For Fecks Sake Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Most of Scotland - Most of the West Coast, Inner and Outer Hebrides (special mention to luskentyre and Hushinish beaches) Glen Coe, Aviemore, Royal Deeside, Glen Clova, Linn o Dee fucking hell too many amazing places to mention in Scotland. Regardless of the weather these places are awesome. Was well impressed with Devon and Cornwall as well, amazing little villages and equally stunning beaches. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Easiest women - Newcastle Best drugs - Brixton Most scenic - Skye Best city for a carry on - London (soho in partic) Best beaches - Cornwall Best teuchter marquee ????? Tough one Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 You Jane Austin like? I think you'll find that's Austen. Anyway, I like Central London, Edinburgh, Glasgow. Highlands are beautiful as is Deeside. Aberdeen has a nice beach...to look at, not utilise. Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 6 You make me chuckle you daftie! Link to comment
tup Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Teuchter marquee in Wick tonight, at the County show. Always a guaranteed tear up at it, the one and only night out of the year for local farming peasantry. Link to comment
tup Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I am too sophisticated to attend that nonsense, and dinna need a 'trap'. Hope it rains on the bastards. Link to comment
KidCreole Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Teuchter marquee in Wick tonight, at the County show. Always a guaranteed tear up at it, the one and only night out of the year for local farming peasantry.In the good ol days these events would have been proceeded with a right good organised brawl between the young men from each village, After which you would start drinking and dancing once the adrenalines gone and scores have been settled, Nowadays with our pussified (snowflakes) you arent allowed such things hence all the ridicules fighting every year. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 All is well KC https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40559753 Link to comment
Henry Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I am too sophisticated to attend that nonsense, and dinna need a 'trap'. Hope it rains on the bastards. Did you see Caithness got their arses handed to them by Orkney last Saturday at the football tup min? Academy are across next Saturday for the same treatment Link to comment
Old manny Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Saint Andrews, Carnoustie, Gleneagles, Turnberry and Balnagask. Four! Link to comment
Henry Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Saint Andrews, Carnoustie, Gleneagles, Turnberry and Balnagask. Four! Twelve! Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Nae much poor lads in torphins All money, no character Link to comment
tup Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Did you see Caithness got their arses handed to them by Orkney last Saturday at the football tup min? Academy are across next Saturday for the same treatment Was that not a veterans game or something? I am afraid Orkney is lacking in the football department. The scorries will thump them as per. My loon was over recently for a youth tournament, and finished third, behind Caley and Ross County but ahead of all your Orkney and Shetland dross. Link to comment
Old manny Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Twelve!Ruined my card that did. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Was that not a veterans game or something? I am afraid Orkney is lacking in the football department. The scorries will thump them as per. My loon was over recently for a youth tournament, and finished third, behind Caley and Ross County but ahead of all your Orkney and Shetland dross. No, that was OAFA select vs the Caithness equivalent. The Scorries scraped by Orkney on penalties last year, we'll take them on home soil. Link to comment
tup Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Ach the Caithness team for that wouldna be up to much. The scorries will dispatch Orkney, have they ever beaten Academy? Only two players from Orkney have ever been good enough for the scorries which says it all about footballing talent on the island. Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 ^ poor lad fae Torphins got a right doing fae the Donside lads, I heard. Not what I heard (not that you heard anything you lying fuck). Guy was taking the game to Alford youth along with the youngster from Westhill, Donside's bravest ran. Only one on that list who 'misbehaved' from Donside was a junkie. Typical. Roll on Aboyne when hopefully the scenes from a couple years when a Donsider got stabbed is not; I repeat for clarifications; is not repeated. Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Nae much poor lads in torphins All money, no character One of them had enough 'character' to burst your lip wide open.... Link to comment
YorkDon Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Currently in Pitlochry which is affa bonny! Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 One of them had enough 'character' to burst your lip wide open....Fake news That's never happened Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 @@Henry are you an uppie or a dooonie? Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 To be honest who cares where young lads come from when they get in trouble. That should stop being an issue after the age of around 24/25. It's just good to see them getting pished and knocking the shit out of each other. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Airports, ports and any other place you can get the fuck away from the place Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Airports, ports and any other place you can get the fuck away from the placeWhile Britain ain't the best place to live, its certainly not the worst by any stretch of the imagination. Suppose it all depends on what you are basing your argument on, however from my own personal experiences of travelling Britain is up there with one of the best places to live. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 It was always entertaining to see the deesiders get a doing off the burrs at echt when they were in charge of the bouncing.Echt. Banchory. Aboyne, new deer. Tarland and the main event rhynie I used to frequent them all.Echt has the problem of being between downside and deeside.It wants the ancestoral quiff. Corduroy trousers and brogues of deesiders.But in reality isn't. A man of the don is worth two of the dee I was speaking to someone on duty at echt last week was apparently toonsers were out taking a licking. Link to comment
zander Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 On Duty Standing with a hi-viz vest directing traffic or running the tombola is hardly on duty. Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 It was always entertaining to see the deesiders get a doing off the burrs at echt when they were in charge of the bouncing.Echt. Banchory. Aboyne, new deer. Tarland and the main event rhynie I used to frequent them all.Echt has the problem of being between downside and deeside.It wants the ancestoral quiff. Corduroy trousers and brogues of deesiders.But in reality isn't.A man of the don is worth two of the dee I was speaking to someone on duty at echt last week was apparently toonsers were out taking a licking. This really is a formidable fighting force: The donsiders Once they've put the Tarquins and Joshes of the world in their place, they then kick the fuck out of the best Aberdeen can muster up. Has the Home Secretary been made aware of this untapped resource? Why waste money on training up and mobilising the SAS when all he has to do is give a bunch of in-bred tattie pickers a carry-out and a bus and they could go and sort things out? Remarkable. 1 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Fuck you all, I'm a Dandy Don and can have any cunt. Toonser or teuchter. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Airports, ports and any other place you can get the fuck away from the placeProbably better than Norway ? The only good thing I like about here is the wages, they can get to fuck with their over priced pish beer and the pizza and hot dog eating humourless locals ! Link to comment
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