Studebaker-90 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On the way to work this morning I was queuing to get off a bypass. The queue happened to be quite long and I had been waiting a while. Just as I got to the front I notice this fucking arsehole haring up the outside lane and attempting to cut in at the front. Obviously I didn’t let him in but he bullied his way in behind me, giving me the finger for good measure. I then spent the rest of the journey making sure he didn’t get past me. Going really slowly in front of him and cutting off all over taking opportunities. He was going fucking mad and I really enjoyed it. Anyway question is this.. just how petty or stubborn are you? 7 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On the way to work this morning I was queuing to get off a bypass. The queue happened to be quite long and I had been waiting a while. Just as I got to the front I notice this fucking arsehole haring up the outside lane and attempting to cut in at the front. Obviously I didn’t let him in but he bullied his way in behind me, giving me the finger for good measure. I then spent the rest of the journey making sure he didn’t get past me. Going really slowly in front of him and cutting off all over taking opportunities. He was going fucking mad and I really enjoyed it. Anyway question is this.. just how petty or stubborn are you?Hate drivers who try to cut in like that and would have done the same if I was in your position. As for being petty, as I get older I find it's never the massive issues that wind me up, it's always the petty unimportant things that gets me going. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On the way to work this morning I was queuing to get off a bypass. The queue happened to be quite long and I had been waiting a while. Just as I got to the front I notice this fucking arsehole haring up the outside lane and attempting to cut in at the front. Obviously I didn’t let him in but he bullied his way in behind me, giving me the finger for good measure. I then spent the rest of the journey making sure he didn’t get past me. Going really slowly in front of him and cutting off all over taking opportunities. He was going fucking mad and I really enjoyed it. Anyway question is this.. just how petty or stubborn are you? Nice. I'm really fucking stubborn.Until the point comes when I can't be fucking bothered. Strange. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On the way to work this morning I was queuing to get off a bypass. The queue happened to be quite long and I had been waiting a while. Just as I got to the front I notice this fucking arsehole haring up the outside lane and attempting to cut in at the front. Obviously I didn’t let him in but he bullied his way in behind me, giving me the finger for good measure. I then spent the rest of the journey making sure he didn’t get past me. Going really slowly in front of him and cutting off all over taking opportunities. He was going fucking mad and I really enjoyed it. Anyway question is this.. just how petty or stubborn are you? I did similar to some dick in a Lancer Evo on the dueller from Huntly to Aberdeen. I saw him cutting in and out, undertaking and overtaking as he approached in my rear view mirror, driving like a proper cunt...I fucking despise twats like that. When it came to getting past me, I just stayed in front of him doing a perfectly acceptable 80. As soon as he got any opportunity to overtake, I just sped up, until the opportunity disappeared, then went back to 80. Eventually he was thrashing the hell out of his car trying to get past (I realise at this point I was driving way too fast too), but stuck to my task of slowing to 80 every time it was possible. During his final "thrash" black smoke started pishing out of his exhaust and he slowed to about 50. Very petty, a bit nasty, but hugely satisfying. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On the way to work this morning I was queuing to get off a bypass. The queue happened to be quite long and I had been waiting a while. Just as I got to the front I notice this fucking arsehole haring up the outside lane and attempting to cut in at the front. Obviously I didn’t let him in but he bullied his way in behind me, giving me the finger for good measure. I then spent the rest of the journey making sure he didn’t get past me. Going really slowly in front of him and cutting off all over taking opportunities. He was going fucking mad and I really enjoyed it. Anyway question is this.. just how petty or stubborn are you?Well done Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 There is nothing worse than having some ditsy cunt in front of you that lets people like that just cut in front of them. You did the right thing imo Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I thought this thread was "How Pretty Are you" at first. I'm much more petty than i am pretty, that's for sure. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Used to annoy quite a few cunts at the Beach Ballroom round about. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 The arsehole I have to sit next to at work has OCD and spends most of his day straightening and re-arranging everything he sees.I'm first in the office every day and I make it my first task is to go round everything he's straightened and knock it all squint again including his keyboard, screen and his butter tub in the fridge.I win. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 A so-called friend clyped on me in primary 5 and eh was sent to the headmaster and my parents were informed. He sent me a LinkedIn request last year. Ignored. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I had argued with her all last week that it was pointless hiring a skip for the weekend to clear out garden stuff as the weather was going to be shit. She was adamant it would be fine. I said i’d Get the skip then if she was so sure. Saturday morning arrived and snowing then raining like fuck. I had us both out there in it filling that bastard skip. Probably a mixture of stupidity, spite and pettiness. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I had argued with her all last week that it was pointless hiring a skip for the weekend to clear out garden stuff as the weather was going to be shit. She was adamant it would be fine. I said i’d Get the skip then if she was so sure. Saturday morning arrived and snowing then raining like fuck. I had us both out there in it filling that bastard skip. Probably a mixture of stupidity, spite and pettiness.Next time get her filling it and you “stand and deliver” encouragement. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On the way to work this morning I was queuing to get off a bypass. The queue happened to be quite long and I had been waiting a while. Just as I got to the front I notice this fucking arsehole haring up the outside lane and attempting to cut in at the front. Obviously I didn’t let him in but he bullied his way in behind me, giving me the finger for good measure. I then spent the rest of the journey making sure he didn’t get past me. Going really slowly in front of him and cutting off all over taking opportunities. He was going fucking mad and I really enjoyed it. Anyway question is this.. just how petty or stubborn are you? I get that. Tailgaters=cunts. Usually young cunts who have only been on the road for less than 2 years. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I get that. Tailgaters=cunts. Usually young cunts who have only been on the road for less than 2 years.People wouldn't tailgate you if you drove an acceptable speed. Clearly you're moving to slowly. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 People wouldn't tailgate you if you drove an acceptable speed. Clearly you're moving to slowly.You're just being petty! Link to comment
BWG Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Extremely. I've got this thing about Audi drivers now where I just refuse to let the bastards out and generally just go out of my way to piss them off. I've also been in an ongoing war with someone on my street because they parked too close to me, so I've been deliberately boxing them in at every opportunity for the last 5 years. 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 The arsehole I have to sit next to at work has OCD and spends most of his day straightening and re-arranging everything he sees.I'm first in the office every day and I make it my first task is to go round everything he's straightened and knock it all squint again including his keyboard, screen and his butter tub in the fridge.I win. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 The arsehole I have to sit next to at work has OCD and spends most of his day straightening and re-arranging everything he sees.I'm first in the office every day and I make it my first task is to go round everything he's straightened and knock it all squint again including his keyboard, screen and his butter tub in the fridge.I win. has he set up any (one word, 2 syllables) demarcation? Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Almost caused a crash at the Anderson Drive / Kings Gate roundabout last week. On Kings Gate heading towards Rosemount, queued in the left lane to go straight over the roundabout. Clocked a BMW arsehole further back in the queue shift into the right hand lane and drive up beside me. I knew he was going to go straight over and wasn't turning right, so I made sure I got away quicker than he did, and just drifted over the lane in front of him while going round the roundabout. Also like to drift right at the hazlehead roundabout when driving up queens road to block the people who are turning right from Kings Gate but don't wait for the traffic going straight over to clear. Was delighted the other day when I managed to push someone trying to cut in so far over they had to go back round the roundabout again. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I can't write what I would like to for fear of @@Police. I'm the most petty there is. A horrendous vandal and the punishment never fits the crime. On topic, I was a complete arsehole at my old work. Good, but difficult to work with. I mind about ten year ago sitting in the staff room with a colleague who was 100% fine. Started work and it was evident it was going to be a mad one. She feigned a sore tummy and went home. Left me on the frontline alone. Decade later I've still never forgiven her and won't speak to her. People have tried to make me speak to her. She got married, wouldn't sign her card from work etc. Absolute traitor. Ca even look at her. She knows it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Cunts need to chill out when driving. I remember some cunt pulled out in front of me on the Clackmannanshire Bridge and stopped coz I was driving down the left lane to where it was closed off to merge into the right. Exactly like it tells you to do in the highway code and when you do your theory test. Total cunt. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I can't write what I would like to for fear of @@Police. I'm the most petty there is. A horrendous vandal and the punishment never fits the crime. On topic, I was a complete arsehole at my old work. Good, but difficult to work with. I mind about ten year ago sitting in the staff room with a colleague who was 100% fine. Started work and it was evident it was going to be a mad one. She feigned a sore tummy and went home. Left me on the frontline alone. Decade later I've still never forgiven her and won't speak to her. People have tried to make me speak to her. She got married, wouldn't sign her card from work etc. Absolute traitor. Ca even look at her. She knows it.Bet you've shagged her Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 has he set up any (one word, 2 syllables) demarcation?Like Arsehole?He must know it's me. How can everything suddenly become squint by itself overnight? I'm in first and he leaves last! He plays the "Listen, I can't help it I have OCD"card all the time. Absolute shite. Arsehole. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I've noticed a young lad maybe 10 or 11 using my path as a shortcut home after school. So what I did was lock my gate with a padlock and spied on him thru the blinds like a pervert and took great pleasure in seeing him have to go back onto the street and take the long way home.You're the grumpy old man that bursts fitbas when they land in your garden right? Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 That's a good one ^^^ Which reminds me. When I lived in Rosemount, I had the key to the car park beside the sunbed salon Birds would park in it and I would run down and lock it and leave them there. And watch as their evening plans slipped away. Sometimes a Good Samaritan would come out and let them out. Hold on, I think I actually have evidence... 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I've noticed a young lad maybe 10 or 11 using my path as a shortcut home after school. So what I did was lock my gate with a padlock and spied on him thru the blinds like a pervert and took great pleasure in seeing him have to go back onto the street and take the long way home.Just LIKE a pervert aye? Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Hehe Mind I don't live there now, so don't send pizza's etc. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Hehe Mind I don't live there now, so don't send pizza's etc.Haha that's fairly coorse min. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted March 20, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted March 20, 2019 Hehe Mind I don't live there now, so don't send pizza's etc.Ha ha What a cunt. That's the kind of shit I do too. Once had an arsehole park in my spot at the office so I blocked him in. Got out of car and was walking up the steps into the office when there's a shout from behind me as these two salty dudes come into the car park and shout to me "move your car and we'll let you park in your space". "Fucking big of you", thought I Asked them if they were in to see anyone in the office. "No, no, we were just across the road for lunch". "Fuck you then", as I carried on walking into the office. They were blocked in for about an hour. Link to comment
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