alscotoz Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 In length. Not time. Should be as interesting a thread as 'What's the fastest you have gone in a car...' 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 This fucking place min. @@HairyPie post it Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 This fucking place min. @@HairyPie post itNever ceases to amaze does it? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I once did a shit that looked like the Pakistani flag. Big crescent, with a little blob there floating in the middle. I took a picture of it, and named it "The Shite From Allah" If I ever find it I'll post it up... it was like finding Jesus' face in a piece of toast or a dog's arsehole. Except this was a shite for the Muslims. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 This fucking place min. @@HairyPie post itDon't know how to do photos. Not sure if the world needs it. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted November 22, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted November 22, 2018 This fucking place min. @@HairyPie post it Never ceases to amaze does it?Sake. I'm due a special birthday card next week from those lovely people at the Dundee Toldie Testing centre. I always oblige by making sure I muster up a doozie and sending it back to them. Always brings a smile that the shit testing centre is based in Dundee. Coincidence? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 ^haha that postie gets the short straw delivering sacks of toldies Enjoy your supper folks Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted November 22, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted November 22, 2018 There used to be a website called ratemypoo.com where folk would submit images of their shites and folk rated them out of ten. It was quite compulsive viewing. Some of the stuff that emerged from folks arseholes was satanic.Was Poodler's tongue in any of the photos? Sounds like it's been in and around quite a few arseholes in its time 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Was Poodler's tongue in any of the photos? Sounds like it's been in and around quite a few arseholes in its timeAttached to the biggest arsehole of them all. I'm actually losing the skill, these two don't respond particularly well to it. Back on topic, give us that permission HairyPie! Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Just took this thing in to land, right now, with obligatory deflection. Decent effort but nowhere near my best. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Just took this thing in to land, right now, with obligatory deflection. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Just took this thing in to land, right now, with obligatory deflection. Decent effort but nowhere near my best. I find the smoothness of that thing oddly mesmerising. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Never ceases to amaze does it?And to think the Mrs doesn't understand why I spend so much time on here... Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 And to think the Mrs doesn't understand why I spend so much time on here...It's the arsehole of the Internet. I love it. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 It's the arsehole of the Internet. I love it. My mild addiction to the nonsense ensures I return regularly Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 It's the arsehole of the Internet. I love it.This is the best site on the internet. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Permission granted - caveat - I was on the back of a fortnights sesh, not sure my body was at full processing power. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 That's largely undigested... I should see a doctor. I think you may have pancreatic cancer. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 That's largely undigested... I should see a doctor. I think you may have pancreatic cancer. No need, he walked it off. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share Posted November 23, 2018 Can't repost that, FFS. Anyway, how many centi/metres in length was it? That's the question being posed. Probably weighed over 10kg. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Ladies and Gentlemen Is that blood or chillies? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Having produced alscotoz, I think alscotoz's mum wins the "longest shite" competition Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share Posted November 23, 2018 1.2 miles That is impressive. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 A real contender for my shite of the year I’m estimating 3kg x 2ft It didn’t go without a fight You're a dirty bastard Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 One flush. Gone.Thanks Barry Scott Link to comment
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