alscotoz Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Northfield church doorway (on Xmas morning) and two seperate lofts. Were you half cut? 1 Link to comment
dervish Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I used to live on Nelson Street, but at the end of a night quite on a few occasions, ended up sitting down on one of the benches on mounthooly, putting on some music and watching the world (or what world you have around 4-6am) go by. Often ended up falling asleep there. At same flat, I once realised I'd left my keys in a jacket at work before a night out, and only realised on arriving at my flat. Lay down on the pavement and lay there for a few hours before waking up and realising the communal front door wasn't shut. So either I hadn't tried it, or some considerate soul had left it open while stepping over me. Bursting for a shite by then and a dead phone, walked round trying to find anywhere open with a toilet, ended up at the train station around 7.30am, did my business, ate the worst bacon roll ever from the cafe there, and then went and sat outside my office for a few hours on the off chance anyone popped in. Generally used to struggle to get to sleep rather than the opposite side of things. I remember a bad hangover on the 6 November 2010. Had sky sports news on in the living room and saw the printer come through Hartley sent off and 1-0. Next thing I woke up to was a 9-0 final score, and was certain that I was still asleep and dreaming...Ok I'll be honest never read any much of the other stories. However I believe if you closely consider (or nerd Google) the geographical journey of this man you'd see this in its logical but devoid of moderation glory. I commend you chat. Link to comment
dervish Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 All I'm saying is... Hero's don't always wear capes. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Were you half cut?Are you a hairdresser? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Haha. A few. In a lift bollock naked in Olomouc probably the best although waking up in a bird I don’t know’s bed while wearing the mother of the brides hat after “allegedly” trying to shit under a pool table and spewing into a bucket while Frankie from the Saturdays walked past probably shades it in the pre “where the fuck am I?” stakes. Fuck off Allegedly you curled one down. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 Love Sweet CarolineReal shame when Rik Parfitt died Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 MiddlesbroughGet a fantastic parmo in central park. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Love Sweet CarolineMuch better than their new stadium. Link to comment
dervish Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 @cansFriday night what do you expect? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Woke up in the bus depot in the early hours of this morning. Think I might have exchanged words with the driver getting on for some reason, he’s got to the end of the route where I would have gotten off. I’m fast asleep and he’s obviously gave me a big fuck you and drove back to the depot and left me there. Ended up having to walk home from Livi, not a taxi to be seen. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Once passed out in the cafeteria area on a cross channel ferry due to sea sickness . The sea was angry that day, and trying to walk it off only led to me compounding the up and down sensation that was fucking with my centre. I'd been resting my head on a table at the time, and when I awoke I discovered you can spew while unconscious. There was no-one sitting within 20 feet of me though, so it was good alone time. Had partially digested chicken pie in my hair and on my face just to complete my day. Cleaned myself up and entered France like a champ, though. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 No-ones beat Northfield church doorway on Christmas Eve/day yet. I saw the light and it fucking woke me up. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I once got so pissed I fell asleep in the maddest place ever. It was totally crazy and piss came out my cock. While I was asleep. Then someone woke me up and I wasn't sleeping anymore. 1 Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I once got so pissed I fell asleep in the maddest place ever. It was totally crazy and piss came out my cock. While I was asleep. Then someone woke me up and I wasn't sleeping anymore.Your settee? 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Proper gent, piss myself, blah fucking blah blah 1 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 It's run its course Dad. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 Although the right honourable gentleman is indeed a right honourable gentleman, he would do well to note that there are far more senior right honourable gentlemen who will decide when this line of joviality has in fact run its course. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I’ve never been a proper gent anyway, apart from the time I offered to pay tup’s debt to the fat bastard. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 It's run its course Dad.Waste of time. Hasn't had any impact on proceedings wse Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Fuck off Poods. Its brutal chat. You got away with it for a while but it's reached it's natural end. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I’ve never been a proper gent anyway, apart from the time I offered to pay tup’s debt to the fat bastard.I'll let you off. I'll get you a few jars your a good cunt. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 I'd say it's more relevant than ever given the last few days. The influx of posters and posts wanting to know what happened about the limo shows the demand is still there. People still want to know about the PG Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 ^ fuck that limo shit. Give it a fucking rest for fuck sake. Bunch of attention seeking Facebook fuckwits. Let's call it a day today 2 Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I'll let you off. I'll get you a few jars your a good cunt.Next time I’m in my favourite Scottish city I’ll hold you to that. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 ^ fuck that limo shit. Give it a fucking rest for fuck sake. Bunch of attention seeking Facebook fuckwits. Let's call it a day todayThey’re going to livi via train. This big hot shot is going via chopper. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 manchebs wit lock ye goat oan yer shed door. Padlock or key..askin fir nae neck, ez stertin a coin colection 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 ^ you are a fucking chopper Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 manchebs wit lock ye goat oan yer shed door. Padlock or key..askin fir nae neck, ez stertin a coin colectionNever even set foot in Dundee Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Few beers the night manchebs? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 cunts been oan the kingfishersSanta comin doon ez chimney tae spread ez meaty cheeks oot it this rate. 1 Link to comment
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