Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Good effort GB. I recommend the Ibiza Sunset playlist whilst you rim her. Don't rim her if she turns up raped Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Good effort GB. I recommend the Ibiza Sunset playlist whilst you rim her.Don't rim her if she turns up rapedCould give sympathy sex......in an unused hole? Edit: also in that case Poodler may offer up a different playlist? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Fuck her gently - tenacious d 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Fuck her gently - tenacious dBloodhound Gang.......Bad Touch Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 Ballad of Chasey Lain was a classic 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Ballad of Chasey Lain was a classicHaha not heard that in a while Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 A spot of reading about our own @@Sooper-hanz Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 What the fuck are you reading? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Oscar Wilde short stories min Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 Oscar Wilde short stories minThe life you lead. One minute you're high as a kite staring a teenage girls having a piss in the street, the next you're reading literature. Albeit written by a poof who was also high. Maybe not so strange after all. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Actually probably sums Hanz up reasonably well from his postings. He’s probably best not coming on here anymore before he gets dragged down with the rest of us and might eventually snap and go Millertime. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 People see me and they see the suit and they go 'youre not fooling anyone' They know I'm Rock n Roll through and through. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Actually probably sums Hanz up reasonably well from his postings. He’s probably best not coming on here anymore before he gets dragged down with the rest of us and might eventually snap and go Millertime. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted November 23, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted November 23, 2018 Checking inYou working on shift or just bored and browsing? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Shift. You in the big hoose DS? Or safe in yer ane scratcher without fear of a probing finger?! Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted November 23, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted November 23, 2018 Shift. You in the big hoose DS? Or safe in yer ane scratcher without fear of a probing finger?!Up and aboot at hame Loon. That said, letter in today wanting me in for a poke about. I'm convinced that once you've been a guest at ARI, they refer you to some cunt who sits in the bowels of the building in a dark room thinking of things to do to you with strange implements. Nae you is it Poodler? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Aye they've fair got their claws into you! Don't worry, you won't appear as an unknowing protagonist in an entry to deviants corner! The new FIT bowel screening kit appears to be a success anyway. Good news. The NHS in Scotland is light years ahead of its English counterpart. I keep asking my old man to get his airse up here for retirement Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted November 23, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted November 23, 2018 Ha ha, don't think even Deviants Corner is ready to hear about me and my orifices. Making good use of you and your colleagues at the NHS again of late. You still work in cardio wards? If so, our paths might cross - swing by with some proper meds ;-) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share Posted November 23, 2018 The graveyard shift was not meant for the discussion of bowels ffs Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 The graveyard shift was not meant for the discussion of bowels ffs Stop speaking shite. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Ha ha, don't think even Deviants Corner is ready to hear about me and my orifices. Making good use of you and your colleagues at the NHS again of late. You still work in cardio wards? If so, our paths might cross - swing by with some proper meds ;-)Haha given my ramblings on here it would be unwise to say where I worked. But aye I'll see you. Azithromycin it is!! Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Ha ha, don't think even Deviants Corner is ready to hear about me and my orifices.Making good use of you and your colleagues at the NHS again of late.You still work in cardio wards?If so, our paths might cross - swing by with some proper meds ;-) Haha given my ramblings on here it would be unwise to say where I worked. But aye I'll see you. Azithromycin it is!!My dad is due in for a double bypass, say hi. He'll be the one that looks nothing like a Wookie Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 So did he shag a wookie to make you? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Could give sympathy sex......in an unused hole? Edit: also in that case Poodler may offer up a different playlist?Had a night of passion in Bulgaria whilst listening to Kurupt - The Streetz is a Mutha (cracking album). 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 So did he shag a wookie to make you?I couldn't possibly comment on such things....... Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 All quiet on the nightshift since Bri returned to Norway to bother the in laws. Hope his cleaner is making the most of his pool Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 All quiet on the nightshift since Bri returned to Norway to bother the in laws. Hope his cleaner is making the most of his poolYou missing me poodles? Normal service will return on the 30th, assuming there are no nasty drones hanging about UK airports x Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 What a liar! Nothing posted in here since last year!!! Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 What a liar! Nothing posted in here since last year!!! Par for the course for BrifaeMittytown Link to comment
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