Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Ha ha What a cunt. That's the kind of shit I do too. Once had an arsehole park in my spot at the office so I blocked him in. Got out of car and was walking up the steps into the office when there's a shout from behind me as these two salty dudes come into the car park and shout to me "move your car and we'll let you park in your space". "Fucking big of you", thought I Asked them if they were in to see anyone in the office. "No, no, we were just across the road for lunch". "Fuck you then", as I carried on walking into the office. They were blocked in for about an hour.Tiny bit of power and we go mintal Easy to see how dictators become so outrageous Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 That's a good one ^^^ Which reminds me. When I lived in Rosemount, I had the key to the car park beside the sunbed salon Birds would park in it and I would run down and lock it and leave them there. And watch as their evening plans slipped away. Sometimes a Good Samaritan would come out and let them out. Hold on, I think I actually have evidence...Are you the Good Samaritan using this as a ploy to impress tanned women? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Hehe Mind I don't live there now, so don't send pizza's etc. Does that person have goat's legs? Does Pan live in that tenement? Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Interesting way of watering parsley Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I don't know if I'm petty, as such... but I am pathologically vengeful. There's no real limit to what I'll do to someone if I feel they've unfairly fucked with me, but my response will usually be insanely disproportionate to the original transgression. I've done some fairly fucked up shit even to people who had nothing directly to do with the incident in question just because they got in the way of my righteous vengeance. There's also no real time limit on it either. Time doesn't pass and I think, "Ach, that was a long time ago. We'll just let it go." I remember shit. Forever. In that respect I'm probably clinically diagnosable as a sociopath or suchlike, but 99% of the time I'm super easy going. But petty.... probably not really petty in the sense that I'll lock a gate to annoy someone. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 You're no Liam Neeson. I'm more your Norman Tebbitt. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I don't know if I'm petty, as such... but I am pathologically vengeful. There's no real limit to what I'll do to someone if I feel they've unfairly fucked with me, but my response will usually be insanely disproportionate to the original transgression. I've done some fairly fucked up shit even to people who had nothing directly to do with the incident in question just because they got in the way of my righteous vengeance. There's also no real time limit on it either. Time doesn't pass and I think, "Ach, that was a long time ago. We'll just let it go." I remember shit. Forever. In that respect I'm probably clinically diagnosable as a sociopath or suchlike, but 99% of the time I'm super easy going. But petty.... probably not really petty in the sense that I'll lock a gate to annoy someone. Completely agree. Steal my pen, I'll burn your house down. Deserved. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I’m the same, strong silent type who gives off an intense brooding underlying menace. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I’m the same, strong silent type who gives off an intense brooding underlying menace. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 a modern day Gary cooper would be a good similie Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I’m the same, strong silent type who gives off an intense brooding underlying menace.That's why the pub is empty. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 That's why the pub is empty.I thought it was because @@tup was the only reason people used this site. @@tupac Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 think I could quite easily switch into John matrix mode if and when required Act first, ask questions. A real take charge guy. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Sometimes guests piss me off. I have their credit card details, now I’d NEVER do this. But buying random things with their own card like say gay porn and sex toys and getting them sent to say their partner at home or employer at their work place would be petty.... Burner phone bought by a random aqquitence off of gumtree, PAYG sim, free restaurant wi-fi with a VPN while on holiday. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 think I could quite easily switch into John matrix mode if and when required Act first, ask questions. A real take charge guy. I think Johnny Matrix is 20% vengeance and 80% one-liners. "My friend is dead tired" Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Hehe Mind I don't live there now, so don't send pizza's etc.Fucking brilliant. Top work!! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I think Norman paralysed his missus with sex games gone wrong and blamed it on the IRA. Think about it for a minute. All falls into place.Fell into place 3 floors below. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 all the best movie hard men are called JohnJohn matrixJohn MacLaine John RamboJohn north Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Detective John Kimble"suck my juicy fat one" Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 John the Baptist Gods comin, watch yersel Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Johnny Rainbow"bring me a child" Gr8 cunt. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 John WarkKirsty WarkMen at Wark Loved Down Under Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 John Davidson Racist snooker host Link to comment
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