manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 John Manchebs. Proper fucking hero's name that. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 John Frusciante I'm too good for these junkie losers Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 John Travolta I used to like the duncin and the heroin, then my bairn died Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 John barnes 'gets to your thirst quickly'Showing your age with that reference 'After 90 minutes of sheer hell...' Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Age is no big deal to dad, it's read out in court often enough Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 Just walked out of a club because they played shes electric as the last song. Needless to say I called the dj a cunt on the way out Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 He also ignored my requests for the doves and played fallout boy instead. Useless fucking prick Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 What club? Let's write a stern letter That's completely fucking unacceptable. What a shit song to finish on. Good luck dealing with . when you get in haha Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 I’m nae there tonight. Got a hotel through work. The dj couldn’t give a toss. His response was “well everyone else seems to like it”. They dinna min, and if they do they deserve everything they get. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 HeheMind I don't live there now, so don't send pizza's etc.Have you posted those on here before? I’ve seen those pics before........ Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Have you posted those on here before? I’ve seen those pics before........ Maybe I did, circa 2014 Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On the basketball court maybe. You'll be getting bounced up and down like a basketball in a minute you wee prick.Yet another double entendre Dad!! Good work keeping the act going! 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I’m the same, strong silent type who gives off an intense brooding underlying menace. Sounds like "silent but violent" farts Link to comment
Henry Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I’m nae there tonight. Got a hotel through work. The dj couldn’t give a toss. His response was “well everyone else seems to like it”. They dinna min, and if they do they deserve everything they get. Imagine being in a club at your age, and complaining to the DJ about the music 2 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I am not petty at all these days. I used to be petty, but now value inner peace over being consumed by rage over some ultimately trivial matter. 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I hold grudges for years. I can't forget if people have wronged me, no matter how small a matter it was. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Ketamine John.Imagine your jaw Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I hold grudges for years. I can't forget if people have wronged me, no matter how small a matter it was.I particularly enjoy holding online grudges against strangers. Even better if you’ve held it so long you don’t remember the original reason for it Link to comment
ebbe Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Imagine your jaw You might just see it in full swing again the night. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Ca wait! If you're in the toon, I'll be around. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I particularly enjoy holding online grudges against strangers. Even better if you’ve held it so long you don’t remember the original reason for itIt's good for the soul Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Never got in the squad for years, then never got a start, when McLeish finally gave me a start I fucked them all over by playing fucking shite. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 Just catching up on the responses, some absolute crackers. Also Henry, I’m nae that old min. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I diddled a young lady last weekend who decided to smoke as she got a little drunker on our night out.I fucking hate that filthy habit and on the way back to the apartment I bought Tic Tacs, ate one and offered her the box. She knew and said I had bought them cos she had smoked. I just said "yes". She ate a Tic Tac.Could still taste the mingingness. Ruined an otherwise pleasant experience.I fucking do not like smoking. Petty....? Yes. Probably.Not quite Moobs level Neighbours shagging, but I pulled a bird who appeared in a Tic Tacs advert once........ Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Did she have to drink piss from beer bottles dressed as a cop first?How did you know that? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 People wouldn't tailgate you if you drove an acceptable speed. Clearly you're moving to slowly. I drive above limit. I'm saving them getting a ticket and that's the gratitude you get. Plus fuck 'em Link to comment
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