it on crutches. Medicals aren't just based on current injuriesNo doubt #1 ITK knows some super secret reason that GMS won't pass a medical. He obviously can't tell anyone about it though. ITK Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 No doubt #1 ITK knows some super secret reason that GMS won't pass a medical. He obviously can't tell anyone about it though. ITKIs it like a Robin Galloway “injury” when he turned up at ARI? Link to comment
Tommy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Is it like a Robin Galloway “injury” when he turned up at ARI?When he wasn’t injured? Link to comment
KenDodd'sDad Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Devlin passed a medical here while injured. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 When he wasn’t injured?Depends if you class a dildo stuck up yer arse as an injury or not? Link to comment
eeps Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Depends if you class a dildo stuck up yer arse as an injury or not?Beck's bottle Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Depends if you class a dildo stuck up yer arse as an injury or not?It was his wife with a lightbulb stuck up her arse but let’s not get truth in the way of a good story. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I thought it was a hairbrush up his arse. He blocked me on twitter for asking about it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 If only @@Poodler was still in the medical world he could check the records. “What’s the strangest thing you’ve heard stuck up an arse” has good new thread potential. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 It was his wife with a lightbulb stuck up her arse but let’s not get truth in the way of a good story.That was a different weekend Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I thought it was a hairbrush up his arse. He blocked me on twitter for asking about it.Did that to my ex, hairbrush handle up her arse while banging doggy style.....got a lovely texture in the peeyabs, which was nice Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 It was his wife with a lightbulb stuck up her arse but let’s not get truth in the way of a good story.I thought he had Ziggy the dog stuck up there Link to comment
minijc Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 No doubt #1 ITK knows some super secret reason that GMS won't pass a medical. He obviously can't tell anyone about it though. ITKYou try far too hard Parkie, I don't know anything Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 If only @@Poodler was still in the medical world he could check the records. “What’s the strangest thing you’ve heard stuck up an arse” has good new thread potential.I've got some crackers for that Link to comment
BWG Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Devlin passed a medical here while injured.To be fair, who wouldn't pass the AFC medical? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I've got some crackers for thatBit dry that. Plenty lube and you’d be right. 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Saw 2 things as a young student nurse in the mid 80s. Firstly, whilst doing a rotation in A+E, a young woman came in with a hairbrush stuck up her punani. She had split with her boyfriend and was feeling a bit "lonely". Strangely she was using it bristle end first but just as she reached climax, her internal muscles clamped down and she broke off the handle in her desperate attempt to remove it. Was bleeding profusely when admitted and had to go to theatre as an emergency to have it removed. Secondly, a middle aged man (apparently a promiscuous homosexual and a "regular" in casualty) with a milk bottle stuck up his arse. Didn't see this one in person but was shown the X-ray by a consultant, alongside a group of other student nurses and asked what we thought his excuse for having it up there was. Answer...…...he was trying to stretch his piles.... Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Saw 2 things as a young student nurse in the mid 80s. Firstly, whilst doing a rotation in A+E, a young woman came in with a hairbrush stuck up her punani. She had split with her boyfriend and was feeling a bit "lonely". Strangely she was using it bristle end first but just as she reached climax, her internal muscles clamped down and she broke off the handle in her desperate attempt to remove it. Was bleeding profusely when admitted and had to go to theatre as an emergency to have it removed. Secondly, a middle aged man (apparently a promiscuous homosexual and a "regular" in casualty) with a milk bottle stuck up his arse. Didn't see this one in person but was shown the X-ray by a consultant, alongside a group of other student nurses and asked what we thought his excuse for having it up there was. Answer...…...he was trying to stretch his piles....Grim stories, especially the second. Reminds me of the poor Polish cleaner who was attacked in Tillydrone a few years back and had a broom shaft shoved up his arse by his attackers. Ouch! Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Shay should turn up for the warm up with thon big celtic shoes he had on with his pals. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 PoorPointless........glad you’re getting the hang of this irony thing, we’ll done Link to comment
Ernie McCracken Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Extends contract to 2021. https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1130882240676810752?s=19Big Ash talked him into it. Link to comment
OddJob Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Here’s hoping he can get back to basics next season and recapture his form from few seasons ago. Still want DMC to sign another RB tho 2 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Logan's been a bit of a weak link in my view the last season. Needs to crack on next season. Link to comment
boboisared Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Logan's been a bit of a weak link in my view the last season. Needs to crack on next season.I think we've looked much better since he came back from injury. Balls first few games at right back were ok, then we saw how much we miss Shay. 1 Link to comment
Sheepo Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Good solid Player and clearly loves the club Link to comment
Tord31 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 indifferent to him signing on but good to have one season of no 'will he wont he sign' debates. Link to comment
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